What was something from our childhood that isn’t around anymore and you are glad it’s gone for good?
Posted by FooFightingManiac@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 569 comments
So many fond memories and nostalgia is shared on here but what is one thing you are glad to never see again? Mine has to be rectal thermometer readings
OviliskTwo@reddit
Being forced to dress up and go to church every Sunday as if I hadn't been fucked by their ideology and dogma for six days of the week already.
DiscombobulatedWavy@reddit
Well hey at least it was only the ideology and dogma that fucked you.
OviliskTwo@reddit
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OviliskTwo@reddit
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OviliskTwo@reddit
What happens in the mission field stays in the mission field.
cubanito_nj@reddit
HIV being a death sentence.
FoppyDidNothingWrong@reddit
It has more or less been cured, if you have the money that is.
MissManipulatrix@reddit
Probably has some ghastly side effects :( still best to avoid the hiv.
plasma_smurf@reddit
The side effects are negligible. Mild fatigue. Stigma is what makes it unbearable, so please don’t contribute to it.
MissManipulatrix@reddit
I’m very glad to hear the side effects of current meds are less than they were early days of HIV care. I apologise, as I think I have offended you, and I certainly have no desire to add to any stigma surrounding HIV. I just feel that it’s not something to take lightly as if there’s no need to worry, and it concerns me when people are cavalier about safety because they think it’s no big deal anymore.
FoppyDidNothingWrong@reddit
I try to avoid medications in general. I'm sure a HIV cocktail is no fun.
AffectionateFig5864@reddit
Much milder than you would think. There are incredible advancements that have been made toward HIV meds that help people sustain undetectable levels of the virus and lead flourishing lives (U=U!). HRSA funds the Ryan White program which makes them available to people of all income levels.
Ooogabooga42@reddit
*depending on where you live and income level
IAmAWretchedSinner@reddit
Excellent point. Hepatitis C, as well, from what I understand.
I_Heart_QAnon_Tears@reddit
For fun reading, look up the legitimate zombie plagues that syphilis used to cause
IAmAWretchedSinner@reddit
Yes. Sufferers of the Black Death during the Medieval Eras exhibited all kinds of odd behavior, presumably from systemic inflammation affecting the entire body, including the brain. Imagine seeing your neighbor dancing around naked on a muddy road. If this was your first experience with the plague, you'd be moved to see if they were alright. You get too close to them and they're acting as someone with schizophrenia might. They start invading your personal space, and whether the plague was bubonic, septicemic, or pneumatic, a few days later you're either dead or dying. Accounts of the time talk of such behavior. Syphilis reminds me very much of that.
Outrageous_Picture39@reddit
Had a conversation with my son about this last week after an HIV medication commercial came on.
What a difference 30 years makes.
Stevie-Rae-5@reddit
Had the same kind of experience with my middle schoolers recently. It’s really amazing to think about how far things have come, and so tragic to reflect on all the people we lost and how many more could’ve been saved if the US government had responded appropriately urgently and quickly.
msheehan418@reddit
We know from South Park all you need is money. Money is the cure for HIV
themrsfreeze@reddit
Rush Limbaugh!!! Omg my grandma always had him on when I was a kid and couldn’t escape his voice.
OptionWrongUsally@reddit
I really thought someone would replace him, many have tried and none have succeeded. No one could cultivate hate like rush. The man had a gift of evil.
SufficientlyRested@reddit
Joe Rogan has done a pretty good job
AmputeeHandModel@reddit
I'd say he's even worse. He's reached and extremified a much much wider audience than Rush ever did.
SufficientlyRested@reddit
Hi yes, I agree with you. I meant, Joe Rogan has done a good job at being worse than Rush and reaching a larger audience.
I apologize that my quick response made it seem like I support this fear-factor wannabe.
odin_the_wiggler@reddit
Well, Rush told people who to hate whereas Rogan brings on guests who spew it themselves.
I also cannot fathom a world where Rush Limbaugh actually interviews guys like James Telerico, Bernie Sanders, etc.
jayne-eerie@reddit
His descendants are even worse a lot of the time. Though I guess they’re less openly hateful.
Goth-Sloth@reddit
My grandpa had one of those enormous satellite dishes and got like 1000 channels and only ever watched the one with Rush Limbaugh. And we weren’t allowed to change the channel 😭
teachmesomethgnew@reddit
Waterbeds.
VenusVignette@reddit
Red hot steel slides
Glittering-Show-5521@reddit
Now they get the plastic slides that shock you every time you get off.
BottleOk8922@reddit
Those made us men. Even the women became men. We are all men because of those!
VenusVignette@reddit
What if we're nonbinary?
BottleOk8922@reddit
Then you obviously played on the swings.
allthesamejacketl@reddit
Actually this kind of checks out for me
VenusVignette@reddit
Heyooo! Yes!
1n1billionAZNsay@reddit
And then we went on the internet, where they're only men!
mr_Papini@reddit
Well that explains a lot
FoppyDidNothingWrong@reddit
Those were fun to run UP on. Thus I miss them.
toomuchtv987@reddit
And the one on my playground was like 3000 feet tall!!!
pixelpheasant@reddit
Playground here has a ... 15 or 20 ft high metal slide. It just stands alone.
My youngest insisted on climbing the steps (yes, steps, no ladder to fall between) before she could walk.
It was winter.
She hasn't felt the burn yet. I can't stand being at the playground when it's that hot, now that so many of the old trees have fallen down/died.
MFT214@reddit
My dad used to put turtle wax on ours. Pretty sure we flew faster than sound down that thing.
salad_lazer@reddit
Nah they're still around. The next town over to mine built a playground last year that has one.
kayla622@reddit
My elementary school had a super long metal slide. It was next to where the woods started so it was always in the shade. There was a pile of fluffy bark at the end. The playground supervisors used to give all the kids a sheet of wax paper and we’d all slide down once on the paper. Then we’d return the wax paper and slide again, and just fly down the slide into the fluffy bark pile.
VenusVignette@reddit
That's smart! Mine was in a barron desert lot with no supervision. We just burnt for fun. 🤣😭🙃
kayla622@reddit
I grew up in Oregon, so super hot days aren’t as common, especially during the school year.
VenusVignette@reddit
That's fair, I'm in burque. Different times my love.
mr_Papini@reddit
Burn yer buns off!
VenusVignette@reddit
I already did!
Rich-Abbreviations25@reddit
Dial up! That godawful sound when it connected and all the waiting just to download a single song. Then someone in your house picks up the phone and boom you’re disconnected
This caused so many fights in my house we ended up getting a second line for the modem
Glittering-Show-5521@reddit
I actually kinda liked the sound of dialup, but I could see how it would be off-putting. Regardless, it still colossally sucked when someone would pick up the phone and you'd get disconnected, and it sucked even worse if you were downloading anything.
the_girl_racer@reddit
"Get off the phone, Mom!"
Captain_Roastbeef@reddit
Saw on the news that 160,000 people still use it in the USA. It’s about to get turned off permanently.
ColoWyoPioneer@reddit
Only for AOL. There are still a handful of other providers that still offer dialup. It’ll probably be around until all of the old copper landlines disappear (not long until then…don’t know many telcos that even offer copper non-VoIP lines anymore). Seems weird it’s still around, but if you live 20 miles outside of a rural town and can’t afford Starlink, it’s about the only option.
BayouLuLu@reddit
I saw that too. Until then I had no idea it was even still in use.
gobbledegook-@reddit
Having to locate a pay phone to call someone from the road, and needing a prepaid long distance calling card with minutes loaded onto it. And needing to know their phone number.
Additionally, while I partially hate being able to be reached (by some people) 24/7, the days of being out of town or just out for the day, and you had to wait until you got home to check your messages on a tiny cassette tape. Not so good for urgent or emergency situations.
Glittering-Show-5521@reddit
I don't miss dealing with pay phones, but sometimes, the ability to go silent in the days before cell phones, without everyone freaking out about it, was nice.
MiniRems@reddit
I got my very first cell phone, early 2000s - one of those indestructible Nokias that you could customize the face plate and buttons - after my car broke down on the highway and I had to walk a mile and a half to the nearest exit, find a pay phone, and call every number I could remember until I finally got through to my sister's boyfriend who was able to pick me up. I think I had 25 minutes of calling a month on it and it cost $.50 per text message - sent and received! It even charged me minutes if I called voice-mail from the phone (I would always access it via landline to save minutes, but I never worried about breaking down on the highway again!
Skibabette@reddit
Yes! I got my first cell phone in 1999 or 2000 - the same Nokia with prepaid minutes from a kiosk at the mall. All my friends had the same bricks. We would hang out on weekends then go home and get on AOL Instant Messenger for a couple hours after curfew.
MajesticEmergency@reddit
Fat heavy CRT TVs. It used to suck to move a TV that wasn’t even that big of a screen size. I can carry and move around a 55” flat TV by myself now!
Glittering-Show-5521@reddit
But conventional (pre-HD TV) did look a lot better on those old TVs because the source signal was closer to the actual resolution of the TV. A lot of Dish content looks terrible on a 4K TV.
bgva@reddit
I had a 26" CRT in college c. 2003. Had to move it down three flights of steps because our elevator was basically like the one from The Big Bang Theory. 0/10 do not recommend.
