ULPT: The people who live above me stomp on the floor at 3am almost every night. What are some incredibly unsettling pictures I can print out and slide under their door?
Posted by HopefullyASilbador@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 190 comments
Or anything I could do to them in general.
Rare_Competition20@reddit
Build this. Install it on the ceiling and turn it on when u leave for work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEhWpL5L2Fo
throw123454321purple@reddit
Photos of them sleeping, taken from inside their apartment.
Reasonable-Wing-2271@reddit
Photos of their bedroom, taken from inside their anuses.
Fat_Krogan@reddit
NOW we’re talking!
smoke0o7@reddit
Pictures of them sleeping.... from 10 years ago
MistakeBeginning664@reddit
Easy there Fred Madison
Jackass719@reddit
Photos of them dead from the future
cwhitel@reddit
Not too hard to do with AI.
Do you have pictures of them? Feed them into AI and have an image made up…
MathewNatural@reddit
That’s a pretty insane starting point. You’ve got to build up to that.
Start off with pictures of them buying coffee or at an atm.
IOwnTheShortBus@reddit
Nah, photos of them could be used as evidence. I'd start with stock photos of items they own. The car they drive, the outfit they wore out the door that morning, their shoes. Become friends with them and party with them inside their apartment. Now stock photos of their dishware, plants, etc.
After a week or two of that, then you hire a PI (so you have an alibi and are far from when and where the photos are taken) to follow them and take photos from far off. Them at work, on a date, hanging with friends. Slide those under.
After that, you get dark. Get a friend (someone who doesnt come to your place) and collect their nail clippings, or qtips with their earwax. Bag them up, and leave them taped to their door. Extra points if you cut out letters from a magazine with a strange note; some along the lines of: "Lot of canned goods will start to go bad soon".
The sheer confusion will absolutely terrify them.
27camelia@reddit
You. I like you. Say more stuff now
IOwnTheShortBus@reddit
I'll try to live up to your standards, I have to give the people what they want.
Get a large stuffed animal (the closer the size to a human, the better), and leave all the stuffing on their doorstep within two or three days. Then, wait a week and leave the "carcass" on their doorstep.
Now here's where it gets weird(as if this wasn't weird already, but you want them to think a psychopath is tracking them).
Get another "carcass"(do whatever you want with the stuffing) and then stuff it full of canned meat bought from whichever grocery store they visit. Save your receipt, cut off any identifying information(including dates, you really just want them to know that you visit that same store) and on a nice, sunny day, right after they leave, leave it on their door. Bonus points if you leave it open for a day or two somewhere safe before dropping it off at their doorstep.
Ideally, you want them paranoid. You want them looking out of their window more than you want them looking around. You start that by having them looking over their backs as much as you can, without giving them or the police any identifying information. Make your drops random, and keep an eye out for ring doorbells and cams. Once they get a reputation with the police for making paranoid calls, they won't be believed anymore. After that, at some point, they may (hopefully) Starr questioning their sanity.
The end goal is to get them to move after their lease, or sell their home because they don't feel safe.
After that...find their next address and do a couple drops, just so they're never quite comfortable, and the police think it may be someone outside of whatever area you're living in. They'll widen their search radius and list of suspects (if they even care about that), and effectively let you wipe your hands clean of the situation.
SynchronisedRS@reddit
But remain friends with them. Once a year make another drop. If they move again, you'll know because you're friends. After they move again make no drops for 5 years. Then on one of their birthdays, make another drop.
Lunakill@reddit
You don’t start here, they’ll call the cops.
You build to this after months and months of getting them to act irrational so no one believes them when they call the cops.
Salt-Supermarket1139@reddit
Ask them about the person you always see with the binoculars, the one who always leaves once they leave the building. Or, Frame a neighbor on either side of you. Let them know how that neighbor creeped you out and now it seems they moved on to upstairs neighbor. Or Pictures of extreme anatomy close ups. Or feet, with a 💋 on it Liquid ass under the door is always an option.
blindreefer@reddit
After a few months, approach one of them at a party and ask them if they remember meeting you at their house. When they dispute this tell them that you’re actually also at their house right now and to call their landline if they don’t believe you. Then answer the phone from their house and tell them they brought this on themselves. Then laugh in their face and say goodnight.
