RIP and agreed, that actor made things move for me. A lot of them did lol but something about his kind eyes and his booming voice and mannerisms were just so magnetic. Wanted to get lost in those arms (crush me daddy) whenever I saw him pop up in a random show I was watching.
There's literally a 20 pic/gif limit per post. I couldn't possibly fit them all. Also, the priority was on characters that were present for at least a few episodes through the show โ๏ธ
How are 70% of these men close to the hottest men in existence, and 100% of them someone I am truly happy to see???
Those odds make no sense.
Too many pretty people worked on herc and Xena. There should never be a collection of such beautiful people in one place โ I think it tilts the world off its axis!
Well, you started with Joxer and ended with Salmoneus. They are two of the people I would totally hang out with! I love them!!! You bookended with two people that make me smile when I see them.
That said, pretty much everyone in between is too attractive to be real!
Ares (and the image you snagged is absolutely when he was fall over hot), Cupid (I know heโs also Caesar, but he was hotter as Cupid, but Karl urban is gorgeous in general. But you know Xena has hot guys when you can think someone like Karl urban is Eh in any role โ even against himself!)โฆ actually, lemme go the other way.
1, 13, 16, 18, and 20 donโt make me want to question reality due to their hotness in those images.
I hated the Caesar cut on him. It made his moles stand out in a bad way in my opinion. Didnโt love the blonde Cupid color, but the personality and cut made it work with his face. I guess itโs possible he wasnโt as attractive as Caesar because heโs was a terrible dude. I said dude for the sake of Cupid. Haha.
I love a good villain. Just Caesar didnโt do it for me, canโt explain why. Cupid did. The energy and smiles made that character. Ares thoughโฆ hot villain all the way!
Yes! I thought that particular gif was designed to make me sweat. Thank you for letting me know my endless thirst for him (may he rest peacefully) is justified!
RIP Kevin Smith you were so hot and talented. Karl Urban as Cupid ๐ drove me nuuuuts hes so fine. Even as Caesar he reminds me of this drummer I had a crush on in college. God bless this bisexual ass show for giving and giving. Also Draco...๐
Just found out right now that he died 22 years ago, I cannot believe this, but now I understand why I hadn't seen him again while he was so talented and incredibly attractive. I have tears in my eyes. Ugh.
Itโs funny, because I remember thinking he was about the hottest man I had ever seen. But when season 5 premiered and he appeared with that short hairโฆ Somehow I thought he got even hotter, lol
I've been finally rewatching season 6. It's a struggle because I hate that all the classic recurring characters are dead/gone. But I will say... I appreciate Virgil a LOT more in this rewatch than I did the first time around. He had some really hilarious smaller moments in Who's Gurkhan.
holy shit I just finished rewatching S6 and I had the same experience at times. Joxer in particular was heartbreaking. But Virgil was oddly refreshing.
I always thought Joxer was adorable. I know Iโm probably one of the few lol
Draco gave me the ick.
I felt dirty for thinking Caesar was hot.
Auto was so charming I wanted to wooed by him.
Iolaus gave me youth pastor vibes.
Ares was slime lol
And Herc was too good for me. ๐
RyuichiSakuma13@reddit
๐๐ Oh YAY! A "Men of Xena: Warrior Princess" post!
I was hoping one would be made! ๐๐๐
NoIntroduction7201@reddit (OP)
It was actually inspired by your request on the Women of Xena thread - I was hoping you would see it โจ๏ธ Also happy reddit birthday ๐ซถ
RyuichiSakuma13@reddit
Thank you, and thank you! ๐
And my favorite man, Joxer is first! The dude makes me laugh so much!
Prestigious-Run-3007@reddit
I first watched the show at a very young age (9 yo) and I think Kevin Smith may have jumpstarted puberty for me ๐
Doc_whoooo@reddit
Bruce, my boy
napalmnacey@reddit
Oh, Joxer! ๐ฅฐ
T3hi84n2g@reddit
Lassie!
valorthatsjustmean@reddit
Loved it every time Bruce Campbell made an appearance as Autolycus
Cellyqui3@reddit
I adore him as Autolycus
gracefire23@reddit
Dam Karl Urban is a fox
Cellyqui3@reddit
I KNOW RIGHT
Roxxie_Hart3@reddit
I used to live for the Hercules/Xena crossovers lol
Bloodless-Cut@reddit
I always forget that Karl was on the show.
