Time for a "Stunt Cock" ! Just ordered a DVD copy of this classic

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oldmancoyote22@reddit

When you get OP's age it's the only way they will get internet points on reddit

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Lazy_Squash_8423@reddit

lol, a roommate in college introduced this movie to me. We were at a Christian college 🤣🤣 Thanks Josh!

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MonkeyBred@reddit

Also, if you like this, Cannibal the Musical is on Prime and Peacock.

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In my early 20s, my (now ex) boyfriend and a friend of ours watched this movie so much (including the [drunken] commentary] that we could literally recite it from memory. We would have parties at our apartment and put it on and everyone but the three of us would be like, "not this stupid shit again..."

Some people have no taste for film. Or musicals. 😤

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MonkeyBred@reddit

OMG... I saw an experimental theater stage production of this. We had to use a Gallagher style splash guard in the front two rows.

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spudaug@reddit

Huh. What tribe are you from?

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AquariusRising1983@reddit

You do not believe that we are makes hand motion indicating face paint Indian?

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MonkeyBred@reddit

We have lots of teepees.

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All-Sorts@reddit

Now you're a man a man man man

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guitar_stonks@reddit

M-A-N man!

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M_Me_Meteo@reddit

Mayon mayon main man mane!!

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moe_saint_cool@reddit

What makes a mayon is it the powa in his hands? Is it his quest for glory?

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palmerry@reddit

Or is it the way, he FIGHTS EVERY DAY?

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swedishfordeer@reddit

No, it’s probably the titties

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Starwarsandbacon@reddit

No, its probably the titties

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Klutzy-Delivery-5792@reddit

It's probably the tittieeeeeees

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toreadorable@reddit

We sing this to our little kids at least once a week

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DataCrossPuzzles@reddit

I sing this all the time around my wife and she keeps asking me "are you saying ma'am or man?" and I just say "yep"

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Successful_Boat_5921@reddit

I still quote this movie way more than I probably should.

Kinda funny story, but I bought the DVD on eBay a few years after its release. The problem was it hadn't been released on DVD yet, but I didn't know this at the time. It turned out to be a pirated copy from Hong Kong. The audio was slightly out of sync. It's not noticeable at the beginning, but it gets progressively worse, with a 1-2 second delay at the end.

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AmbassadorCheap3956@reddit

I don’t want to sound like a queer or nothin’…

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NeverEndingCoralMaze@reddit

I’m a big fucking homo, and I support this message.

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sweeptheleg77@reddit

Quoting this got me banned on another subred.

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555byte@reddit (OP)

Depeche Mode is a kick ass band

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Ryuujin_13@reddit

…but I’d really like to make love you you tonight.

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spudaug@reddit

But fire is very romantic

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Teddy4xp2@reddit

But unicorns are pretty cool

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Gluten_maximus@reddit

Fudge me now!

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Ok_Researcher_9796@reddit

I love this movie. Saw it a bunch of times in maybe 1999?

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Shpadoinkall@reddit

Get some friends together and join in on the drunken commentary track. They play a drinking game. You have to drink every time someone says Jesus, Orgazmo, or Heavenly Father. I know I have tried this before, but for some reason, I can't remember it

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hazm4tt@reddit

I am Sancho.

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OshetDeadagain@reddit

I legit named a horse Only One Sancho.

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kcchiefscooper@reddit

OH MY GOD!!! I forgot this is where I know that from, and about 4 days ago at work, talking to the owner of the company (who is also a minister) I popped off a "yea he's probably one of them that is like I am Sancho" and did the voice... so i guess he hasn't seen it LMAO if i get fired, i'll report back

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SPECTRE-Agent-No-13@reddit

But what's your name?

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_6siXty6_@reddit

Get your punk asses out of my sushi bar!

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stefaniki@reddit

I own this on VHS and DVD.

Epic movie!