Thomisawesome@reddit
When I went to college, I took my PC. That monitor was so damn heavy.
Now, I have an iMac and moving it between rooms is the easiest thing f. And one plug.
yourlittlebirdie@reddit
Remember when “he has a flat screen TV!” was shorthand for someone having a ton of disposable income and spending it on luxurious things?
HalfFrozenSpeedos@reddit
My local rag prob still has letters from boomers bemoaning "layabouts on welfare too idle to work living up the lap of luxury in front of them big flat plasma screen tvs" - like mofo a plasma tv would be from the second hand store if it even still worked...pray tell WHERE you find a non flat tv now anyways? Also you ever consider the TV was a gift, came with the rental or they bought it when they were working or they are working - no no they didn't, in their heads though the govt could abolish taxes, raise their pension payments by a factor of 100 and give them a pensioners parking pass to let them either park in or drive around the grocery store ....
Blizzardof1991@reddit
https://i.redd.it/dxwgb1wi32kf1.gif
BottleOk8922@reddit
Anything past a 32 inch and you had to reconsider if it was going to make the move with you.
tagehring@reddit
We were gifted a 40" CRT TV from my brother-in-law when he moved (he didn't want to move it himself and could afford a still-relatively expensive flatscreen). I'm pretty sure moving that thing is where my hernia came from.
smokiechick@reddit
I had to buckle mine in when I took it to the dump because it kept setting off the seatbelt alarm. My dog weighs 80 pounds and only sets it off if he's just eaten.
Muddy_Wafer@reddit
80 lbs!! My 11lb chihuahua mix will set my seatbelt alarm off. So did the diaper bag when my kid was smaller. Or a bag or 2 of groceries… It’s soooooo annoying that It’s so sensitive. I usually leave the seatbelt buckled all the time on the empty seat to shut it up.
wookieesgonnawook@reddit
My new car won't let you shift if it thinks the belts should be done unless you wait a minute with the car on.
mechapoitier@reddit
We had a computer at a desk at my job in the 2000s that was about a 32” CRT monitor. It must have been 2’ deep. It was so big it literally didn’t fit on the desk. We had to get a corner desk and angle it diagonally to keep it from hitting the wall.
New_Needleworker_473@reddit
Yes! I remember my first years at college and everyone was baffled I didn't have a TV. I was from 2K miles away. WTF am I gonna do with it? It's not a carry on!
LordLaz1985@reddit
When I think of the wooden behemoth my parents kept for at least 5 moves…
Traditional_Entry183@reddit
The problem now is that my new 60" OLED is so thin I'm actually terrified that I'll break it if I move it. Im legitimately unsure of what I should do when the time comes.
wookieesgonnawook@reddit
They sell TV moving boxes that come with the same kind of foam supports that the original shipping boxes have.
Traditional_Entry183@reddit
I may to look into that. Im not moving, but im going to have the basement renovated, abd that's where the TV lives. Im honestly not even comfortable carrying it upstairs because it's only half as thick as my cell phone.
pmmlordraven@reddit
They're coming back again because retro gaming and VHS collecting. The yoots are learning the same lessons about moving them haha
FoppyDidNothingWrong@reddit
Uses to break my freakin back. Now I can go casually up and downstairs with a (much) bigger screen.
kosmokatX@reddit
That's how i built my strength in my youth. I loved to rearrange my room and later my first apartment. I was single and did not have the patience to wait till a friend could help (new ideas had to be executed asap).
GrammaticalObject@reddit
Weather forecasts that were pretty much just wild speculation. Amazing how good professional meteorology has gotten (not talking about our weather apps).
crazycatlady331@reddit
For now....
FoppyDidNothingWrong@reddit
Where is this accurate meteorology you speak of?
ONROSREPUS@reddit
I was thinking OP must live on a different planet.
2bad-2care@reddit
Although, you wouldn't know it, talking to the general public. People seem to think they still just take their best guess, and sometimes they're right, sometimes they're wrong. I've given up trying to explain weather percentages about the chance of rain. I just die a little inside every time they say- "If I was that bad at my job, I'd be fired!"
Basic-Pair8908@reddit
The % isnt the chance of rain, its the % of ground covered in rain.
ihavenoidea81@reddit
I took a lot of atmospheric sciences/weather courses in college and that shit is hard to do. There are so many microclimates in an area that break up the air patterns which affects the whole forecast.
Unless you’re in San Diego, then it’s easy AF every day
siejay@reddit
Again, current admin has decided we should go backwards on this
Chubbadog@reddit
Smoking in restaurants.
kenfagerdotcom@reddit
Crunching McDonald’s thin metal ashtrays on all the restaurant tables.
crazycatlady331@reddit
More like stealing them.
I swiped every single one of those things whenever we went.
beezchurgr@reddit
It’s funny, I grew up in California and didn’t really experience smoking everywhere. Then I moved to Illinois, and later Reno, and people smoked constantly.
Mata187@reddit
CA led the charge in smokeless bars and clubs in the late 1990s and 2000s. I remember seeing the proposition commercials from bar waitress pleading for a smoke free bar.
ma3nads@reddit
I moved to California for college in 1998 where this had just become law. All my friends were getting cigarette burns in the clubs, but not me. It was great!
picklepuss13@reddit
and "insert everywhere"
cruisethevistas@reddit
Europe still has this
Steelclad@reddit
*Parts of Europe
ihavenoidea81@reddit
And they brought it to Las Vegas so every casino is filled with cigarette smoke and it’s disgusting
KatVanWall@reddit
I dunno, I'm not yet too old for 'insert everywhere'! ;)
CheesyRomantic@reddit
Yeah.. like I 100% understand and even support not smoking in public places because of the health benefits. I’m not going to be that inconsiderate of a person… but dam it. I miss smoking in cafés and bars. Pouring our guts out with good company over a coffee or pints of beers while smoking cigarette after cigarette was just so therapeutic. (And yes I know how unhealthy it was, that’s why I quit smoking 😉).
AmputeeHandModel@reddit
I'm so glad. Smoking is so gross.
FoppyDidNothingWrong@reddit
If they make a proper movie about the past they'll need a smoke machine. Cigarettes were fuckin everywhere.
Ok_Criticism7172@reddit
And airplanes
spottedrabbitz@reddit
Sooo awful 🤢
Epicardiectomist@reddit
I was trying to explain this to my 10 year old son. He was baffled. Even he saw the flaw, he goes "but wouldn't the smoke just go into the no smoking section?". Yes, son, yes. Papa Gino's is inexorably tied to the smell of cigarette smoke for me.
FAHQRudy@reddit
Remember when they used to have a jukebox and beer by the pitcher? I still love their pizza and try to support them, but that company is just fucked.
drksolrsing@reddit
There are a couple of restaurants in Oklahoma City that still have a smoking section. It blew me away when I moved here in '21.
catforbrains@reddit
I was so happy when smoking was outlawed in bars and restaurants. I could finally breathe going out.
genesimmonstongue415@reddit
Came to post this.
There are a few insane redneck states that still allow it. Glad I don't visit them.
On_my_last_spoon@reddit
Oh god yes! I forget how terrible it was and then run into a smoker and instantly remember!
ooo-ooo-oooyea@reddit
Don't worry they have a nonsmoking section /s
NorthSufficient9920@reddit
I loved to smoke in restaurants. I quit smoking almost 20 years ago but smoking in restaurants was great. Smoking in bowling alleys, smoking in bars, I was good smoking wherever I could hang out with friends.
Danny-Wah@reddit
Former smoker.. yea man, smoking inside was amazing!!
Entire-Double-862@reddit
Still around in some places in my neck of the woods unfortunately.
OneandOnlyBobTom@reddit
And trains. Worst 5 hours of my life.
LardLad00@reddit
Smoking at family gatherings.
FunksGroove@reddit
Easily the best thing.
FooFightingManiac@reddit (OP)
Definitely
brilliantpants@reddit
Broken glass everywhere! I’m not saying that the over-use of plastic is better. But I do feel like when I was a kid every sidewalk, parking lot, and playground was fairly likely to have a bunch of broken glass laying around.
tracyveronika@reddit
Reasonable-Coconut15@reddit
Ah good, Im not alone.
Reasonable-Coconut15@reddit
Well now that song is stuck in my head.
orphanfruitbat@reddit
And cigarette butts in the sand at playgrounds. So many!
Fair_Blood3176@reddit
Chicken pox 😁
Mondub_15@reddit
Quicksand. Thank goodness because that was going to kill us all.
guyincognito121@reddit
I encountered some in 2001 in Australia. Actually pretty scary. Glad we eradicated that menace.
blue_suavitel@reddit
So I was chasing my son on the beach recently and stepped right into a patch of quicksand (or what I imagine quicksand would be like) almost busted my ass as my foot and leg got stuck
Mondub_15@reddit
Well shit, I take my answer back then.
blue_suavitel@reddit
🤣
nohombrenombre@reddit
Artax and Super Mario really took it for the team. Poor Artax
Steelclad@reddit
Quicksand is inexorably linked to MacGyver for me. As are army ants. …and paper clips.
ihavenoidea81@reddit
Don’t forget Westley
spottedrabbitz@reddit
Singed a bit, were you?
