I'm lost with all these jackasses

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beniciodelhomo@reddit

They are masturbating as they type that

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ArmatureGynecologist@reddit

What is it with the modern woman’s rape fantasy that they will be raped at the drop of a hat?

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It's not modern. It's been around forever, and it's probably a natural and inevitable consequence of evolutionary genetics. We're just living in an era where it gets projected in public in really weird ways.

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VanillaRob@reddit

According to blue hair multi-pronoun crowd, there are groups of proud boys roaming the streets at night looking for non-binary weiner puss. Which may also be the plot of the new batman movie

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evilfetus01@reddit

Tactical whip.

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redditisacliche@reddit

Actually suggests carrying a gun

In same breath suggests carrying a "tactical whip"

Is that fucking lunatic really implying when they go out with their partner they are concerned their partner might rape them? I've read that shorts line ten times and I still don't get it.

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hitemlow@reddit

Also the implication that their partner would rape them in public instead of, you know, at their residence.

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DasFatKid@reddit

These women understand men exactly how 4chan understands women.

That’s why I fuck men. And no, it doesn’t make me gay.

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guitarplayer213@reddit

Based

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lancep423@reddit

Nah dude you’re just playing it safe.

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needsmoreusernames@reddit

Gayish

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fatfuckery@reddit

That's because he can see all her tactical whips lying around the apartment. Gotta lure her outside for some sweet raping.

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DumbNTough@reddit

Some people process life like it's a video game that must be balanced somehow.

So doing something like carrying a whip (???) seems like a great fit for your Agility-based, gnome-sized player character who does not know that, in real life, stronger and taller people are also faster.

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fatfuckery@reddit

This guy rapes.

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therightbuyer@reddit

I think they might be saying that they wear regular old comfy shorts when they’re with their partner but they dress “safely” when they’re alone.

But they don’t really make a clear by saying what they said, and it wouldn’t surprise me to hear someone say that anyway.

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Not_Bimon@reddit

Problem already solved

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BearSharks29@reddit

That's what I got too.

I was so intrigued I went through that goofball's comment history and I'm pretty sure it's a dude.

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TheTriggering2K17@reddit

It’s reinforced so it’s better than a gun.

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VanillaRob@reddit

If some random dude on the street busts out a tactical whip, I think you're legally required to rape him & his dad on the spot

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kippy3267@reddit

I imagined a fat neckbeard indiana jones attempted impersonator struggling to make it crack

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SpermWrangler@reddit

What the fuck is a tactical whip and how do I dodge one while raping liberals?

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SpermWrangler@reddit

What the fuck is a tactical whip

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dg-OniTaiji@reddit

Tactical whip 💀💀💀

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efff12@reddit

That’s way too many words, definitely not reading that

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Guvnuh_T_Boggs@reddit

I know we like to joke that we're all mentally deficient around here, but you gotta be a special kind of potato to think that suddenly rape will become acceptable to like half the country in the next two months.

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lancep423@reddit

It has. Ever since trump won the general election I’ve been raping like 75% more than I was before. /s obviously.

Really though, do these people honestly think that the current state of government runs through someone head before they’re about to rape someone?

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nnewwacountt@reddit

This post raped my eyes

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lancep423@reddit

Had you been wearing a skirt with built in panties on your head you’d still be safe.

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The_Golden_Warthog@reddit

Who gives a fuck what does any of that shit have to do with this sub

Please don't drag any re🅱️arded political shit in here. I come here to get away from that shit.

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Popular-Wallaby-4479@reddit (OP)

Fair enough

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milkom99@reddit

Are these the same people that say the government would never go rouge and that we shouldn't be able to own machine guns?

The turn tables turn tables tables tables turn tables.

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fatfuckery@reddit

Two minutes ago I didn't know being rapetarded was a thing.

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RoosterzRevenge@reddit

They are certifiably 🅱️etarded

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2HiSped4u@reddit

🅱️ost funny 🅱️hoto, who cares a🅱️out other su🅱️s

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tinyclover69@reddit

whatever it takes to get more people concealed carrying. even if they’re total dipshits the class itself will teach these people the “truths” that you can own, train, and carry without being some beer chugging fat conservative. which is what all these people think all gun owners are.

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KamalaHarrisSack@reddit

People who are insecure to the point of thinning their partner will rape them in public are probably too skittish to handle firearms let alone carry one consistently.

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OleGlory199@reddit

I went with my boss to the range who is “PREPPED AND READY TO ROLL BROTHER!”. He had never shot an AK so I took a video for him with mine to show his wife.

Was so focused on filming him that I didn’t realize he shot the absolute fuck out of their ceilings/hangers.

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sub on reddit that isn't this one

surprised its actually insane and 🅱️tarded in the bad way

Mfw

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