Alone-Chemical-1160@reddit
Dick Laurent has entered the chat
throw123454321purple@reddit
Be sure to shave your eyebrows first for extra creepiness.
DiverHikerSkier@reddit
Isn't this the absolute perfect scenario to actually utilize the physical piss disk? We use it as a joke in this sub a lot for random shit, but THIS is the exact situation it was invented. SLIDE it innnnnnn
Spirited-Reality-651@reddit
A piss disk? What’s that?
VikingBlade@reddit
There is a photo of a bear with tapeworms coming out of its butt that someone posted on here that still haunts me.
Super_Ad9995@reddit
No pictures. Print out a Hogwarts invitation and slide it under the door. The next day, slide 2 under. The next day, slide 3 under. Maybe you can put them on their car as well.
jkhih@reddit
Found the upstairs neighbors!
Worth-Economics8978@reddit
Solution that has proven to work:
Get yourself 1 subwoofer, 6 inch is fine, like one of those bluetooth bass tubes.
Get a ladder and some ear plugs.
Prop the bass tube up against the ceiling.
When they start stomping the floor, go on YouTube and start playing splittercore into the ceiling.
Keep it up until the stomping stops.
When the stomping resumes, turn the splittercore back on.
Repeat until they get the message.
Competitive-Effort54@reddit
You need a Ceiling Thumper.
slippy0101@reddit
I put a rubber cane tip on the end of a broom; it let me really hammer my ceiling without causing any damage.
dieorlivetrying@reddit
This page and story are complete bullshit.
Proof? The "audio clip" of the upstairs neighbors is clearly just someone clacking and rolling dice.
nograpefruits97@reddit
That clip did sound super fake
Blue_Wave_2020@reddit
Not only that but the broken English is god awful
3337jess@reddit
This needs to blow up on reddit. I’ve never realized how the law protects these nuisance neighbors. In order to beat them, you must fight fire with fire. By becoming the nuisance yourself, you have the reciprocity you need to sit at the negotiating table. Bravo!
stupid_cat_face@reddit
The world is a better place knowing that exists.
sumN1-infEQ-1_12@reddit
Incredible read
Radictor@reddit
Story was literal gold
outdoorruckus@reddit
Haha a feel-good story all can love.
ganmaster@reddit
The blue waffle. If you know you know...
milkymomma_4u@reddit
?
auntvic11@reddit
Google it
UnfairNight7786@reddit
DO NOT GOOGLE BLUE WAFFLE!!!!
auntvic11@reddit
You are no fun
BurpFartBurp@reddit
Take a picture of the doorknob on the inside of your door. Print it out with a comment like “this is your doorknob. You don’t want to know how I took it. “
iButtflap@reddit
how does this stop them from stomping i wonder?
Elusive_Hippopotamus@reddit
It doesn’t matter, the goal was to think of unsettling images
iButtflap@reddit
i don’t think it’s unfair to say there’s no real unethical lpt here. i mean what part of slipping a sheet of paper under someone’s door is dubious ethically?
the most unethical advice i can give here is for op to speak directly to this neighbor and have a grown up discussion. not because it’s the smart or right thing to do, but because im pretty sure op would explode attempting such a normal human being action
Skyblacker@reddit
I assume you've already complained to the landlord and the police?
Academic_Growth3554@reddit
Why would the police be involved if no ones lives sre in danger……
Skyblacker@reddit
Noise complaint
Academic_Growth3554@reddit
Jesus Christ karen the police is for EMERGENCIES and life and death situations. not a noise complaint from someone WALKING in there apartment
PMTittiesPlzAndThx@reddit
I pay taxes that pay their salary they should do whatever they fuck I tell them too lol
Ok-Fun9561@reddit
Are you asking this to get them to stop, or to seek revenge?