Slow_Ad3662@reddit
I feel like The Dukes of Hazzard ran into this every week.
PhilosopherDismal191@reddit
TOO SOON!
KatieLouis@reddit
Nancy Drew was always falling in that shit too
iAmManchee@reddit
WeeDramm@reddit
mechapoitier@reddit
My 7-year-old mentioned quicksand a few days ago and I was like “Jesus Christ is that still around?”
TV shows really have kept that alive.
Mondub_15@reddit
I’m glad to hear that.
gorilla-ointment@reddit
And the Bermuda Triangle lol
Mondub_15@reddit
Yes! Falls in the same category as quicksand.
emotyofform2020@reddit
They’re still touring
Skibabette@reddit
Dial up internet and all the noises that came with the modem dialing to get online.
Impossible_Memory_85@reddit
Acid rain
Ippus_21@reddit
Cigarette smoke FKNG EVERYWHERE.
Lopsided-Floor-8969@reddit
small pox
jammerfish@reddit
Chickenpox. That shit sucked!
Goth-Sloth@reddit
The fact that parents would intentionally expose their children to make sure the kids got it at a younger age sounds wild now. I was in fourth or fifth grade when my mom made me get it from my friend
Potato-Engineer@reddit
Chicken pox is much worse if you get it when you're older. It used to be the same with measles, too: infect your kid (nonzero death rate!), so they don't get a more-lethal version of it later.
Thank lizard for vaccines.
caity1111@reddit
I've had chicken pox 3 times. At 5, 6 and 8. I can confirm it does indeed get worse with age.
My mom said that you could get it multiple times if you didn't get it bad enough the first time. I dont know if this is true or not, since I've always had a terrible immune system.
Potato-Engineer@reddit
I got it twice. I picked up a very mild case, played with it, and handed it off to my brother. It entertained him for a while, but he got bored and handed it back. The second time was much worse (because the first time was hardly anything).
caity1111@reddit
I guess my mom was right! Thanks for sharing, I've never known anyone else to get the pox more than once.
chilledmonkey-brains@reddit
Got it at 25. It blew. Was out for 2 weeks
GraphicDesignMonkey@reddit
I got it at 20, it wiped my immune system so badly I got a cold that turned into pneumonia. A week in hospital then 10 months at home recovering.
makebadlooksogood@reddit
I got it at 17, and it wiped me out for almost a week! I had a high fever, and I mostly slept for several days. I didn't realize I had it and went to babysit for the neighbors (only had a few dots on my chest and truly thought it was acne). I had to tell the neighbors I was infected the next day. They thanked me for exposing their toddlers. Sure enough, the kids got it shortly afterwards.
tc_cad@reddit
I had Chicken Pox when I was 6 months old. Too young to even scratch myself. My Mom was so proud to get that “out of the way”, thanks Mom. Geez.
Sithstress1@reddit
I was 5 when my sister came home from school with it and our mother made the three of us sisters sleep in the same bed. I get that, though, there’s no way she could’ve kept us separate all that time so may as well deal with 3 infected for a week than 3 weeks of infection while trying to keep us apart.
Kindly-Emotion-5083@reddit
3 families including mine used to go on group holidays. 6 boys, I was about 7yo. One had chicken pox so we all got put into the caravan park shower together, a modified concrete water tank. That's how I got chicken pox.
DocBEsq@reddit
Still the sickest I’ve ever been…
odin_the_wiggler@reddit
If you're looking for a new record, try campylobacter.
caity1111@reddit
Yep. Campylobacter in Cambodia. Worst I've ever been. Swine flu is #2. Mono at #3.
My immune system sucks.
odin_the_wiggler@reddit
Undercooked chicken at a wedding...
I knew it was serious when the state health department called me to ask what the hell I had been eating and where. Just brutal. My heart goes out to you for actually surviving that shit too.
LastCallKillIt@reddit
Wait, chickenpox is gone???
BK_0000@reddit
I’m 42 and I have never had chickenpox. If I do ever get it, I’ll die.
Awkwrd_Lemur@reddit
you might have a natural immunity
BK_0000@reddit
My sister had chickenpox when I was seven or eight years old. I was around her the whole time and never got it.
Awkwrd_Lemur@reddit
my mom (b1945) it was around many people as a child who had chicken pox at parties.I never caught it - i had chicken pox BRUTALLY at 9yo but neither my mother, nor my siblings, caught it even though my mother made them hang out in my bedroom while I had the worst of it. Her doctors told her she probably has a natural immunity And as such, she's refused the vaccine. at 80, she's never gotten shingles either.
*I am not advocating for not getting vaxxed. that's just what she did.
False-Impression8102@reddit
Might want to look into the shingles vaccine.
AmputeeHandModel@reddit
If you haven't had chickenpox, or aren't over like 50 some places won't give it to you.
FrankNumber37@reddit
You should consider donating blood, if you don't already. You've got liquid gold in there
picklepuss13@reddit
still have a scar on my face from it
shutterslappens@reddit
winksoutloud@reddit
He's going to kill the chicken who did that to him.
TurtleSandwich0@reddit
A chicken with six talons on his left foot.
rotorocker@reddit
That just reminded me of napoleon dynamite. "Do the chickens have large talons?" Lol
ihavenoidea81@reddit
My name is Inigo Montoya
blue_suavitel@reddit
A rite of passage
JudgeJuryEx78@reddit
Yeah, now we get to have shingles.
Consistent-Web-351@reddit
It's insane to think that chickenpox is eradicated thank God for the vaccines
AmputeeHandModel@reddit
It's not, though.
siejay@reddit
Current HHS is bringing this one back, lolsob
United_Cicada_4158@reddit
Too bad it’s not gone for good
CauliflowerBoomerang@reddit
France doesn't routinely vaccinate against chickenpox.
I learnt there was a vaccine after my daughter nearly died from it.
Author_Noelle_A@reddit
My daughter has a legitimate medical exemption for vaccines due to the severity of the reactions to what she’s had. She didn’t have this one. Her dad thought he’d never had chickenpox. During the lockdowns, he had a quarter-sized rash that annoyed him. No pain, no itchy, but it existed. He may a telehealth appointment, and the doctor had him go in right away. Wellm turns out it was shingles. And since we didn’t know, he spent a bunch of time with our daughter. She spent her 12th birthday with chickenpox.
the__ghola__hayt@reddit
Might come back to the US with ol' Brain Worms in charge of HHS.
LardLad00@reddit
Not so fast . . .
triggeron@reddit
Being lost. With GPS I'm never lost
Justinterestingenouf@reddit
I like being lost now and then. I loved being lost when I was a teenager in the 90's. It taught me all my local roads, and where gas stations are. Also, gas was SO CHEAP IN 1998 that it was alot more fun to be lost.
triggeron@reddit
You seriously like to be lost? Why?
Justinterestingenouf@reddit
Its a good way to learn directions in a new town. If I have to pay attention to my surroundings, then likely next time Im in that area, I will know where im going. If im always connected to GPS, im less likely to actually learn the area. It's a good way to find places I didn't know existed, like you turn a corner and you're like " Damn. I didnt know we had a Pho place in this town, sweet, now i know what im eating for dinner tomorrow ". Out in the country side, its nice to take a different road and see different things, different hills, different houses. Maybe I'll get where Im heading, maybe I won't.
the-cookie-momster@reddit
And using printed out map quest directions... glad that nightmare is over
LastCallKillIt@reddit
On the contrary I'm considering raw dogging my next vacation without GPS and using a atlas like my old man did with us in the 90's taking us all over the country in a 80's malibu wagon. I still am blown away how awesome and stressful that had to of been. The amounts of summer vacations that had to have been disasters without navigation and shitty 70's and 80's cars.
cocococlash@reddit
So before that, you would call the store for directions. They'd ask where you're coming from, and get you there. "Then turn left at the 7-eleven".
There were also city maps in the phone books, if the area you needed was covered.
the-cookie-momster@reddit
"If you get to the gazebo you've gone too far!!"
de-milo@reddit
and before that, the thomas guide you had to buy every year
bluemitersaw@reddit
I still have a road atlas in my car. I'm not sure why exactly but I think it gives me strange comfort.
NotAboutMeNotAboutU@reddit
Navigation is a perennial skill, and an atlas is a survival tool. It’s important to be able to know where we are, and where we want to go. Someday the cell network will go down while highways are blocked by raging fires and flash floods. We’ll need to find byways and frontage roads to reach cleaner air or higher ground.
gabbadabbahey@reddit
Now I've been reading about how we're losing elements of our spatial abilities and capacity for memory because we rely solely on GPS and things like reversing cameras in cars.
Can't we have anything nice?
(It does make sense, though. I am paranoid about that, so I wanna try "going commando" GPS-wise, lol)
rob132@reddit
Mapquest with the odometer!
