Breaking boundaries
Posted by MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 49 comments
Posted by MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 49 comments
FallenSegull@reddit
They tell me that q-tips are bad but the only time I’ve ever had my ears blocked by wax impaction was after using wax removal eardrops
Ottoblock@reddit
Doctor suggested that shit to me and it fucked me up. Ear pain and itchiness inside your ear canal sucks balls. I’ll stick with the q-tips thanks.
It’s like they think you’re ramming the qtip into your ear like you’re loading a musket. No doc, that’s not how I do it. I can’t imagine anyone does that.
DrakenDaskar@reddit
Muh anecdotal evidence beats peer reviewed research.
Nasapigs@reddit
My memory is quite bad. Could you remind me what the replication crisis is?
DrakenDaskar@reddit
The main reason it happens is because of small sample size, publication bias, selective sample size of data and unclear explanation of methodology.
All in all its example of people NOT following the scientific methodology or the reaserch not being peer reviewed.
A study from 1990-2010 had a sample size of over 260 thousand people reported from different hospitals. Now explain how replication crisis applies to that study.
pinkylovesme@reddit
I’m not a scientist pal.
But when I put the qtip in and wiggle it around, it feels good, and I don’t need a phd to know that.
DrakenDaskar@reddit
When I take a belt around my neck and jerk of it also feels great and i haven't had any lasting damage yet.
Does that mean it's risk free?
HarshTheDev@reddit
what
-boo--@reddit
The David Carradine Special you uneducated fuck?
lordmisterhappy@reddit
YMMV who could have known.
NowaVision@reddit
Tell me more about this q-tip research.
ledgeitpro@reddit
Pretty sure qtips do push the wax back as much as you may try not to. Using the wax removal may have done the same thing when you tried putting the bulb in your ear to flush everything. I just use peroxide instead since ear wax removal is just diluted peroxide, and the flush fully cleans my ear every time. Whenever i try using qtips i accidentally push the wax to the back. I also get large wax buildup very quickly so maybe not the same experience as you
Ottoblock@reddit
That’s the thing really, People have different ears and different methods. I always run the qtip around the edges of my ear in a spiral motion while also twisting the qtip, but before I do so I check the twist of the qtip, if you pinch it and twist the shaft of the qtip, one direction will loosen the fibers while the other will tighten the fibers. I always twist in the direction that will tighten the fibers while it is in my ear.
Nobody instructed me on how to do it, but that’s just the way that works for me.
Rambozo77@reddit
I’m with you, dude. I’ve used qtips nearly every day for decades. My wife was convinced I “had” to have a bunch of wax built up that was going to make me go deaf one day. So I bought a little WiFi ear cam…clean as a fuckin whistle.
thr33beggars@reddit
I like to share a q-tip with a buddy as a fun bonding experience. Imagine the double-sided dildo scene from Requiem for a Dream, but with a q-tip instead of a double-sided dildo and our ear canals instead of our assholes.
Absolutemehguy@reddit
PMurmomsmaidenname@reddit
https://i.redd.it/opr983lhhwxf1.gif
j0annaj0anna@reddit
Don't let him near a gynecologist
Champomi@reddit
Prostate exam you mean?
> feel ass pain and go to the doctor
> doctor asks if I've been using the giant bad dragon dildo 3000
> say no (I have been)
> tells me giant dildos are bad
> asks him if he uses the giant bad dragon dildo 3000
> he says no
> ask to look into his ass
> won't let me
> liar
Derpy_Derpingson@reddit
Gotta start with the petite bad dragon dildo 1000 and work your way up. Like people who get gauge earrings do
the_marxman@reddit
People really underestimate the size of a small and the capacity of their anus
Pristine_Cost_3793@reddit
i would love to know where you got that information from
the_marxman@reddit
I pulled it from my ass and stuck it with my collection of dildos that I was sure would fit.
Letters_to_Dionysus@reddit
til all gauge earring wearers are all using bad dragons
0oozymandias@reddit
> Having period pains, go to doctor
> Doctoress asks if I have a vagina
> say yes (I don't)
> she says I cant have period pain
> ask if she has a vagina
> she says yes
> ask if i can see
> wont let me
> liar
Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit
I don't think he should be around anyone tbh
Longenuity@reddit
Do they use Q-tips?
Why_am_ialive@reddit
Do you really need to clean your ears if you just shower regularly and kinda… tilt your head
Touone69@reddit
Define regularly
Electronic_Warning49@reddit
50/50 mix of warm sterile water and hydrogen peroxide, wait 3 minutes, flush gently with one of those medical squeeze bottles, follow up with a q-tip when dry.
The things that come out are damn near demonic and you can hear colors when you're done.
I do it once a month or so.
I wear headphones 12+ hours a day and my doc says my ears are pristine.
BoerDefiance@reddit
Just squirt the water/peroxide solution in with one of those squeeze bottles or what?
Electronic_Warning49@reddit
Use sterile warm water to flush but be gentle. Don't go crazy and use a fucking water flosser lol.
Also, please Google and YT for more references. It's muscle memory for me now and I know how things should feel for me while I do it.
Lumi-umi@reddit
As much as I fully recognize that using a water flosser would be a dumbass move, it certainly sounds like an amazing idea. Damn reality ruining me realizing my fantasy.
retsoPtiH@reddit
if the water comes out of the other ear you're doing too much
OPs tip works otherwise
Practical_Trade4084@reddit
in Japan I paid to cuddle with a milf who used a wooden scraper to clean out my ear. was a nice time.
ApoX_420@reddit
I use q tips everyday, oil spray once every 2 weeks, I found balance.
csupihun@reddit
Weaponized mental illness in a picture.
Nocebola@reddit
People who use qtips all the time wondering why they have too much wax
People who use their phones in the dark wondering why their sight is going to shit
People who vape all the time wondering why they can't sleep
People who eat like shit wondering why they don't have evergy
People who post racist sexist imaginary rants on Asian image board wondering why they're forever alone.
Absolutemehguy@reddit
redditor thinks he's cooking
Nocebola@reddit
Self loathing redditor thinks he's clever
DeepJudgment@reddit
Four morons think they've got a cool response to the previous comment
DeepJudgment@reddit
Had wax blockages a couple of times from using IEMs and the Dr recommended to regularly flush ears in the shower with warm water, which certainly helped. Basically, instead of stuffing the wax further into the canal with Q-tips, you kinda melt it down above ambient temperature and let it leak out with water. Gotta do it before the wax turns into an actual blockage though, as removing that would require a visit to the Dr
BlackwoodJohnson@reddit
Anon needs to take the East Asian ear pick pill.
infrowntown@reddit
My holes are mine to use how I please.
Naive-Might-9218@reddit
Anon goes around asking other men to look inside their ear
thr33beggars@reddit
The doctor just doesn’t want anon to give him a wet willy. Well, he does, just not the kind with a finger in the ear.
malikj98@reddit
Anon needs one of those ear cleaners with a camera
outland_king@reddit
Weapons grade autism.
SudhaTheHill@reddit
“Look at me, I’m the doctor now”