I saw this in the dadjokes subreddit, but I thought you all might like it. What is the opposite of a USB port?
Posted by GeminisTail@reddit | sailing | View on Reddit | 12 comments
USB Starboard.
Eccentrically_loaded@reddit
Good one.
May there never be a leek in your boat.
FarmNGardenGal@reddit
I grow a huge garden each year hence the user name. I had harvested a bunch of leeks one day and stuck a couple under the sink. My husband hates dealing with plumbing issues. Anyway I told him there were a couple of “leaks” under the sink. He got up, came to the kitchen and looked under the sink. I laughed. I don’t think he was entirely amused, but we are still married (25-years this winter).
overthehillhat@reddit
T'would seem that the theories of your basic relationship fundamentals
still hold water
KingJellyfishII@reddit
that's hilarious
Bokbreath@reddit
Or spend six months leaking in a boat
Effective_Store_9083@reddit
Haha good one, I got the autopilot techs on my boat right now, I'll have to crack that one
DarnSanity@reddit
Speaking of dad jokes. Why do old sailors love the sea?
Because without it they would have to carry their boats.
pixel_foxen@reddit
it's so true for sup boards lol
jh937hfiu3hrhv9@reddit
USA port green left leaving?
AnarZak@reddit
USA red right returning. craziness!
Combat_Jack6969@reddit
Ooof, yup. Eyes rolled straight back. Well done
GeminisTail@reddit (OP)
Yep, eyes rolling back, the dad joke equivalent of whiplash.