Googly-Eyes88@reddit
We would just get a ton of maps from Triple A and figure it out from there. It was like an adventure.
zombies8mybrain@reddit
Every summer we use to go camping with my dad and he would put me in charge of the map. I hated that because if I wasn’t paying attention and we missed a turn he’d get made at me.
proveam@reddit
Yes! I have a really hard time with directions and I used to spend so much time being lost! Getting a TomTom was a godsend.
Latter_Upstairs6567@reddit
Doesn’t help me but I’m glad kids are no longer subjected to those foam trays filled with nasty fluoride in flavors like bubble gum and chocolate
Dazzling-Pace-7134@reddit
Smoking in restaurants.
odin_the_wiggler@reddit
Right up there with making paraphernalia in shop class.
lcplscary@reddit
Trying to convince the ceramics teacher its a vase, not a bong.
Only to discover he partakes and knows.
lcplscary@reddit
Folks music
mustachiomegazord@reddit
Belt whippings
RealCauliflower773@reddit
100% hard agree.
When my daughter was 1yr old I asked my mom when it’s okay to start hitting my kid, to try and display the absurdity of talking about hitting a baby.
The woman was serious and gave an answer. Child abuse was a right to that generation. I don’t think it ever occurred to my parents not the beat the shit out of me for the smallest perceived infraction.
BethKnowsBetter@reddit
Switches.
spezizacuk@reddit
Our grandma used to make us pick the switch outside and if you got a brittle one that broke she’d go get one
BethKnowsBetter@reddit
There was the switch, the belt, and grandmas wet dish rag, which arguably might have been the worst 😂 aaaah, trauma
idiotsbydesign@reddit
Having to go cut your own switches. Don't come back with some weak switch or they'll go get a whole ass branch.
BaronGrackle@reddit
In the video game(s) Scribblenauts, there are some scenarios based on typing something Santa would bring to naughty children. It accepts "coal". But it has no idea why "switches" would be relevant.
A rare oversight by Scribblenauts, that.
maikdee@reddit
I got the belt, plastic clothes hangers, wooden spoons, slippers
DJ_PLATNUM@reddit
👆💯
Morriganx3@reddit
I never got any belt whippings til I was an adult…
BringBackHUAC@reddit
Doesn't count if you're paying for it...
Morriganx3@reddit
It’s actually a lot closer to him paying me :}
BringBackHUAC@reddit
Even better!
ihavenoidea81@reddit
Go on…
gorilla-ointment@reddit
Nice
Shameless522@reddit
There is a whole generation of kids who need one good one and it shows
wookieesgonnawook@reddit
Every real study on the topic disagrees with you, but ok, advocate for child abuse.
Appropriate-Neck-585@reddit
I'm with you! These kids are so disrespectful now. Spare the rod... (I'll take my downvotes like a man 💪🏾)
mustachiomegazord@reddit
Hard disagree
Adrasteia-One@reddit
This, and on a related note, teachers being allowed to spank in the classroom.
yea_i_doubt_that@reddit
here here. got my butt whipped in school, then they called my dad and he came and got me and whipped me again. great times.
FoppyDidNothingWrong@reddit
Spoon 🇮🇹
Captain_Roastbeef@reddit
My parents would use wooden spoons from the kitchen, bare hands, or they would rip that rubber ball off the string and use the paddle from my broken toy.
You know if it worked, then why did they have to constantly hit me?
Ok-Arachnid-460@reddit
I convinced my dad the ping pong paddle hurt more. I gave an Oscar worthy performance.
VenusVignette@reddit
We do?
mustachiomegazord@reddit
I mean, if my wife puts in the black lingerie and gets after it…
VenusVignette@reddit
Heyooo, what if there wasn't lingerie?
MorganFairChildCare@reddit
Long form late night infomercials
copperhead035@reddit
Hydrogen peroxide on every little scrape.
StSparx@reddit
Oh shit are we not doing that anymore? 😂
lasims79@reddit
Plus bactine. I can smell it now
twolfhawk@reddit
I do miss Mercurochrome
Captain_Roastbeef@reddit
Always better than rubbing alcohol though.
Positive-Cod-9869@reddit
Trash everywhere on the roadsides. People would not hesitate to throw trash out of their windows.
Steelclad@reddit
Texas did not learn this lesson. I don’t even know where the hell they’re all getting glass bottles from in 2025, but somehow every single glass bottle sold must inevitably end up smashed by the roadside where it punctures bike tires.
(before anyone goes ”well actually”, I have seen that glass bottles are still a thing, just not a common one)
Fantastic-King-5709@reddit
have you ever been to Denver? this never went away
LimeFizz42@reddit
They still do here in my area. Houston looks like a dump puked all along the roadsides, & I (outside but close to Houston) have to pick up trash from the front of my yard several times a week. Beer cans & bottles, vape cartridges, food wrappers, liquor bottles, etc. One time I picked up 2/3 of a double chocolate muffin..like WHY?!? Why toss what looked like a perfectly good bit of food? Why my yard? I'm not trying to attract raccoons over here, cut that crap out.
It's so disheartening having grown up with the Don't Mess With Texas commercials & seeing just how much worse littering has gotten recently. It's not like plastic bags are hard to come by, keep one in the car to chuck yer trash in. It's as if folks are being willfully contrary & tossing their trash out in the roads just to reinforce the fact that they are indeed gigantic, gaping, putrid pus pouring assholes.
DiscombobulatedWavy@reddit
Howdy fellow Texan. San Antonioian checking to say same. There fucking trash everywhere and no one gives a single fuck.
DiscombobulatedWavy@reddit
I see youve never been to San Antonio. It’s a daily eyesore.
ONROSREPUS@reddit
This all depends on where you are. There are tons and tons of shit in the ditches around certain area's. Hell for the most part I think our area is pretty clean, until you clean the ditches for adapt a highway. Some of this crap you find is unique.
Dont__Grumpy__Stop@reddit
lab_sidhe@reddit
Oh, also women feeling like they had to wear pantyhose all of the time. No thanks. Those things are so uncomfortable and are just one more thing to buy.
DenvahGothMom@reddit
L'eggs Eggs!
spottedrabbitz@reddit
The eggs were great kid toys, with grandmas wooden spools and a couole of pizza box tables we would be busy for hours!
Stayvein@reddit
Leaded gas.
InformationSerious27@reddit
I highly recommend the book/audiobook Murderland. It’s about the impact that environmental toxins, such as lead, have had on people. We don’t have nearly the same amount of serial killers operating in the U.S. since we got rid of leaded gasoline, and started shutting down smelters.
spottedrabbitz@reddit
IQs rose & violent crimes down by a significant measurable amount. So much damage done because 1 dude went around drinking lead additive to prove how safe it was. He died, but we all paid the price for that one. It didnt even stabilize gas like they wanted!
odin_the_wiggler@reddit
What's wild is even up until the 2000s, filling up with gas and then adding a lead additive to the tank. A buddy of mine had a classic car which somehow required this.
ONROSREPUS@reddit
A lot due unless the engine has been modified to accept non leaded gas.
depictionofmood@reddit
Saying the pledge of allegiance every morning like a zombie.
jonasgrimms@reddit
I'm in my 40s and say the pledge daily, with my morning coffee. 👉🦅
stitchbitchstitch@reddit
ever thankful my Jehovah's Witness friend in elementary school wasn't allowed to pledge, let me know I didn't have to (and I didn't after that)
Single_Tomorrow1983@reddit
Idaho Middle School teacher. We still start every morning here with it. And we start our back to school teacher meeting with it AND “Here We Have Idaho,” the state song.
blacktrufflesheep@reddit
The important question here is, are you all big fans of Napoleon Dynamite. Gosh!
Ineedavodka2019@reddit
Jokes on you, my kids still have to say it every morning.
LilMushboom@reddit
Started in the 50s during the cold war and "red scare" naturally. It's still obligatory in some conservative areas, unsurprisingly
Pl4ysth3Th1ng@reddit
I’m a teacher and our state legislature brought this back 3 years ago. Everyone morning just after the 1st bell, either an unenthusiastic secretary or more unenthusiastic student gets on the intercom and recites the pledge. Yay “patriotism.”
teacher_of_twelves@reddit
I’m a teacher…in Texas…we say the USA version and the TX version which is so creepy. Since I’m at the high school level, I can get away with not saying it sometimes.
ReinaShae@reddit
They still do this in TN
AmandaMarsh@reddit
And to the Republic of Richard Stands
IAmAWretchedSinner@reddit
One nation, invisible...
TwilightTink@reddit
Kids don't come home with shoes full of sand anymore. It was such a big part of my childhood! I had to dump my shoes out every day before I went into the house. My parents would get really mad when I forgot 😔
jonasgrimms@reddit
My son would like a word... Dumped both his shoes, full of sand, into the clean laundry a few months ago. 😅
MungoJennie@reddit
In elementary school, when the girls would wear dresses to school, the boys would try to pull their skirts up at recess so our underwear showed. They never got in trouble for it, either. If we told the teachers, they just said to play someplace else, or told us they only did it because they liked us. 🙄
I hated it, so I almost never wore a dress to school. I also developed a sharp right hook and a kick like an angry mule.
ocvagabond@reddit
Missing kids on the side of milk cartons. We literally don’t let our kids going anywhere because you don’t want them to end up on the milk carton.
