My friend’s dinner. He says seasoning food ‘just isn’t necessary’.

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FitProblem6248@reddit

And now you know your friend is secretly a psychopath.

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Not_Another_Cookbook@reddit

Delicious food is the privilege of the living

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Murky-Concert1270@reddit

His opinion is invalid obviously, how do you just not season food

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geccles@reddit

This somehow looks overdone and raw at the same time.

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dandee93@reddit

I've had good pig's feet. This looks like the chicken equivalent of the cinnamon challenge.

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SpongeJake@reddit

My wife serves pigs feet to me once.

Not saying it’s related but we are now divorced .

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KimJongFunk@reddit

They can be delicious when prepared correctly but it’s rare that they are prepared correctly :(

My sympathies tor you.

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SatansLoLHelper@reddit

Prepared properly?

Like not from a jug on the liquor store counter? That's the only place I've seen that stuff.

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dodofishman@reddit

At Korean places they do pigs feet, it's called Jokbal and it's really good!!! I have never tried the pickled stuff in the jar lol but love jokbal

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mjc500@reddit

What is it like??? Is it like a pork chop and firm or does it have tender fatty bacony gelatinous shit going on?

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kimchiman85@reddit

Is more gelatinous but has a delicious sauce and some meat for texture.

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kimchiman85@reddit

If you can find a Korean Jokbal place near you, that’s not too expensive, give it a try.

It’s a little expensive here in Korea too because they make you order large portions.

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radd_racer@reddit

I’m curious too. I happen to love bone marrow.

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I had them in a Szechuan restaurant. I probably would have liked them more if they weren’t stewed mercilessly in green peppercorns. It was like wet wintergreen-flavored flab. That said, I’ll give them another try and order jokbal if I ever see it!

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ogliog@reddit

wet wintergreen-flavored flab.

Ha, that's kind of a brilliant bit of food writing.

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Accomplished-Yam6553@reddit

I'll have to try that, I love pig's feet in menudo

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dodofishman@reddit

Yessss if you like that you'd love a good jokbal. Eat it with some serranos, garlic slices, lettuce and ssamjang 🤌🤌🤌

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Liggidy@reddit

Had one in China a couples weeks ago. Wasn’t as bad as I expected. Overall not my favorite, but I ate it all.

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StoicallyGay@reddit

It’s used in a good number of non-Western cuisine.

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belaGJ@reddit

Western cuisines, too, just not in the mcdonalds

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noothernames@reddit

My family is from Quebec and my mom used to always make ragoût de patte de cochon (pig feet stew) at Christmas. The tender meat from the feet is made into meatballs in this nice gravy. Didn't smell good while she was making it but I always looked forward to it.

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belaGJ@reddit

also in France, in Eastern Europe, many places is pretty popular

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pahamack@reddit

French cuisine too.

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aquater2912@reddit

And Italian!

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Robert_Baratheon__@reddit

Like in a soup…

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halasin97@reddit

We have a stew prepared with them in Hungary. It’s delicious :) you cook it for long hours and the stew becomes kind of sticky with all the collagen. We also add some regular meat normally

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Makei1994@reddit

If you ever have the chance to come to Germany or Austria, try "Schweinsstelze" which means pig still.

One of the best meatdishes out there.

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coldbluhded@reddit

I've had them prepared and thinly sliced. If you like a bit of chew they are interesting. Not bad.

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radd_racer@reddit

I’ve had ears and snouts before, and they were actually really good. Is it like that?

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hallerz87@reddit

Cantonese restaurants do them well

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XaeiIsareth@reddit

Needs to be thoroughly cleaned, boiled and you need heavy amount of flavour on it.

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home-and-away@reddit

There's a Nepali recipe for spicy pig's feet that is absolutely delicious. You can try it out if you like. Here's the recipe: https://junifoods.com/spicy-pig-trotter-curry-sungur-ko-khutta-ko-achar-%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%81%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%82%E0%A4%B0%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%8B-%E0%A4%96%E0%A5%81%E0%A4%9F%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%9F%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%8B/

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MetalJoe0@reddit

They do a really good job with them in Korea.