The latter will not help them connect their actions to what's happening to them.
PMTittiesPlzAndThx@reddit
considering it’s every day at a specific time OP is probably a fuckhead too, low and behold here he is trying to find a way to get revenge that’s just going to escalate it even more lol.
Sea_Day2083@reddit
Screen shots from Mr. Hands video
Academic_Growth3554@reddit
This is harassment? Move to a single family house jeez
chickentendies_UwU@reddit
Agreed. Please don’t terrorize this person. Has OP tried talking to them in-person?
There is a limit to pretending to be strong and well-adjusted.
I’m someone who’s underemployed right now because I lost my job when “boomers” ganged up on me and fired me from my low paying job.
I felt terrorized by my neighbors in my home in the nice part of “DC.”
I couldn’t make it past the three year mark of probation despite doing everything right and getting out of an unspeakable, rough home life.
I had a massive mental health break down due to not sleeping for a while from chronic stress and lost my health insurance and have exhausted my savings and am barely making ends meet.
warm_melody@reddit
You're on the wrong sub, unsub please.
Relax. Don't worry what society thinks. Bankruptcy was invented to let people reset their lives. If you have significant debts bankruptcy might be the best possible option. Other options exist aswell, to manage debt.
billysweete@reddit
You really want to piss off someone who wakes up earlier than you?
HopefullyASilbador@reddit (OP)
They pissed me off first.
billysweete@reddit
Hm... Well as someone who works 14 hour days and wakes up at 3 to wash dishes and do laundry, I won't relent for someone trying to provoke me on top of that... Be careful, you don't know people....
HopefullyASilbador@reddit (OP)
They were literally stomping rhythmicly, these people are trying to be assholes.
Academic_Growth3554@reddit
Nobody stomps rhythmically to annoy neighbors. People have to walk in their apartments to be able to live tf?
HopefullyASilbador@reddit (OP)
I have heard 3 loud thuds perfectly spaced apart several times. I don't know what else would cause that sound. If you have some great explanation for that please tell me.
warm_melody@reddit
I'm guessing it's them walking around. I knew a thin lady who would make the house vibrate when she walked around. I would say the bathroom is 3 large steps away from the bed or something like that.
HopefullyASilbador@reddit (OP)
Idk it sounded like it was in the same place, and it didn't have the rhythm someone makes when they walk
Academic_Growth3554@reddit
Those are just noises. Chill. Maybe apartment life is not for you. Or consider the top unit.
HopefullyASilbador@reddit (OP)
Dog what about my sleep
rollerderbysox@reddit
Unethical earplugs
warm_melody@reddit
Stomping rhythmically sounds like dancing. They're probably having a silent disco.
billysweete@reddit
You really want to provoke assholes who know where you live?
HopefullyASilbador@reddit (OP)
I know where they live, plus I have a tomahawk. Also they probably won't even know who put the picture under their door for sure.
Academic_Growth3554@reddit
I hope they have a door bell camera and catch u
lavasca@reddit
That’s why OP can shell out for a TaskRabbit.
ZanzaBarBQ@reddit
I'm not fucking with anyone who has a cruise missile.
Alone-Chemical-1160@reddit
My thoughts as well. This dude 2A's
billysweete@reddit
Well it's your life dude... Value it.
WeAreyoMomma@reddit
We can go band for band, fuck that, we can go AH for AH
NateValentine@reddit
Bro seriously demands everyone who's sleeping to respect him being a loud asshole at 3am because he works 14h a day LMAO the audacity
Dropitlikeitscold555@reddit
When in college I had a picture of a colorful exotic bird perched on an erect penis. I randomly would make it his desktop image. Would recommend finding it. No I don’t have it anymore.
littlewhitecatalex@reddit
Piss disc.
nashbrownies@reddit
I work the 4am shift and my downstairs neighbor keeps fucking with me? How can I make them unsettled for being annoyed at MY schedule?