Stunning_Radio3160@reddit
Printing out a map from map quest.
Complete-Jicama891@reddit
asbestos…oh wait
autocosm@reddit
Mercurochrome
hungrypotato0853@reddit
The ridiculous amount of storage space filled with physical media clutter. Records, tapes, CDs, VHS, DVDs, video games... ugh. I couldn't care less about the supposed "limitations" of digital media - I love not having all that crap in my home.
thisplateoffood@reddit
Forcing kids to hug adults
MoneyRutabaga2387@reddit
Birthday celebrations wherein the gifts are opened at the party. Total torture. So glad no one does that anymore. Now if baby showers could follow suit the world would be nearly perfect (except for war, famine, human trafficking, etc.).
MaybeSwedish@reddit
Jarts
Ok-Zucchini-5514@reddit
Carpeted bathrooms
chessieba@reddit
My grandma had a squishy foam and vinyl toilet seat that was just always warm. So. Gross.
Ok-Zucchini-5514@reddit
Oh gosh I remember those. They made like “pffffffft” noise when you sat on them
chessieba@reddit
Yes! I dreaded that thing.
insomniacandsun@reddit
Also, carpeted kitchens.
AmanitaMikescaria@reddit
My first rental had all carpet. It was brick patterned carpet in the kitchen and blue astroturf in the bathroom.
insomniacandsun@reddit
Wow…that’s pretty amazing!
SamePhotographs@reddit
My husband and I bought a house in 2007 that had a carpeted kitchen. The first thing I wanted to do was rip it out. He said he liked it. Some time after, he dropped a bucket of milk onto the floor, then decided yeah, maybe we should rip it out..
Floyd_Bourbon@reddit
Please tell me you are farmers.
SamePhotographs@reddit
It was a farmhouse kitchen, yes. But that doesn't mean carpet should go in the kitchen!! If anything,it's even worse! A farm house needs a hard floor to enter onto. You're often covered in manure and dirt and whatever else. You need somewhere easily cleanable to take off boots and coats.
MajesticEmergency@reddit
and carpeted toilet seat covers, carpeted toilet tank covers, and carpeted toilet floor mat in addition to the already carpeted floor…
Novel_Towel6125@reddit
With matching dyed toilet paper.
IAmAWretchedSinner@reddit
How many of our parents and grandparents unwittingly exposed our Uranus's to carcinogens on behalf of "big paper" will be tragic.
hurtloam@reddit
I don't know if the white stuff is any better. That's not a natural colour
IAmAWretchedSinner@reddit
I think they take wood chips, mix it with recycled paper, then filter it and bleach it to make it white. Some of it's just recycled paper. But yeah, it's probably full of carcinogens too.
Sithstress1@reddit
All you fancy rich kids, I never even knew they HAD colored toilet paper 😂.
IAmAWretchedSinner@reddit
Yep. And during the holiday towels right next to the sink that YOU COULD NEVER USE - they were just for decoration. I dunno, I didn't make the rules 😂.
FoppyDidNothingWrong@reddit
This was cool tho
Complex-Condition-14@reddit
If you're not using carpet as toilet paper as well, you are out of line.
Stevie-Rae-5@reddit
They’re not completely gone but those cushioned toilet seats were pretty bad too.
GraphicDesignMonkey@reddit
My mate's gran hasn't redecorated since the 70s, her entire bathroom is lime green thick carpet, even going up the sides of the giant corner bath.
jenni_saqwa@reddit
My great grandma had all 3 bathrooms in her condo decked out in carpet accessories, her bathroom was lime green. 🤣🤣
Electronic-Spinach43@reddit
When I got my first place I ran out and bought these. A girlfriend said, “did you know you don’t have to have these?”
Mind blown. Never again.
YVRkeeper@reddit
HAH! My (now) wife said the same thing.
I just replied “but why wouldn’t you?” 🤨
Elle3786@reddit
Just carpet. The incredible overuse of carpet, everywhere. I have no idea who had this dumb idea to nail down the rug to the floor so that it could never, ever be cleaned. Rugs are old af, no improvement needed
idiotsbydesign@reddit
Right up there with covering hard wood with linoleum.
Slow_Ad3662@reddit
I think carpet in the 50s was a status symbol. If you got carpet then you could afford a vacuum cleaner, etc. Then people just forgot that hardwood/tile floors were better and kept carpeting everything for decades.
cj8scrambler@reddit
It's cheaper to put in carpet. Always about the Almighty dollar.
Dry-Discount-9426@reddit
We bought a house from the 60's about a year ago that is all hardwood except this one room in the main floor that has this nice soft blue carpet. It was about a month ago when my wife discovered that the nice blue carpet is just a big ass rug that the previous owner left.
I like it much more now.
allthesamejacketl@reddit
I agree and feel so strongly about this.
nobearable@reddit
Same.
RMexico23@reddit
Wall-to-wall carpet has always struck me as the epitome of bourgeois impracticality. Let's gather some filth so we can look fancy!
catforbrains@reddit
I feel like I've found my fellow traumatized people here. My parents still have the original shag carpet in their house. It's disgusting, and they both have health issues from the build up of years of dirt and mold in the carpet pads but my Dad will go off if you even mention them taking it out because he loves it.
Danny-Wah@reddit
I love carpet!! Beautifully maintained wooden floors are niceand all, but nothing beats coming home and throwing yourself down on that wonderfully nasty, pink or green, wax stained carpet
ihavenoidea81@reddit
Big Carpet had our parents in their little pockets 🤣
atonale@reddit
Or just… no rug at all. One of the great joys of growing up and getting my own place was having zero carpet, also no frilly fake aristocratic ceiling lamps, strip everything down to bare walls and paint every surface matte white.
Novel_Towel6125@reddit
I remember my friend dumbfounding his mom. His mom was complaining about cleaning the carpet and he was like "Why do we even carpet? Like seriously, does carpet have ONE advantage over just wearing slippers?"
His mom couldn't think of a single word to say back.
jungle4john@reddit
We were watching Colombo the other night. OMG so much carpet in the bathrooms. I shuddered.
ThroughtonsHeirYT@reddit
Well. I came to say saddam hussein
But carpetee bathrooms were pretty bad indeed
DeciusAemilius@reddit
My in-laws still have one (original c.1974 design). Plus original shag carpet. Oh, my allergies!
ronnieberries@reddit
My MIL didn't get the memo
SurrealAle@reddit
I'm currently reading this in a carpeted bathroom. To be fair. It came with the house and I'll be ripping it out when have the time
ElfDestruct@reddit
isn't around? shitty house flippers would like to have a word.
dragonfett@reddit
Some people still have this, as I am the guy that gets to clean them ..
cherry-care-bear@reddit
The brain on drugs PSA's which just emphasized how hungry I always was back then.
tagehring@reddit
The smell of decades of cigarette smoke baked into the walls of every office, store, and restaurant you went to.
straightblather@reddit
That disgusting cough syrup that was yellow. No flavor, just AWFUL stuff.
lumbrefrio@reddit
Metal playgrounds. That shit burned!
RineMetal@reddit
Wood Playgrounds
Splinter hell
Novel_Towel6125@reddit
Wait...where do all the world's discarded tires go these days?
Glass_Maven@reddit
Kuwait
IAmAWretchedSinner@reddit
They still end up in the playground mulch. A friend of mine set up a small playground for his daughter in their back yard. He didn't realize it was made from recycled tires until he started finding bits of sharp steel. I don't think they're supposed to be there, but some batches just suck, I guess. He replaced all of it with a different brand and it was fine.
vivahermione@reddit
I can still feel the splinters.
chunkytapioca@reddit
Hey, I miss those!
KatVanWall@reddit
Ummm they totally exist in the UK right now! I always assumed they were finished in some way so as not to give splinters, though, since they don't seem particularly bad for that these days.
vivahermione@reddit
But have you really lived until you've burned your butt and legs on white hot metal? lol
IrisesAndLilacs@reddit
Brought to you by the makers of other child appropriate products like lawn darts, trampolines, and slip and slides
ennuiismymiddlename@reddit
I can still hear that horrible screeching sound!
On_my_last_spoon@reddit
My friends and I figured out that if we brought wax paper to the playground, we could slide down reeeeeeally fast!
ilovecostcohotdog@reddit
True but those slides will still be standing long after the plastic stuff breaks.
sarabridge78@reddit
And you could wax them. Everyone took a couple of turns, scooting yourself down with wax paper under your butt, and you could make those slides slippery as all hell. Looking back, so not safe, but it was fun when you got a good wax on them.
Novel_Towel6125@reddit
Why am I just hearing about this now???
Brb going to 1987 to try something
sarabridge78@reddit
My 3rd grade teacher told the class about how they used to do it as kids. Guess who tried it out?!?! Also, take a guess which class got eventually busted for it after a few times, sent to the principal's office, and completely threw our amazing teacher under the bus. She did later say that the moment she told that story, she knew she had screwed up, but really didn't think we listened to her as much as we did. Of course, we listened to her! A faster slide, yes, please!
rememblem@reddit
I went back to a playground I played at in the 80s and sure enough, most of the metal stuff like monkey bars and lazy Susan merry go round is still there except the slide made of metal pipes you rolled across going down where it pinched your skin as well as burned.
lastcallhall@reddit
Metal fucking slides.