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ignorant_kiwi@reddit

It's a very common dish in Chinese cuisine. Very nice.

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WanderingMandalorian@reddit

nah bro swine is foul as it is and ur gonna eat the part it uses to walk around in its own shit all its life?

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Make_some@reddit

They’re divorced. He’s clearly looking for the right pig now.

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ike_tyson@reddit

True it's one of those things that's low key delis

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0x4cb@reddit

Gotta find a jokbal place

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WispyCombover@reddit

Oh absolutely! Smoked and then slow-cooked with dark beer for 12 hours, and the meat is so tender it falls off the bone. Delicious!

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manic_Brain@reddit

Truly, they can be quite delicious. Crispy pata, for example- delicious.

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Electrical_Craft2778@reddit

We eat cow's feet here , they are called vimbombo. Very gummy and chewey and tastey

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Sasquatchii@reddit

Pork hocks are amazing when done right.

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ExcitingStress8663@reddit

Imagine a tray of the most disgusting food you can imagine. Pigs feet, chicken feet, duck feet, chicken anus, fish eyes, pigs brain, cow lung, tripe, bull testicles, chicken liver, duck kidney, chicken heart, pigs colon, chicken gizzard, fish maw, sea cucumber, pigs tongue, pig cheeks, bull penis, pigs blood jelly, pigs liver.

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DragoTheFloof@reddit

I like chicken heart :(

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ask_about_poop_book@reddit

Hell yeah! Really hard to find here I’m Sweden, miss it from when I lived in NZ where offal was much easier to find

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DragoTheFloof@reddit

Heart meat in general is delicious! Can be a bit tough but I find it's amazingly flavorful. Wishing you luck in finding some near you :]

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Pizzacato567@reddit

Dang… I already eat half of these and love them. They’re delicious when prepared well. They’re fairly popular in my country (I live in the Caribbean)

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SpongeJake@reddit

Uh no thanks I’d rather not.

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Klutzy-Performance97@reddit

That’s a hell of a surprise. 🤢

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SpongeJake@reddit

It was. Took me a lot of effort to keep the look of revulsion away from my face.

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Klutzy-Performance97@reddit

I can imagine…

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xb10h4z4rd@reddit

Pig feet are delicious when done right and a critical component for proper pozole

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pinkielovespokemon@reddit

My mother tried to serve liver and tongue unannounced (separate occasions) when I was a kid. My siblings and I distrusted all coated meat offerings for years after that.

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wakanda_banana@reddit

The seasoning is the athlete’s foot

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madleyJo@reddit

I think it could be related…

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mtarascio@reddit

Pig feet is just pig skin, same as chicken feet.

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Dragonhaugh@reddit

As per the last chef I worked for, if you don’t like something you haven’t had it made right. Everything is good. I ate a lot of things I never had before working for him, and he was pretty much right.

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Thaumato9480@reddit

I told my ex-boyfriend that I COULD NOT eat pig tails.

He heard pig tails and went with it some months later.

"You SAID you liked them!"

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papa_f@reddit

The last bit got me. I enjoyed that tremendously.

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3i1bo3aggins@reddit

you mean she fed you hooves??

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OttersWithPens@reddit

That’s based. Im going to randomly serve pigs feet to my partner now just to see what happens

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ButterflyShrimps@reddit

Love this story. I work in a restaurant and our chef was workshopping a new dish with pig’s feet. All I could think about was pigs standing in shit.

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Traditional_Bar_9416@reddit

I think you’re now cursed as well as divorced.

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VapeRizzler@reddit

Pig feet’s are pretty gas thou

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lordunholy@reddit

To be fair I've never eaten one. It's one of the only foods I'd really have to choke down, but WOULD try. I'll never try but or any of the crazy just stupid foods. Those things taste bad because it's all they had to eat three hundred years ago. It's not good. Stop lying.