CircleK_69@reddit
Joxer the Mighty....
Eaglemoon7@reddit
No Cecrops?
calilac@reddit
RIP and agreed, that actor made things move for me. A lot of them did lol but something about his kind eyes and his booming voice and mannerisms were just so magnetic. Wanted to get lost in those arms (crush me daddy) whenever I saw him pop up in a random show I was watching.
NoIntroduction7201@reddit (OP)
There's literally a 20 pic/gif limit per post. I couldn't possibly fit them all. Also, the priority was on characters that were present for at least a few episodes through the show โ๏ธ
jimmysmiths5523@reddit
I had a crush on Joxer, Ares and Cupid lol!
CarolineJohnson@reddit
Isn't it cheating to use Karl Urban more than once?
EmonOkari@reddit
Joxer was the bravest of them all. Least power and skill and yet he'd still face the gravest dangers...out of Love. In my book, that makes him Mighty.
TangledUpPuppeteer@reddit
How are 70% of these men close to the hottest men in existence, and 100% of them someone I am truly happy to see???
Those odds make no sense.
Too many pretty people worked on herc and Xena. There should never be a collection of such beautiful people in one place โ I think it tilts the world off its axis!
NoIntroduction7201@reddit (OP)
Gimme ur faves, out of curiosity ๐
TangledUpPuppeteer@reddit
Well, you started with Joxer and ended with Salmoneus. They are two of the people I would totally hang out with! I love them!!! You bookended with two people that make me smile when I see them.
That said, pretty much everyone in between is too attractive to be real!
Ares (and the image you snagged is absolutely when he was fall over hot), Cupid (I know heโs also Caesar, but he was hotter as Cupid, but Karl urban is gorgeous in general. But you know Xena has hot guys when you can think someone like Karl urban is Eh in any role โ even against himself!)โฆ actually, lemme go the other way.
1, 13, 16, 18, and 20 donโt make me want to question reality due to their hotness in those images.
DataIsArt@reddit
I hated the Caesar cut on him. It made his moles stand out in a bad way in my opinion. Didnโt love the blonde Cupid color, but the personality and cut made it work with his face. I guess itโs possible he wasnโt as attractive as Caesar because heโs was a terrible dude. I said dude for the sake of Cupid. Haha.
TangledUpPuppeteer@reddit
I love a good villain. Just Caesar didnโt do it for me, canโt explain why. Cupid did. The energy and smiles made that character. Ares thoughโฆ hot villain all the way!
adam_teq@reddit
Omg I knew I was gay when I saw Kevin Smith as Ares ๐ฅ. I was so young watching this show but to quote helga pataki, he made my girlhood tremble..
TangledUpPuppeteer@reddit
Hahahaha He really is that hot!
adam_teq@reddit
Yes he is and may he rest peacefully. I mean even the gif that was picked is just so ๐ฅต
TangledUpPuppeteer@reddit
Yes! I thought that particular gif was designed to make me sweat. Thank you for letting me know my endless thirst for him (may he rest peacefully) is justified!
NoIntroduction7201@reddit (OP)
Fair enough ๐ Also love the way you phrased this
TangledUpPuppeteer@reddit
Haha Iโm glad you enjoyed it. I enjoyed writing it! ๐
Coollak966@reddit
Ahh young karl urban
What a handsome cunt
pkjhoward@reddit
First comment so typical. And then boom a C bomb ๐ I also agree heโs handsome. Not so much the C word ha
Coollak966@reddit
Every since the boys whenever I see Karl Urban. The c word come to mind all the time.
stayclassyhitchcock@reddit
RIP Kevin Smith you were so hot and talented. Karl Urban as Cupid ๐ drove me nuuuuts hes so fine. Even as Caesar he reminds me of this drummer I had a crush on in college. God bless this bisexual ass show for giving and giving. Also Draco...๐
EnzeruAnimeFan@reddit
The only ones I know I still find hot are Ares and Draco
Flooffighter416@reddit
Ares was always hot. ๐ฅต
kimberst@reddit
I am about as lesbian as it is humanly possible to be but gotdayumn Kevin Smith was easy on the eyes.