BeeswaxingPoetic@reddit
Cars that wouldn't start in the winter.
See also: car locks where you had to actually use a key to open the door. Cars with no air conditioning and/or barely any heat. Cars with no airbags!
I know, I know - those old cars lasted forever and they were beautiful and all that. I went to a classic car show a week ago and while I can appreciate them, I also realized I LOVE the convenience of modern cars.
smokiechick@reddit
I have a 2022 with crank windows!
My BFF from grade school? Her dad has the first car with electric windows for blocks. Two years and they were toast and they never went down again. Riding down the shore, crammed between kids, without the windows rolled down was awful. And he never let anyone use the A/C ever because it would cause liquid to condense in the vents and we'd all get Legionnaires or something. I swore (at 8) to Never have a car with electric windows and to Never run the A/C. Honestly, it was my third car before I had electric windows - but I had to have A/C
BeeswaxingPoetic@reddit
Hey, I didn't mention crank windows. I still prefer those! Getting hard to find though.
IAmAWretchedSinner@reddit
I would buy a vehicle simply for hand cranked windows.
Professional_Pea1621@reddit
My husband drives a 2005 Toyota Corolla that he inherited from his grandmother. When she bought it at 81 years old, she had them put hand-cranked windows on it. 20 years later it's still on the road.
IAmAWretchedSinner@reddit
No kidding? I'm currently still driving my 2005 Pontiac Vibe (which is essentially a Toyota Matrix, the engine even says Toyota and it's built on a Corolla chassis) with 178,000 miles on it. I call her R2-D2 because she's been through and seen all kinds of stuff with me. I didn't think at the time to insist on hand cranked windows. My previous vehicles had all been so, but the Vibe had power windows. Well, they're great until a motor goes out or the switches go bad. Lesson learned, although I doubt I'd ever find a new vehicle with hand cranked windows.
buzznumbnuts@reddit
Anybody who doesn’t appreciate manual windows sure will when the motor inevitably craps out in the middle of January when your window is down
On_my_last_spoon@reddit
I still prefer automatic windows, but my last car the drivers side always got stuck and it was the straw that broke the camel’s back to get rid of that thing!
smokiechick@reddit
I read "no A/C" and all I could think of was Mr. C's Continental and the drive to the shore! It was very much unbidden. Apparently, this was a core memory - and not the good kind 😆
Main_Pretend@reddit
You’ll pull my dumb key from my cold dead hands.
idiotsbydesign@reddit
I know i shouldn't like it but just pushing a button to lock/unlock & turning the car on is so nice. Never having to take my keys out of my pocket is one improvement I'm here for.
platypus_farmer42@reddit
I drive a 35 year old truck but it has most modern conveniences. Power windows, power steering, power breaks, air conditioning, fuel injection, and with a manual transmission. And it uses a physical key. I love it.
turtlenipples@reddit
In reality, they didn't. It used to be quite an accomplishment to hit 100,000 miles. Now even the cheapest econo-shitbox will make that easily. 200k was almost unheard of through the 80s at least. I meet a guy driving a second generation Prius the other day with over 520,000 miles and still going strong.
ONROSREPUS@reddit
You are correct. However I think that comments refers to all metal cars over modern plastic/metal ones with horrible paint quality/rust preventative.
bluemitersaw@reddit
"new every 2" was a common phrase back in the day, meaning you wanted to get a new car every 2 years. Though much of this was also driven by the auto industry. They were intentionally making cars that didnt last to make sure you had to buy more cars over your life. The Japanese cars broke that cycle by biulding long lasting cars, now every one makes quality cars (Chrysler excepted).
rotorocker@reddit
Old import cars that you had to lock and close the door with the handle open and then let go or it would unlock.
On_my_last_spoon@reddit
I love my Apple Car Play! It’s seriously the best!
When I was little my mom’s car only had an AM radio. Then I remember when she got a car with FM radio! At some point there was also a tape deck.
But man, being able to hook my phone up to the car and access my maps and all my music and all my podcasts is seriously the best!
Traditional_Entry183@reddit
You mean your car always starts in the winter? Mine actually had the battery die due to the cold last January.
Relevant-Package-928@reddit
My first car was a diesel and you had to plug it in to warm the engine and it always started.
Tiny-Reading5982@reddit
I appreciate my automatic car starter. Mostly for the summer though.
KatVanWall@reddit
My car is 22 years old and still has crank windows in the rear and no aircon!
The stupid thing is, there's a button blank for aircon, but obviously mine was much too budget of a model for that!
AmandaMarsh@reddit
Tesla has entered the chat
FancyFrosting6@reddit
Sunny Delight
idiotsbydesign@reddit
And Tang
derango@reddit
Tell that to the shelf full of Sunny D at my local grocery store.
mickeltee@reddit
Boy have I got some news for you.
grandma_millennial@reddit
Ha! Saw this at the liquor store the other day. Marketers know we’re suckers for nostalgia. Sounds really gross tho
Captain_Roastbeef@reddit
I miss me some nasty orange juice alternative
BringBackHUAC@reddit
Tang is so much more better
Intelligent-Search88@reddit
My parents still drink it. They think it’s orange juice. Mom tells her Dr she drinks orange juice with breakfast. Can’t imagine why she has diabetes.
_monkey_story_@reddit
Kids being forced to hug grownups and kids being constantly asked by grownups if they have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
idiotsbydesign@reddit
I've always thought kids, especially girls, should be taught that they control who they invite into their personal space. I made it a point with our friends daughter as she got older that if she wanted a hug I was here for it but not to feel obligated because her parents told her to. I always hated that "Give so & so a hug!!".
readingupastorm@reddit
Dot matrix printers sounding like banshees screaming.
Frank1175@reddit
Rolf Harris
Evabythewater@reddit
My MIL recently got rid of the carpet in her kitchen. I can't imagine maintaining a carpet where there's so many opportunities for messes.
mommiecubed@reddit
Liquid fluoride for the win
the_girl_racer@reddit
Itchy plaid couches. That's not a thing, right? Please tell me it's still not a thing.
panda_9779@reddit
Smoking sections in restaurants
Famous_Election_2024@reddit
Early 2000s one, but I hated the prevalence of those push to talk Nextel phones. So obnoxious in public.
the__ghola__hayt@reddit
Great commercial though.
cocococlash@reddit
Huge advancements in productivity, but we're still not allowed to dance at the office.
FoppyDidNothingWrong@reddit
They sucked.
Adventurous_Cloud_20@reddit
Oh yeah, my first work issued phone was a PTT Nextel (before that, we had pagers).
We had one manager who loved the PTT feature and would use it constantly. It was exceptionally annoying to hear his whiny voice on a group call out while you were out to eat or something like that, and then hear the rest of the crew replying back.
I was never so happy as when the company got rid of those stupid things and started adding a phone allowance to our pay for our personal phones.
tuberlord@reddit
I was issued one of those at work back around 2005. My boss (who was and probably still is an idiot) absolutely loved the push to talk feature. After he got fired the guy who replaced him never used it once.
smokiechick@reddit
They became popular as my older friends' dad's were dying. "Hey, cocksucker!" shouldn't be heard during a funeral mass, and yet...
BehemothJr@reddit
Margarine
BooRadley_ThereHeIs@reddit
It's still around. The branding and marketing is just different.
LondonCalled15@reddit
Isn’t it just “plant butter” now?
cocococlash@reddit
Keeping up with the times...
BooRadley_ThereHeIs@reddit
Yeah it's just vegetable oil based and it's what Nature's Miracle, Nature Balance, Country Crock, etc are.
InformationSerious27@reddit
“Smart Spread”, “Promise” “plant butter” etc
Foreign_Memory_5521@reddit
Spray butter
QuoVadimusDana@reddit
I still use it!
nitrot150@reddit
It’s great for things like corn on the cob and such
Foreign_Memory_5521@reddit
How dare you disrespect the beauty that is delicious corn on the cobb without putting real butter on thee.
QuoVadimusDana@reddit
For health reasons I can't eat real butter
cat_at_the_keyboard@reddit
My mom is keeping that shit alive
LillyTabbyCat@reddit
Not being able to look something up immediately. Especially while watching TV and wondering where you've seen an actor before.
LordLaz1985@reddit
Popcorn ceilings, high cancer death rates.
HotPitch8586@reddit
Those hand dryers in bathrooms that were just a gross spinning towel and was already soaking wet and full of bacteria.
zt3777693@reddit
The word “retard”
I was on the receiving end of it for a relatively minor physical disability as a child and preteen
Couldn’t run as fast as the other kids and play sports and he athletic? But still really smart in school, just have a little limp? Didn’t matter, you’re a fuckin’ retard
Dapper_Peanut_1879@reddit
Gravel playgrounds and merry go rounds. I’m glad we as a society could agree that children didn’t need to go through that shit anymore
LastCallKillIt@reddit
Merry go rounds were the shit- you watch it!