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HersheyBussySqrt@reddit

You ain't never seen't the pickled ones at the sto' down here 'n da' souf'.

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yallermysons@reddit

I see you fully committed after typing the word “ain’t” 🤣 I get it, sometimes it just takes over you

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Bilbo_Teabagginss@reddit

Whoooohegonemakeanameforhimselfhere

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birdsrkewl01@reddit

I must be from the upper crust of the sowTh

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pine-cone-sundae@reddit

I was thinking embryos, but yes

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trowawayaccountsorry@reddit

Pigs test iCals

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justzacc@reddit

Looks like a hate crime

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cakivalue@reddit

It definitely raised this year's crime stats.

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SchwinnD@reddit

I couldn't even tell what I was looking at at first

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SkippyDrinksVodka@reddit

dry and wet all at once

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Awkward_Chapter_477@reddit

Oh god.. I know what it is… They Were MICROWAVED….

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Bosscharacter@reddit

Schrödinger’s Tendies.

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SuzyElizabeth79@reddit

Yeah, I was about to say the same thing!

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Material-Assistant98@reddit

It looks like that because it’s boiled lol

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noisemonsters@reddit

l u m p s o f f l e s h

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Historical_Koala5530@reddit

I could put a thick layer of seasoning on my chicken when I bake it, temp it when it's done, and the outside still can look pink. It's a baking thing not a whatever this dude did thing.

(How I bake my chicken so all y'all know I dont do what this guy did) -brine chicken for least 30 minutes -pat dry and rub seasoning (usually garlic powder, salt, pepper, onion powder, Italian seasoning, and crushed red pepper) -bake at 450 for 15 mins(or until it temps out)

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Immatool666@reddit

450? What, you cook in a pottery kiln?

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Historical_Koala5530@reddit

When baking most meat (usually pork and poultry but it'll vary on whole or cut. steak I prefer slow and low after a nice sear) high temperature with a shorter cook time equals a moister meat, brining it beforehand makes it ultra tender, and always let your meat sit out for a minimum of 30 minutes to bring it up to room temp for an even cook and let rest for a minimum of 10 after cooking to lock the juices back in- I'm a cook

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Immatool666@reddit

How does that address a cooking temp hot enough to melt zinc?

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Historical_Koala5530@reddit

Food science. Chicken isn't zinc. Higher heat locks in moisture, shorter time prevents over cooking. The trick isn't to cook it for a certain amount of time but until it temps out to 160(technically 165 but after you take meat off heat it cooks for a few more minutes and will raise a few extra degrees. Go over 165 you risk drying it out or burning it. Some people do 425 for 30 mins, I do 450 for 15-20, or longer if it doesn't temp out after that.

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Immatool666@reddit

Sure chicken isn't zinc, chicken is far more sensitive to heat.

165 internal temp? That's burnt baby burnt.

450 for 15 minutes? WTF, are you trying to make charcoal?

Food science? I don't think you know what that means.

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Historical_Koala5530@reddit

Sir. The proper internal temp for any poultry(chicken, turkey, duck, ECT) is 165F, this is literally the safety guidelines to ensure any and all foodbourn pathogens are killed in the meat, you get baked/roasted chicken at a restaurant? It was cooked to 165.

You can try and tell me what you think you know all you want, but food is literally my job and has been since I was 16. (No not McDonald's, internships at high grade restaurants in my area and a 2 year college prep culinary course offered to me in junior year.) Truly don't believe me, feel free to use your fingers to head over to Google.

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Immatool666@reddit

Oh, Farenheit, sorry I thought we were in the 21st century. Naturally when you said degrees without a qualifier I assumed you were using the world standard.

All that education, and you don't know the difference between baked, and roasted.

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literallylateral@reddit

It’s giving microwaved from frozen solid

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Pitiful_Drop2470@reddit

Fat cooked to the plate and the edges are much more done than the middle. It's absolutely microwave from frozen.