HopefullyASilbador@reddit (OP)
They're literally stomping rhythmicly some nights, this ain't cause of their work
misinformedjackson@reddit
Do you have a friend who is a fantastic actor? Get them to knock on the door of your noisy neighbours. The friend should be preferably female. Her hair needs to be dishevelled and her lipstick done like a three year old helped her. Summer dress. Slightly torn.
Can you swing a South African accent? It should go as follows- Door opens. Whoever answers, male or female-
Bloody hell Aunty Agatha, thank the gods you’re home!!!! I’ve been out of my mind. They took Reggie, you know that, don’t you?
Pause slightly as they ask who are you or you have the wrong address,etc
Interrupt the neighbour by repeatedly fluttering your eyelids while repeating the word ‘ mucolytic’ Wait til they quiet…..
‘I mean, when they took that thing out of his brain!?!?!?!?!? We need a Madeline Kahn performance here,
‘They’ve started again. Dancing and stomping at 3am. Every night. Like they used to. Remember????’ Tears now,
‘They can’t take me, can they? Uncle Kenneth can say he needs me for the farm work! Right? I mean I know how to get the bodies to the fields. But, it’s the noise. Three AM!!!!!! Remember Dawn? She couldn’t take it, could she???? After the abduction. Bloody Rodger, ey? I knew we couldn’t trust that prick!!!!’
Suddenly crouch down staring at the floor. Don’t move until they close the door.
The next day, have the friend come back and change her appearance, just enough so they would recognise her.
Set it up so you pass by them. Greet them with the following-
‘Hello! So glad I bumped into you. This is my friend Reinforced Custard. If you’ve received your code enact code 15’ , Do not smile. Then say, ‘Can you believe it’s 2015?
Move away in a slight jerking motion.
Whenever they see you deny the previous ever happened. If stomping doesn’t stop I cannot help you. ‘
luke4010@reddit
Not sure if they'd realize a connection between stomping at 3am and a picture under the door
RosieGold84@reddit
Brian Peppers
needfulthing42@reddit
Not unethical but have you tried befriending them? And you've probably got mats and whatnot on the oor already, yeah?
LazarusOwenhart@reddit
Do you know how thick the floor is? If so get some really long wood screws and put them through just far enough that the stomping has consequences. When you hear the first scream, back the screws out just enough that they can't find them.
Sea-Percentage-1992@reddit
Can you do some ai generated images from inside their home of random scary looking people in their place.
I’m think you could find some images from the agent that sold/ rented it to them online ?
Academic_Growth3554@reddit
Yall are mad weird for this
Unique_End_8089@reddit
bro you are on a subreddit called “UNETHICAL LIFE Pro Tips” idk what u expect otherwise
iButtflap@reddit
i love this response. another self report from a person who understands the word “unethical” but has no clue what the words “life pro tips” mean. how in tf does taking pictures of inside the home or…sending a pic of their real estate agent help with the stomping? how are they supposed to know who it’s from and what the message is? you’re just printing off shit and still dealing with the stomping
where’s the tip?
nochal_nosowski@reddit
OP asked for images to print not ideas how to stop them stomping
Academic_Growth3554@reddit
This is just a little much. Creeping and harassing is not a life hack. That will get you in trouble with the law. Most people have ring doorbells. Please think
Unique_End_8089@reddit
none of my business what other people do lmfao i’m not the one on here asking for life tips
germane_switch@reddit
Google “lemon party” with safe search turned off
MattMBerkshire@reddit
Craigslist print out for a mass orgy to take place at theirs on a set time... Set it for like a week ahead. With "22 well built breeding bulls already confirmed".
RSVP to (create email address) and set up an auto reply to send a confirmation regardless of what they send. If they do email it in, send a reply with an update of increasing numbers.