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RLIwannaquit@reddit

What makes a man, is it the woman in his arms, just 'cuz she has big titties,
Or is it the way he fights everyday, no it's probably the titties....

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palmerry@reddit

Now you're a man!

(MAN!)

A manly manly man

(MAN!)

Now you're a man!

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RLIwannaquit@reddit

now you're a MAYON

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breich@reddit

"If you don't think that splits me open like a Thanksgiving turkey, you've got another thing comin' pal."

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Novel_Illustrator_67@reddit

Is it time for the DV DA shot?

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breich@reddit

"All right boys, grease 'em up!"

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Adventurous_Path4356@reddit

Nuther day, nuther dollar....

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P4t13nt_z3r0@reddit

Hey, that's MY ass!

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palmerry@reddit

"You think you know life? Try having FOUR dicks inside you at once, then you can tell me about life."

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skeptical_hope@reddit

Oh, i hope your copy has the drunken commentary. It's just as quotable.

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Food_Library333@reddit

I didn't know this existed and now I must own it!

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skeptical_hope@reddit

The drunk commentary on Cannibal: The Musical! is even better

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AquariusRising1983@reddit

Watched/listened to the Cannibal! drunken commentary so many times, lol. It is almost as funny as the movie.

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gypsysniper9@reddit

But I am Sancho.

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sassyfontaine@reddit

Oh man! Loved this VHS.

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hombre_bu@reddit

“Duder”

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swedishfordeer@reddit

Do something Choda-dog!

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Ordinary_Aioli_7602@reddit

I LOVE this movie

keeYAAHHHHHH 🙌

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impeesa75@reddit

Stunt cock

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Kookiecitrus55555@reddit

Choda Boy shoulda made the

cover.

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pogulup@reddit

I so wanted to go as him or Orgasmo for our company sales kickoff costume night but I always managed to talk myself out of it.

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Kookiecitrus55555@reddit

Probably for the best

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derek4reals1@reddit

https://i.redd.it/vxot1by0bz1e1.gif

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UStoJapan@reddit

Any sign at all…

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Past-Background-7221@reddit

And Choda boy!!!

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Substantial-North136@reddit

Cock Rocket 🚀 fuel

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Substantial-North136@reddit

This movie made me want to use my cock rocket to stop Jizz master zero.

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Max_Tongueweight@reddit

Wasn’t there a running gag about shaving your balls?

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shkhndswroastbeef@reddit

Suck that cock!!

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pogulup@reddit

It comes on a Blu-Ray. I had to buy it because Netflix didn't carry it when they were still shipping discs. This will be one of the great classics that you won't be able to find in a few years.

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555byte@reddit (OP)

I have been buying physical media of oddball or movies I really love because they maybe impossible to find in the future. Various reasons, primarily, if a service doesn't see a profit, why have it to stream?

PCU is another oddball to acquire... A Jeremy Pivon classic.

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rayjmaraca@reddit

I ordered this on DVD last week! Just had to have it ready to go in my collection. I also grew up in Utah so it has an extra bit of specialness for me.

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Sufficient-Record695@reddit

Nor is Scott Baio, Sancho

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Original_Landscape67@reddit

Nothing sadder than a sad Japanese man crying and singing karaoke.

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555byte@reddit (OP)

😆😆

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jonny_blitz@reddit

COCK ROCKET!!!

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RockyDennis23@reddit

I hope you got a copy with the drunken commentary…that shit is priceless!

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Klutzy_Word_6812@reddit

“Jesus Christ!” “Where???”

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jstick001@reddit

This has been my response to someone saying Jesus Christ 1998

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Klutzy_Word_6812@reddit

Same

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Lo452@reddit

I have never laughed harder in my life than to that line.

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Zagmut@reddit

"Jesus and I love you!"

"Jesus and I love you too."

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Food_Library333@reddit

Quick! To the Orgazmobile!

Orgazmobile?

My Buick Century!