AlittleBlueLeaf@reddit
Just found out right now that he died 22 years ago, I cannot believe this, but now I understand why I hadn't seen him again while he was so talented and incredibly attractive. I have tears in my eyes. Ugh.
rgators@reddit
Ares is so daddy. ๐ฅต
GunstarHeroine@reddit
Unironically had a crush on Joxer, I was a weird kid
Cole_Townsend@reddit
This was a HUGE reason why I was such a fan of the show. My special favorite was Theodorus (David Rare). He made Callisto's early episodes extra fun.
David Franklin (Brutus) made me think naughty stuff too.
BBWLover24-7@reddit
Xena was one incredible show.
Necessary_Cow_1152@reddit
Salmoneous ๐โโ๏ธ
AvocadoPizzaCat@reddit
just realized, i would not want to be locked in a room with any of them. most are horny and power mad, sometimes both.
MalikaAmani@reddit
Kevin Tod Smith is truly the sexiest man that ever existed ๐ญโค๏ธ๐โจ๏ธ๐ซ๐
Irishjuggalette@reddit
Karl Urban has only gotten better with age.
BurstTheGravity@reddit
Idk the actorโs name in 18, but I liked him so much that I got the same ear piercing his character has
cestlavie_69@reddit
Team Beowulf. I wish weโd gotten more eps with him.
Thelefthead@reddit
Nice to know Xena sexualized everyone. How can anyone resist Joxer.
Overall_Sandwich_671@reddit
Any fuzzy bear fans who appreciate Salmoneus? โ๐ป
FirebirdWriter@reddit
I had a crush on him and Joxer AND Xena. I was so confused then. (Okay I still have these crushes)
Good_Nyborg@reddit
Glad to see they saved the best one for last!
theseedbeader@reddit
I was so happy to see him. ๐ญ
Overall_Sandwich_671@reddit
I mean, for a guy who doesn't work out, he's got some broad shoulders on him.
nornalman@reddit
It took me 40+ years to figure out why I liked the Ares episodes the most.
NoIntroduction7201@reddit (OP)
๐๐ซถโจ๏ธ
CyanideOnyx@reddit
Anyone prefer short haired ares not long haired ares? Though I've never really been attracted to the men of the show... More of a ROC / Gabby fan.
theseedbeader@reddit
Itโs funny, because I remember thinking he was about the hottest man I had ever seen. But when season 5 premiered and he appeared with that short hairโฆ Somehow I thought he got even hotter, lol
LavenderSprinkles@reddit
I've been finally rewatching season 6. It's a struggle because I hate that all the classic recurring characters are dead/gone. But I will say... I appreciate Virgil a LOT more in this rewatch than I did the first time around. He had some really hilarious smaller moments in Who's Gurkhan.
NoIntroduction7201@reddit (OP)
holy shit I just finished rewatching S6 and I had the same experience at times. Joxer in particular was heartbreaking. But Virgil was oddly refreshing.
Significant-Deer7464@reddit
I had forgotten Karl Urban was in that. I am sure it was because Lucy Lawless had all my attention
Meushell@reddit
Hm. I think three and four are the same guy. ๐ค
Seriously though, Cupid looks so wonderfully happy here. Do you know which episode this is from?
Valuable_Detail_4531@reddit
God i disliked virgil.
vaillacinnamon@reddit
I always thought Joxer was adorable. I know Iโm probably one of the few lol Draco gave me the ick. I felt dirty for thinking Caesar was hot. Auto was so charming I wanted to wooed by him. Iolaus gave me youth pastor vibes. Ares was slime lol And Herc was too good for me. ๐
Ok_Charity_1321@reddit
Kevin Smith is a stone cold fox and Michael Hurst is the guy Iโd most like to cuddle with (among other things)
DamonAlbarnFruit@reddit
Octavian season five was my first boy crush ๐
godsibi@reddit
No Solan...?! ๐ข
NoIntroduction7201@reddit (OP)
He was a boy. This is Men of Xena ๐
DanManahattan@reddit
Where is Salmonella?
NoIntroduction7201@reddit (OP)
swipe for a surprise
DanManahattan@reddit
Now we gotta see the disguises of Xena: Warrior Princess, IMO. ๐
NoIntroduction7201@reddit (OP)
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