They'll be in a constant state of panic.
allistoner@reddit
That's great just make sure to put a line about a 3AM start time and to wait for the sound of stomping
NurseKaila@reddit
Postpone it 24 hours before the set time due to “an outbreak.” Do not elaborate. Reschedule for the following week.
ajcook888@reddit
Brilliant
AcceptableOwl9@reddit
Flip it around. Say that you have “22 females confirmed waiting to be matched with a breeding bull.”
So you’ll get lots of horny and desperate guys RSVPing.
BluBeams@reddit
I'm fucking DYING!!!😂
N1ckfr2@reddit
Holy shit you’re evil
chetaiswriting@reddit
“Breeding bulls” brought me to tears lmaooo😩
westerosi_wolfhunter@reddit
Buy a rifle scope online. Go across the street. Send them a photo of their apartment window in the cross hairs. Write “shhhhhh I can hear you right now” under it. Sleep peacefully.
Mountain-Tea6875@reddit
Blue waffle
TheWolfsJawLundgren@reddit
Mr. Hands comes to mind
semorebunz@reddit
dont put anything under the door , can all be kept and reported as some kind of harassment , go ahead and seek revenge but dont leave evidence
missholly9@reddit
pictures of them. sleeping in their bed.
Academic_Growth3554@reddit
Creep
animal_time@reddit
Pictures of you, sleeping in your bed.
spammmmmmmmy@reddit
Build a trap door, and when they fall through collect them in your apartment in a cage.
ChuckO5@reddit
Go to partsexpress.com. Order an.exciter speaker and some speaker wire. Get a small amplifier if you don't have one. They make some that are around $20.
Attach the exciter to the ceiling. Play any assortment of noises or music.
Exciter speakers vibrate the entire surface they are attached to, which makes their location hard to pinpoint. They can also give you an odd sense of disconnection and disorientation when the right soundtrack is played.
You_Dont_Know_Me2024@reddit
Meh.
You probably live in a crappy building. It was either built cheaply or not built for multiple tenants. The people stomping at 3am are probably just living their life. Do they work nights or get home from work at 3am.
Unless they really hate you, they aren't setting an alarm to bother you at 3am
If it's a wood framed house, the floors are, effectively, large wooden drums. I have a 28 pound 3 year old and her footsteps are louder than an adults because of how she walks. The amount of noise is often entirely unrelated to what is being done.
I'm all for messing with people, but this isn't going to help anything.
They won't know where it came from or why. They will just keep doing what they have been doing, unless they figure out it was you and then they will start trying to screw with you too.
Dan_vacant@reddit
A QR code for goatsie
cowardunblockme@reddit
Use fake bullet hole stickers. Start with one on their car. Then more later, on the apartment door, or window. Tell them that somebody bad was looking for them to send a message.
Cold-Lynx575@reddit
Picture of a piss disc?
davinza@reddit
You wouldn’t download a piss disk
Cold-Lynx575@reddit
All of mine are homemade using only the finest ingredients.
dubler2020@reddit
Frozen or melted?
DookieShoez@reddit
One, then the other.
Cold-Lynx575@reddit
I like your style.
Cold-Lynx575@reddit
Depends ... are you trying to escalate the conflict?
dubler2020@reddit
I think melted would send a clear message, where frozen would just be confusing to the recipient.
Cold-Lynx575@reddit
OH a picture of the sun - how nice.
TheNight_Cheese@reddit
what is this. i need to know
delicatesummer@reddit
I’ll send you one
centralnm@reddit
This is the way.
p1xode@reddit
I would cry, then immediately leave the country
Cold-Lynx575@reddit
Yeah no need to go Vol 11 on first pass.
OP, maybe just try a weight watchers flyer?
FreiFallFred@reddit
r/eyeblech is the answer to all your questions
childeater4000@reddit
if they have a kid draw those slenderman pages and hang them up around their house
TolMera@reddit
Oh I love this one.
Buy a few cheap Bluetooth speakers. Attach them to the roof in your house. If there’s a crawl space or anything like that, put them in there - you want them as close to the upper levels floor as possible.