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LocalConspiracy138@reddit

Zooms in: BUICK. CENTURY.

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piznit007@reddit

Is that ScarJo on the left?

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NapalmWeed@reddit

I have heard from some guy, the two ladies on the cover are in pornographic movies.

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piznit007@reddit

Lol, I see

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NapalmWeed@reddit

🎶Mi verga es fea y morena🎶

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NuovaFromNowhere@reddit

“Prepaaaare to meeeet ya doooom!”

“You’re gunna make me cum or I’m gunna kick yer butt!”

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Herky_T_Hawk@reddit

Can’t we just call them the naughty twins?

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Food_Library333@reddit

Why would we call them the naughty twins, when they get fucked in the ass all the time!?

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lkmyntz@reddit

^^^assfucktwins

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XcG9PJf6@reddit

Hey, Dad. I don't think I'm gonna do hamster style anymore.

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SPECTRE-Agent-No-13@reddit

That's nice

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Uovo-Ragno@reddit

And that's how it went down, man.

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AnguryLittleMan@reddit

……shit.

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Food_Library333@reddit

I can still smell the newspaper

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anecdotal_yokel@reddit

Got this bad boy on VHS still. No VCR but I ain’t lettin go.

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linecookdaddy@reddit

The orgazmo DVD is what made me create an eBay account many, many moons ago. Like the second or third thing I ever bought online

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Accomplished_Egg7069@reddit

Me too. I believe I had to order it from Hong Kong. The movie is in original English but all the writing on the case is in...Mandarin? Maybe?

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kcchiefscooper@reddit

a friend of mine drove 3 hours away to the closest big city and found it at a FYE style place for my birthday 20 some years ago. that dude is the man for doing that

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hypo11@reddit

This movie was released October 23, 1998 and was rated NC-17. I had turned 17 in September and was able to go see it. One of my best friends, whose birthday was in November (today, in fact) had to stay home.

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Swimming-Food-9024@reddit

Not to sound like a queer or nothing, but that movie rocks!

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Jepp86@reddit

I was just talking about this movie with the guys at work. None of the young bucks have ever seen it. It's such a shame.

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AdjectiveNoun111@reddit

DADV

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RLIwannaquit@reddit

DVDA

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pogulup@reddit

Yeah, two d's in the V before two d's in the A.

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Dick-Guzinya@reddit

I am Sancho!

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HappySkullsplitter@reddit

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OliveAffectionate626@reddit

Best movie, making fun of shit ever!

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heykidzimacomputer@reddit

Me reading off the adult actresses who were in this:

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Complete_Street8910@reddit

😂 now I gotta see this never heard of it

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kcchiefscooper@reddit

when they go test the orgazmorator, don't drink anything. one of the funniest sequences you'll ever see in a movie

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carlcrossgrove@reddit

They’re called the ass-fuck twins cuz they get fucked in the ass!

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kcchiefscooper@reddit

can't i just call them.. the naughty twins?

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mallarme1@reddit

It’s not as good as Cannibal, the Musical, but it’s good.

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spudaug@reddit

I think you know exactly what I mean when I say it’s a shpadoinkle day!

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JJBell@reddit

Don’t quote Dickens in my apartment!

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mandalorbmf@reddit

I fucking love this movie!

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Maniac1978@reddit

Jesus and I love this movie.

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Klaus-Heisler@reddit

Hi fellas, I'm ready to fudge

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MMmhmmmmmmmmmm@reddit

You’re gonna make me cuuuuuuuuum

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breich@reddit

Clark: "Pornography exploits men... by exploiting women... hence, it exploits.... people!"
Maxxx: "Shut up! I do what I do and I make a lot of money and I don't care what I do to people because they're all idiots!"
Clatk: "Yeah!"
Maxxx: "Especially you Clark, you pig fucking hunk of shit!"
Clark: "Yeah!"

Damnit this movie is so quotable.

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