A restaurant where everything can be eaten.
Posted by FoundationSafe1255@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 33 comments
The plates are big slices of bread. The cutlery is made of biscuits. The glass and bottle are made out of cheese. The chairs are giant vegetables. The table is made of solidified honey. The waiters are trained farm animals. They are killed and served as food when they can no longer work efficiently as waiters. The menu for the meal is made of salty biscuits and of sugar paste for the dessert. You need to eat the name of what you want to eat before giving it back to the trained animals. New menus are made every day. You can eat everything. Each thing outside the main menu also has a price. You need to pay for each thing you eat outside the menu. Even the waiters.
userhwon@reddit
No tables. Just kitchen sinks around the edge of the room. They hand you the meal and you have to lean over the sink to eat.
GoatsWithWigs@reddit
What will the lights be made of? Bioluminescent seaweed?
fighterpilotace1@reddit
Definitely fitting for the sub. You said everything though and didn't tell me what flavors the building and all it's components are. What if I want to eat the water pipes?
FoundationSafe1255@reddit (OP)
fermented herring with chocolate sauce so people will not try to eat the building.
GoatsWithWigs@reddit
Lol but still make it edible anyway, I love it I fuckin love it
Waveofspring@reddit
Just don’t eat the sewage pipes
fighterpilotace1@reddit
I've heard they're rather shitty
Mutant_Llama1@reddit
Why would the glasses be cheese? That'd just override the taste of whatever's inside. It could be sugar glass instead.
Beetle_Facts@reddit
This is where he lost me as well
PoopDick420ShitCock@reddit
Sounds a lot like Stan’s Food Restaurant.
NotAnAIOrAmI@reddit
This reads like a fever dream of a 7 year old.
realhermitthelog@reddit
Wily ol' Willy Wonka would surely love this crazy idea.
Low-Pollution-7992@reddit
Cutlery made out of biscuits sounds like a nightmare.
raiderxx@reddit
r/wewantplates would like a word!
Upset-Basil4459@reddit
Nothing wrong with a good trencher
egmono@reddit
This was my first thought.
Turbulent-Name-8349@reddit
Everything can be eaten. Some things can only be eaten once, but those are few and far between. It's more common to have an unpleasant flavour.
So, rather than making your chairs out of some solidified food, simply change to a species of wood that doesn't have an unpleasant taste. Balsa tastes nice, there must be others.
missscifinerd@reddit
I'm sorry, did you eat it to find out? How did that go?
NiceTryAmanda@reddit
yeah let's circle back to the balsa thing
Spaceboot1@reddit
Willow is nice. Also relieves headaches.
erisod@reddit
Drywall should be gingerbread
kaoh5647@reddit
Very clever Mr. Wonka
wizzard419@reddit
Everything can be eaten... if you try hard enough.
this_might_b_offensv@reddit
A whole new meaning to tipping your waiter 🐮
MikeLinPA@reddit
🎶 Talk about your childhood wishes, you can even eat the dishes. 🎶
pennyraingoose@reddit
You had me a giant vegetable chairs.
egmono@reddit
You mean wheelchairs?
countastrotacos@reddit
Stan's Food Restaurant
isthisactuallytrue@reddit
There was a place like this at like the auto diner or restaurant or appliance or app or something near Shenandoah. It had ice cream and stuff with everything made out of the waffle cone material including utensil. Can’t remember where
ddollarsign@reddit
Once a week, at random, a patron is killed, and everybody else gets to eat them. They do get a last meal though.
MrPresident20241S@reddit
You like Willy Wonka a lot, huh?
bubbadumptruck@reddit
well this certainly is a crazy idea.
shroomigator@reddit
Anon is a cockroach