Prinessbeca@reddit
My town still has that! With lots of cockleburrs mixed in with the gravel, so it feels really special when you go flying off of the merry go round.
princessrescuesself@reddit
D.A.R.E.
twolfhawk@reddit
We would like to congratulate drugs, for winning the war on drugs
DisastrousBeautyyy@reddit
In some cases, bare chains on swing sets. Sometimes you see plastic covering them. I cut my arm on one of those before the plastic seemed to come into use. I think it was like 1980 when it happened.
colly_mack@reddit
Swings that were just a metal box on chains - I cut my head really bad while pushing one
Interesting-Fly879@reddit
Sliced my arm open while doing flips on a swing when I caught it on one of the swing set screws that had lost the little rubber cap. I couldn’t see it, because of where the cut was, but my mom almost passed out.
TomC42@reddit
Rotating cloth towel hand dryers in public restrooms.
Opening_Success@reddit
I've been to some places that still have those. Mostly old dive bars.
Chartreuseshutters@reddit
My favorite dive bar just got rid of theirs recently. That is the only change they have made there since maybe 1973. 😂
Bach-Bach@reddit
Yes, the last one I saw was in a dive bar.
kheret@reddit
All the schools here still have them.
ilovecostcohotdog@reddit
I really never understood the thought process of the person that invented those. The last time I saw one was at the old baseball stadium when I was a kid. I thought it was a stupid idea when I was 8.
mikeisboris@reddit
I mean they don’t reuse the towel, so they’re kind of great. The grocery store I worked at in the 90s had those. The thing had two spools inside, used and clean. It rotated from one to the other, when it ran out you’d change it with a new clean spool. There was a service that would take the dirty ones and bring us new clean ones. I assume they’d wash the towels. Seems less wasteful than paper towel anyways.
ilovecostcohotdog@reddit
Thanks for the info. It doesn’t seem nearly as bad now. I am fairly certain that the towel was dirty and wet all over when I used it but maybe I am mistaken.
Ambitious-Ad8227@reddit
I just learned this within the last year and now I kind of want one for my house. It seems easier and more hygienic than having one hand towel next to the sink that has to be constantly washed.
skarlitbegoniah@reddit
I just use paper towels. I’m pretty economical friendly in my day to day life but that’s one thing that will do.
burf@reddit
That’s actually awesome. I wonder how much of their downfall was optics and how much was just inconvenience compared to paper towels/air dryers.
BeeswaxingPoetic@reddit
Correct, they were laundered, re-spooled and then used again.
I remember installing fresh ones and putting the used ones in the storage room that were picked up every other week.
tMoneyMoney@reddit
I’m all for the reusable aspect of it, but not the execution. Seems like today someone should be able to invent one that cleans and sterilizes the towel inside before it comes out again.
SufficientlyRested@reddit
You don’t seem to understand how it works.
wookieesgonnawook@reddit
I'm absolutely astonished at how many people seem to think these were just recycling the towel right there. Didn't they notice the towel was always dry?
Author_Noelle_A@reddit
Turns out it’sa two-part spool. That’s why it only moves in one direction. When it runs out, you put in a new one and the used one is laundered and respooled.
lebruf@reddit
That and the piss trough where as an eight year old boy you’re standing next to a bunch of drunk 40 and 50 year olds who can barely stand, let alone control their stream.
TransportationOk657@reddit
Ugh, the trough. Any person who green lit this horrible idea should have been publicly tarred and feathered! We had the trough at the old Metrodome in MN. When I was a kid, my dad just instructed me to use one of the two (yeah... only two!) stalls when available.
gorilla-ointment@reddit
They still had that at Wrigley Field last time I was there
pak_sajat@reddit
They don’t just rotate like most people think. It is a dispenser that is gathered and discarded.
bluemitersaw@reddit
They weren't discarded but collected, washed, and reused. Kinda similar to modern day cloth diapers services.
odin_the_wiggler@reddit
These are actually the most eco friendly option and I wish they were still around at more places.
AmputeeHandModel@reddit
I've never seen those.
Traditional_Entry183@reddit
I hadn't seen them in years. Then when I vacationed in Germany last month, they were all over the place, including the airport. My kids were really uncomfortable.
Shameless522@reddit
I can still hear the clunk when you pull it down
jayne-eerie@reddit
Those are gross but they do seem way more environmentally friendly than alternatives.
Equivalent-Mousse-93@reddit
I totally forgot about those. That was super gross.
LardLad00@reddit
I kinda like those . . .
4N6momma@reddit
My spelling is probably off but I am glad terpen hydrate (a cough medicine). It worked fantastic but I swear it could double as a paint stripper. Boy, did that burn going down....lol. It was mostly alcohol.
It's amazing looking back and seeing all of the potentially lethal "medications" we were given. Mercury laced antiseptic, alcohol fueled cough medications, and Lord knows what else.
ThroughtonsHeirYT@reddit
Saddam Hussein
townie77@reddit
Ronald Reagan
Bluevanonthestreet@reddit
How long were you getting rectal thermometer readings as a kid? 😳 I stopped doing those after my babies were about 6 months old.
kayla622@reddit
Does Slip N’Slide still exist? That thing was brutal.
Ineedavodka2019@reddit
We used to set ours up on a hill. It was awesome.
DocBEsq@reddit
We got one for my nephews last summer. It seemed marginally safer.
Electronic-Spinach43@reddit
Yes, I own a pair!
mdmommy99@reddit
Waterbeds
mdmommy99@reddit
People writing paper checks at the cash register
Chubbymommy2020@reddit
smoking in restaurants, but any enclosed space really
getdownmakelooove@reddit
Probably not gone for good, but here's my list:
Satanic panic
Powdered milk
I wish I could say mullets
Sensitive-Review-712@reddit
My uncle still drinks powdered milk every day.
getdownmakelooove@reddit
That shit is absolutely disgusting.
DocBEsq@reddit
Frequent smog clouds hanging over most major cities. You see them occasionally now, but nowhere near as often.
Elevated_Misanthropy@reddit
I remember seeing those hanging over the valley when we went on field trips. (Our school was up in the hills.)
morganalefaye125@reddit
Waterbeds. Damn leaky, seasick bs
Elevated_Misanthropy@reddit
I miss mine. Had to sell it when I moved into my current place, 'cause the landlord didn't know there are renters' liability riders available for that.
ReinaShae@reddit
My parents still have theirs, they love it
gethee2anunnery@reddit
Piggybacking off the carpet answers - popcorn ceilings.
MexicanVanilla22@reddit
Dental x rays and liquid flouride treatments.
I swear like 4 years ago I went to a new dentist. The hygienist started doing her thing, clipping on the paper bib, checking out my teeth. Then she says ok let's get some x-rays! So I stand up to follow her. But she just gives me these wide eyes and asks "where are you going?" "Uhh, to take x rays?" Exchange awkward looks. Then I ask if we don't have to go to a special room for that??? Nope. Not anymore. They use this cute little x ray gun right in the exam room. No more biting on those hard ass huge plastic plates and waiting for her to saunter out of the room while they dig into your soft pallet. Holy shit it's so much better now. Our kids will never know the torture.
Also flouride is this sticky paste that's painted onto the teeth. I remember when I was a kid the dentist would give you a mouth full of the most bitter liquid flouride. It was so gross. You were supposed to swallow it after swishing. My mom always mercifully brought a purse full of napkins so we could spit it out as soon as we were out of their sight. That shit could not have been good for us.
Tiny-Reading5982@reddit
I had to do bite wings or whatever they're called a couple weeks ago at the endodontist.. I used to get a fluoride foam at the dentist and I actually liked it but thats a thing of the past now it seems
PlaidChairStyle@reddit
Yeah, I still had to bite down in the object for the x-rays, and every time it activated my gag reflex. I would love to stop doing that.
Tiny-Reading5982@reddit
I have such a small mouth so they jam that thing in there and it hurts
de-milo@reddit
all this advancement in medicine and i’m simultaneously shocked and annoyed that getting an MRI still sounds like sticking your head in a cement truck filled with rocks and turning it on
SnooPies246@reddit
having to get up to change the tv channel
Googly-Eyes88@reddit
Also having to adjust those antennas to get a signal. Having to go to Channel 3 to play Nintendo. UHF/VHF
Cable TV back then was a godsend.
Fun4TheNight218@reddit
People smoking everywhere
Open_Explanation_286@reddit
Ronald Reagan.
AmputeeHandModel@reddit
Oh we're living with all the consequences though.
ericscottf@reddit
666
SkylarSea@reddit
Not having to answer every phone call because I don't know who it is (house phone and no caller ID).
My current cell phone rule is, if an unknown number calls me and doesn't leave a voice mail, the number gets blocked immediately.
Foreign_Memory_5521@reddit
Having no idea who was calling me every time the phone rang
AmputeeHandModel@reddit
We had caller ID in the 90s and ironically it worked better than it does on cell phones somehow.
card-board-board@reddit
That's up there with company just dropping by unannounced because they were in the neighborhood.
ihavenoidea81@reddit
I HATED that, and your parents would 99% of the time let them in
the__ghola__hayt@reddit
Still kinda don't. It's always spam calls from an unknown number or the pharmacy telling me my prescription is ready.