Then get yourself a few different audio tracks of people running on (whatever kind of flooring they have up there).
Imagine.
2am, it’s quiet, when from the one room at the back of your house, you hear footsteps. They are getting closer!? They started on the other end of the house, but you swear you just heard them in the room next door! Is… is that a child giggling… it’s 2am, you don’t have kids, and you sure as hell don’t have any in your apartment…. Oh no, it’s calling for mum… it sounds… angry! It’s starting to cry!
Footsteps… in… your… room!
Street_Ad_762@reddit
Just go to those gore video websites and print our gruesome parts from videos
russellmzauner@reddit
There are many text to speech readings of the satanic bible.
Whenever people annoy me wiht some sort of disturbance, I find one and turn it up loud during "the nine satanic statements". It usually doesn't finish all nine of them before they stop.
And then I stop. They start again, robot satan starts reading his book again. Rinse, repeat; but usually don't have to.
All my neighbors seem to really dislike hearing robot satan. :-D
phvakil@reddit
This happened to me in college. What I did was crop the logo of the place where we were staying onto a flyer. I wrote on said flyer something along the lines of “noise violation and warning for potential eviction.”
They were quiet the rest of the year.
Hello_Hangnail@reddit
piss disk
Prize_Assumption4624@reddit
Picture of a piss disc
08-West@reddit
Have you tried talking to them? If so- piss discs.
UntestedMethod@reddit
this one is actually really easy ... 1. open an access portal into your ceiling. 2. use the access portal to cut a narrow slot up through their floor. 3. use the narrow slot to deposit piss discs into their apartment.
floodformat@reddit
potatodrinker@reddit
Photo of them asleep, from nights ago.
UnfairNight7786@reddit
The elderly gentleman upstairs has a heavy footed woman there. I can tell u her daily schedule. When she walks around my windows and wall decor shakes. I usually wake up to it and say to myself “Stompy’s awake.” It’s not the man’s fault and I acknowledge that I live in a downstairs condo. When u own a place, the condo association is not involved. I’m single and have few resources. I’ve texted him in the past and he doesn’t seem to get it. Prob no good answers here, just a vent. At least I have 4 walls. Go ahead and roast me. I’m a B for complaining.
TediousHippie@reddit
Please do not perform a google image search on this (censored but still disturbing) image.
The Lainey Ball
I shall see myself out.
Miserable-Win-6402@reddit
Hammer drill with a large drill. Use a piece of wood, hold it to the ceiling. "Drill" the wood, this way you will not destroy your ceiling, but the sound upstairs will be horrible.
EmmieL0u@reddit
Id leave them some clown shoes for their super loud clodhoppers.
Violent_professional@reddit
A picture of the piss disc you're about to slide under their door.
coffeegrounds42@reddit
Why not the old piss disc?
creative_name_idea@reddit
What I would do is find the weirdest fetish porn you can, preferably something having to do with scat or fisting or amputee circus midgets and buy them a DVD. Have it shipped to their house. What's going to happen is the porno will arrive all wrapped in brown paper but the mailer ads that follow won't be
For context my parents sent me to boarding school when I was a teenager and since I was away from home I thought I was slick getting a porno sent to my school. What I described above is what happened to me. I was getting porn ads in my mail cubby the whole rest of the time I was there. I always thought it was weird they never talked to me about it. I wonder what the box stuffer thought
Anyway yeah weird porn sent to their place and hopefully they get weird ads forever after if that's still how things work
Reasonable-Wing-2271@reddit
Change your wifi to "Stomp if you're adopted."
Reasonable-Wing-2271@reddit
Rick Astley
Flat-Aerie-8083@reddit
Pictures of them.
RIPdon_sutton@reddit
Adverts for pegging services. Include their apt #.
Loose-Brother4718@reddit
If ever a piss disk was called for
Superb_Perspective74@reddit
I had a guy like this above me. I ordered red fox urine online and 2 I ❤️bbc stickers. Gorilla glued the stickers to his bumper and squirted the red fox pee inside his car. That pee was toxic.
