New cod sucks | TheaterFire

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fatitalianstallion@reddit

I remember being single and childless, CoDding with a loaded saw and mp5 next to my gaming setup just in case a woman attempted to steal my virginity.

Ah, the good ole days.

Now I have to have “reasonable” things there, like vases, family pictures, and unloaded firearms. Ugh….

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fatitalianstallion@reddit

Limit yourself to playing with only guns you own. You either become unstoppable with one or expand your collection

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im-feeling-lucky@reddit

can confirm, this is how i’m playing PayDay

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openthespread@reddit

Had to get a desert eagle from playing payday that way, it’s surprisingly enjoyable

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im-feeling-lucky@reddit

don’t have to tell me. my first AR is a 733.

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openthespread@reddit

Niiice, you carry handle gigachad you. Although you can say you’re an aficionado of the movie Heat as well.

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im-feeling-lucky@reddit

that was the number two inspiration, followed by black hawk down and blood diamond

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Addendum_Healthy@reddit (OP)

The gun in my pants makes me pretty unstoppable

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KilldozerPrincess@reddit

Idk, there’s a universe in which I’d totally marry this dude just to get 50% of his collection in the divorce 🤷🏼‍♀️

He can keep his virginity tho

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DinoSnatcher@reddit

Is that an oscilloscope I see on your shelf

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Addendum_Healthy@reddit (OP)

I had to look that one up. No currently all that is vintage night vision devices and a few other gadgets that I found interesting.

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Addendum_Healthy@reddit (OP)

Lmao that is a working portable car tv from the 1980s. It uses radio waves and it’s rather unfortunate that there are no longer any real available channels.

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DinoSnatcher@reddit

Damn that IS cool, thought I was an oscilloscope cause that’s about what one looks like, just more knobs and sliders

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Addendum_Healthy@reddit (OP)

I like collecting all sorts of oddities

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Dr_Sir1969@reddit

You are surprised? The price tag of $75 should tell you everything you need to know about the game. Seriously no game is ever worth $75 ever.

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fatfuzzypotato1999@reddit

It always doesn't for the first 2-3 years

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MockASonOfaShepherd@reddit

Every new call of duty has sucked for the last 10 years

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kreme-machine@reddit

MWII wasn’t that bad either, it had its flaws but it also introduced DMZ. Then again they killed it after a couple months so whatever lol

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kreme-machine@reddit

Sort of, it technically was a part of warzone but released about a month after MWII did. It came out when they changed Warzone to Warzone 2.0

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BigBoogieWoogieOogie@reddit

That shit was so cash money. A nice mix of casual and PVP.

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gonnafindanlbz@reddit

I downloaded it twice on different pc platforms and it never got past the boot up screen

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abibaba18@reddit

i can’t believe they ruined it with the crazy skins so early they usually wait atleast a month or two before it gets crazy

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Reikovsky@reddit

Play Insurgency Sandstorm, that is a game for men.

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beniciodelhomo@reddit

Damn my man why did you ever think anything new was going to be good?

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Actual_Cancer_@reddit

I know plenty of tards who live kickass lives. My ex-wife was a tard. She’s a pilot now.

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KaysaStones@reddit

Get good boi.

Had no connection and hated it at ferst. Then I got good

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Addendum_Healthy@reddit (OP)

It’s just a reskin of Cold War and cod people are way too sweaty. I feel like I need to chug 3 monsters while injecting Mountain Dew and snorting some gamer powder.

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YettiRey@reddit

I can't play modern FPS games for that reason. Everybody in them is too sweaty. A full time job and a wife and kid, I get maybe 4 solid hours of uninterrupted gaming a week.

And it's been a long time since I shot anything beyond 9mm

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Tyler_MF_Bowman@reddit

I stick with old games like Quake and modded DOOM for this reason. Don't need a connection other than these games were new when I was a kid.

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TheGreatDenali@reddit

Yeah, you can't be mildly competitive. Some lobbies, whole squads, just constantly rush you.

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LectureAdditional971@reddit

9/10 living room. Missing raw t-bone steak on the coffee table.

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Addendum_Healthy@reddit (OP)

I figured the floor was better so I can eat like my animal instincts require.

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LectureAdditional971@reddit

Lolol, such a fucking awesome response. As far as I'm concerned, you win the Internet for today.

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-E-Cross@reddit

This should be posted on r/ malelivingspace

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Addendum_Healthy@reddit (OP)

The prodigy son returns. I miss you buddy

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-E-Cross@reddit

I been posted regularly booboo

I miss you too and appreciate it

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D4rkr4in@reddit

Reread the rules, im not linking this sub to other subs, I’m linking other subs in this sub

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Addendum_Healthy@reddit (OP)

That pings other subs and you are gay

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D4rkr4in@reddit

No it doesn’t, you’ve been on this site for only 4 years newfag

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Sysmithers@reddit

Pubg > Every COd except for the og mw2

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lunaticrider209@reddit

All the new COD has been shit for a while now but that’s a sweet room you got there.

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Addendum_Healthy@reddit (OP)

Zombies is ok but multiplayer is meh to me.

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Fair, I’ve also taken a long ass break from cod so I’m not burnt out from the multiplayer. Last MP I really played was the new MWII and I enjoyed that and this MP feels a lot like that and MW2019 to me so I play it off and on. Zombies is amazing tho

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SevenBansDeep@reddit

Damn your mom has a fun looking basement

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CarrtoonJack@reddit

Idk the zombies is fire

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68spcwhore@reddit

Zombies is pretty fun

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Sesemebun@reddit

Sky is blue too

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UNIGuy54@reddit

Man…you can get a 60” TV now for like, the price to load every rifle I see in this pic. Looks like you’re over here trying to play a Gameboy from 6 feet away.

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