Patrico-8@reddit
If it’s important they’ll leave a voicemail
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit
Flip-flopping disks back and forth while they keep asking you to insert the other one. And then the first one again. And then the other one.
schenkzoola@reddit
I liked the ritual though.
AmputeeHandModel@reddit
Felt like sacrifices were necessary to get old Windows to run.
FoppyDidNothingWrong@reddit
👆👆👆
beverleyheights@reddit
Cigarette vending machines at all-ages locations.
andthrewaway1@reddit
smoking inside restaurants
FoppyDidNothingWrong@reddit
Casual violence and parental neglect.
Ironically the fact people could take a swing at you and parents let you fuck around all day are probably the reasons why the world was sane.
DocMcCracken@reddit
Smoking sections inside anywhere.
TheThrivingest@reddit
I was gonna say measles, but unfortunately I’m from Alberta. 😔
GuidonianHand2@reddit
Cars with exterior wood paneling
mickeltee@reddit
There’s one for sale up the street from me, and I’m kind of tempted to buy it.
SirkutBored@reddit
Homes with interior wood paneling.
ScottClam42@reddit
*fake wood paneling. Legit solid wood floating panels are timeless
FooFightingManiac@reddit (OP)
My first car was a Wagoneer. I can relate
odin_the_wiggler@reddit
My wife wants an old Wagoneer sooo bad.
I'm shocked at how expensive they are now, but still not as shocked as I am at vintage BMX bikes selling on eBay for $10,000.
CelticSith@reddit
odin_the_wiggler@reddit
Good news. You can bid on a replica:
https://bid.kraftauctions.com/auctions/142/lot/94476-national-lampoons-vacation-1989-ford-country-squire-wagon
moissan2nite@reddit
I kinda miss these.
VoteForLubo@reddit
My friends mom had one and if you sat in the way back, you faced backwards. So dangerous, I’m sure, but it was such a novelty at the time!
Hot-Ad930@reddit
I will accept no woody wagon slander
aroundincircles@reddit
I still own one, it’s awesome.
LikeTotallyZero@reddit
I just saw one in the grocery store parking lot on Saturday. I told my husband it screamed 1983. Fond memories!!
Significant-Style-73@reddit
Columbia House
PeteDub@reddit
Clear Pepsi
SnoozuRN@reddit
Lol. I am a nurse and I can assure you that rectal thermometers are still a thing 😁
dvoecks@reddit
Leaded gas
lab_sidhe@reddit
Wallpaper in every single room . Floor to ceiling with a border or two different patterns with a border in the middle of the wall.
Nneliss@reddit
Smelly ashtrays everywhere.
returnFutureVoid@reddit
Puberty.
NSFW_Milkshake@reddit
Haven’t seen a pastel tile bathroom in quite awhile. Glad remodels have removed that from existence.
siejay@reddit
Speak for yourself; I love my baby blue bathroom.
Quenzayne@reddit
Banking used to be really slow, difficult, and complicated.
207Menace@reddit
Walking to the TV to change the channel. There's an app for that now.
celebrity_therapist@reddit
Ronald Reagan
Hangry_Horse@reddit
“You wanna cry? I’ll give you a reason to cry.” My abusive father.
Deep-Reputation545@reddit
Ronald Reagan, alas his policies continue
jayne-eerie@reddit
I’m happy to live in a world where sexual harassment is usually taken seriously and not just “boys being boys” or “can’t you take a joke?”. I know that stuff still happens but growing up it was the default.
Brilliant-Jaguar-784@reddit
Burgundy as a car color. Otherwise, many things were honestly better back then. We need to bring back paper bags, glass bottles, American exceptionalism, and metal playgrounds.
nneighbour@reddit
Paper bags are somewhat common at grocery stores around here. Since use plastic bags were banned a couple of years ago.
napalmnacey@reddit
Clark’s sandals. The wide flappy duck feet ones.
RangeLife79@reddit
The Reagan Administration
sator-2D-rotas@reddit
Just say no!
Wonderful-Emu-8716@reddit
DARE was the first introduction I had to so many drugs. I didn't even know they existed before that cop came in.
WereFlyingOverTrout@reddit
My mom worked at a correctional facility where they had professional development training on drugs and she found my hand written lyrics of the Belly song Dusted and explained, angrily, how the song was all about Angel dust and all the innuendos and whatnot and I went to junior high the next day pumped up with my new knowledge and told all my friends this cool stuff I knew about the song.
bugwitch@reddit
He may be gone, but the impact of Reagan and Thatcher still reverberate to this day.
LardLad00@reddit
You think it's gone?
referencefox@reddit
Effects still lingering, sadly.
alesplin@reddit
If only it had taken all the ways it destroyed our country with it.
Suspicious-Yard4205@reddit
Antennas on TVs
Transgojoebot@reddit
Stinky Brussels sprouts, blonde jokes, valley girls, acid rain, racist names for sitting cross-legged, Olestra, Dexatrim, cigarette vending machines, Channel One, Food Guide Pyramid, DOS operating systems, collect calls, Zima, The California Raisins, Polly Pocket, My Size Barbie, toll booths that require exact change
Suspicious-Yard4205@reddit
Purple ink copies got me. I hadn't thought about that for literal decades.
cobalt-radiant@reddit
How do you keep from offending a politically correct blonde? Tell her to sit Indigenous People's style.
AirmailSeal@reddit
I love this list. I saw a Schwann's truck for the first time in years, now I'm wondering if it was resold w branding and someone uses it for non schwanns business purposes 🤔
BlueSnaggleTooth359@reddit
smoking everywhere! bleh
Live_Turnover7115@reddit
chicken pox, common cancers with 95% mortality rates, people dying of AIDS, dentists cleaning your teeth with metal hooks, local MLB team (Padres) televised maybe a game every other week, if I've cream melted it would get crunchy when you refroze it, writing book reports on a typewriter, constant slurs in everyday conversation but you could t say 'fuck' in public, lead in McDonald's commemorative Mayor McCheese glasses, no reliable way to confirm or debunk urban myths
RoyalPuzzleheaded259@reddit
My deadbeat, absentee dad.
tragiccosmicaccident@reddit
Smoking in restaurants
naturalmanofgolf@reddit
Dog shit on every sidewalk
Happy1327@reddit
Smoking in the home, restaurants, airplanes, in public etc
Agreeable_Address807@reddit
My temper.
Delicious-Button6997@reddit
Shitty tuna salad made with low-end tuna and miracle whip... 🤢🤮
IAmAWretchedSinner@reddit
Hard agree. If you can't make a proper tuna fish sandwich with Chicken of the Sea and Mayo then PLEASE, for the love of God, don't. Good God it's even worse with salad dressing.
rtekaaho@reddit
Smoking on planes.
king_rootin_tootin@reddit
Neo-Nazi boneheads.
Yes, extremists still exist, but they aren't nearly as scary as they were when I was a kid. They went from being Edward Norton in "American History X" to being a racist edgelord version of Sheldon from "Big Bang Theory"
Same with the armed right wing militias. They were a big deal in the Clinton days but now they're greatly dminished
gargar7@reddit
Lawn darts :)
Hot-Ad930@reddit
RIP jarts
schenkzoola@reddit
I still have a set.
Hot-Ad930@reddit
My aunt and uncle do too! Still love to play when I visit
SinisterDetection@reddit
Fluoride treatment
apuginthehand@reddit
Big Lots - at least in my area. Good riddance! I’ll never forgive them for buying out my beloved MacFrugals.
JeanEtrineaux@reddit
Reagan
AmandaMarsh@reddit
Chicken pox Slow modems Mucilage glue Mass scoliosis and lice tests
Character_Bend_5824@reddit
I am actually happy for cell and dash cams everywhere. Shady things still go down, but now people can call it out. Even the overly woke reactions can get a national conversation if enough people online vote to talk about it (by liking). Media was not like this before. It took a lot more courage and being a squeaky wheel to get the attention of the news and the editor controlled the spin.
smokiechick@reddit
Rodney King was a watershed moment. Giving everyone cameras means that people are held accountable.
LondonCalled15@reddit
Woodshop beginning in 6th grade. What could go wrong with letting 11 year olds use saws with a 30:1 student:teacher ratio?
Quick_Hide@reddit
Ronald Reagan.
Sunshinehaiku@reddit
High interest rates.
BossDjGamer@reddit
Common sense. Fuck that noise.
sator-2D-rotas@reddit
Children climbing all over the car unrestrained. Been in enough accidents and I don’t need another distraction while driving.
Consistent_Law_3857@reddit
Lawn darts.
QuoVadimusDana@reddit
Overall ignorance about child abuse.
Adventurous-State940@reddit
Candy ciggs
Sufficient-Owl401@reddit
Childhood itself.
S_A_R_K@reddit
Dad
Gamestonkape@reddit
AdelleDeWitt@reddit
Metal slides
Oceanbreeze871@reddit
The sheet metal play structures…esp back east with the salt damage and rust from winters
usernames_suck_ok@reddit
It's funny the things people here think are gone and/or don't realize far worse things have replaced them, lol.
BooRadley_ThereHeIs@reddit
Tools the dentist uses are way better now.
mesosuchus@reddit
American Exceptionalism