Starfire2313@reddit
What’s so bad about the British broadcasting company stickers?
(Jk jk)
Academic_Growth3554@reddit
Omg?Get help?
pinkypowerchords@reddit
So, felony?
Superb_Perspective74@reddit
I would not know. In in nyc so nothing
anonymousjeeper@reddit
Goatse
Konilos@reddit
Tubgirl and goatse come to mind. You could also always try frozen piss discs, too.
Wildcat_Dunks@reddit
DO NOT do a Google image search for goatse.
evildonald@reddit
pish posh! Definitely google it!
throwaway_fun_acc123@reddit
I prefer blue waffle, if I'm honest, a little easier to digest
poets_penitent@reddit
Secret admirer "birthday" card, all one that play sound. Then every now and again put one of the ones that doesn't turn off and has a ton of glitter inside
Academic_Growth3554@reddit
Hide something illegal. Make sure they have a ring door camera. Get arrested and face consequences for being a weirdo
Confident-Act-7228@reddit
If It was me I would flatten the tires on their car. And a piss disc of course. But I would try pics of satanic rituals and then invite them to a seance or ritual. And maybe this insert yourself into there life always be there when they open the door bam your there always be super talkative and positive to a fault, always make them uncomfortable with how intrusive you can be. Or maybe just bang the ceiling with a broom.
Academic_Growth3554@reddit
Omg? Yall need to get help
bacardipirate13@reddit
Degloved penis
sdswiki@reddit
Pics of bad Herpes infections on genetalia.
Alone-Chemical-1160@reddit
Found the Butthole Surfers fan!
durdenf@reddit
Random pictures of them in the building
Stevemcqueef6969@reddit
A picture of their name and a coffin
A picture of a dead dog or cat
A picture of their father/ mothers house or grave
A picture of war atrocities
A picture of beef tongue
All with silence writing in red nail polish. Do not print these on a printer that can be linked to you in any way whatsoever. These are egregious enough to warrant harassment charges, you have been warned!
Wildcat_Dunks@reddit
I like the way you think, Steve McQueef.
AdvisorMaleficent979@reddit
Penile subincision
JohnnyQTruant@reddit
Print a screenshot of the definition of piss disc on urban dictionary.
Mephistopheles545@reddit
Blast the song “little Spanish flea on repeat with speakers just under the ceiling
GothamLab11209@reddit
Just rub feces in their door handle instead.
TSB_1@reddit
smear dog shit on their door. wear latex gloves and then when you are done, burn the gloves... on their front door.
JK dont do ANY of this. piss discs and liquid ass
ChurchStreetImages@reddit
Torso target with a triple tap
spiegeltho@reddit
Still births?
TheLuminatrix@reddit
Ha ha I know where you live Ha ha
Rimming-Enthusiast@reddit
Go on r/NSFL__ and just print a couple posts from there
Latitude32@reddit
Send the pizza guy every day until they stop.
Richard11223@reddit
just take a broom and tap the ceiling while theyre doing it
Sugary_skull@reddit
Zelda from pet sematary
vivalamaximillien@reddit
Type into Google, the Russian Sleep Experiment - you'll know what image to use...
Relative-Feed-2949@reddit
Obligatory blue waffle
wtfbrah@reddit
A selfie
xsmp@reddit
best advice ever for a downstairs situation...attach a 2x2 sheet of plywood to the ceiling so you have something to bang on with a broom/golf club/vibrator when you get in your feels about your upstairs oppressors.
redrockcountry2112@reddit
Just cook some curry ...
Ok_Needleworker4388@reddit
Any piece of art by Ken Currie(warning - it's really fucking disturbing)
Diamond83@reddit
Day1: a picture of one silverback gorilla, Day2: a picture of 2 silverback gorillas… etc… (soak the pictures in liquid ass or tuna water aswell)
69pissdemon69@reddit
Print out reaction images and use those
like this