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WhispersAtNightDnD@reddit

It’s gotta be microwaved or something. You can see the cooked juices on the plate.

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Pitiful_Drop2470@reddit

It is. The fat is cooked to the plate

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pick_up_a_brick@reddit

It’s fresh frozen

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DescriptionSilver646@reddit

Fresh frozennnnn. The most used term on Kitchen Nightmares.

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TheGreatDay@reddit

Every time I hear the phrase "Fresh Frozen" I hear in my head Gordon Ramsey going "Whaaaaat?"

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kookyabird@reddit

~~Fresh, never frozen.~~ Fresh never, frozen.

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Sky_Guy3000@reddit

This is what my frozen chicken tends to look like after being cooked in the oven.

It’s tastes as bad as it looks.

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ApprehensiveDouble52@reddit

🤣

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sparkycf272@reddit

I was thinking the same exact thing

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Pitiful_Drop2470@reddit

That's what a microwave does.

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tastefuldebauchery@reddit

Is he a snake?🐍

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Hardlyreal1@reddit

When I got into bodybuilding I didn’t season anything. I lived by bro science. I still can’t eat chicken breast to this day. A full two years of bland chicken breast ruined it for me

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mechabeast@reddit

20 minutes at 450. But if I do 600, it will done in 10. I'm a genius

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Babybutt123@reddit

Probably boiled it.

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fivemagicks@reddit

LMFAO. I don't think this could be described more accurately. Nice, dude.

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Samtoast@reddit

It looks like he put chicken into boiling water for 30 seconds

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Skullvar@reddit

Reminds me of this clip from regular show lol

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freeshavocadew@reddit

Shit man, you ain't lied

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FalafelSnorlax@reddit

Because it looks both like undercooked chicken and overcooked salmon.

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kobocha@reddit

Sure does. My guess is he microwaved these poor little chicken tiddies.

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PupPop@reddit

This is entirely possible if the chicken is not wounded to be thin enough.

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TLAU5@reddit

it's like a weird looking salmon-chicken

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heatherlj88@reddit

Like they were parboiled….

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Kenju22@reddit

Like fishsticks, burnt on the outside still frozen on the inside lol

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bellesaysmeow@reddit

also somehow wet and dry at the same time

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allegate@reddit

I thought it was just spice - like an aioli or something - until I saw the chicken comments.

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Jimbobjoesmith@reddit

right! it’s kind of impressive he was able to accomplish this 😂

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Expert-Aspect3692@reddit

I was thinking the same thing. To achieve both takes real skill.

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Kiyoko_Mami272821@reddit

Which is quite a feat 😂🤣

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hourranger@reddit

Literally came here to say this.

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Holzkohlen@reddit

I'd rather never eat meat again in my life than have to eat the abomination before my eyes.

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FishUK_Harp@reddit

I thought it was salmon for a second.

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erix84@reddit

99% sure this is the cheap frozen bagged "chicken breast" that's like 50% water / chicken broth you get for $2 a pound.

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Taric250@reddit

Exactly, at the very least, the friend of u/robtheoleander could at least cook it properly by using low heat to get it up to temperate and then high heat to finish the outside so that it's nice, deep golden brown and crispy on the outside.

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Dogamai@reddit

boiled :(

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Relevant-Mountain-11@reddit

Honestly thought it was really dry pastry of some kind...

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Keithfedak@reddit

its basically frozen chicken baked in a oven until dry

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Nomzai@reddit

Looks microwaved.

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Sharktooth134@reddit

It’s this for me. Like my eyes would just tell me that it’s not meant for consumption

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NewAccountTimeAgain@reddit

For humans. My dog would absolutely love a slab of that mixed in with her food!

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Skorne13@reddit

They look like homunculi.

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headwolf@reddit

was gonna say this. It looks dried and raw.

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SBFrog702@reddit

I'd say the one on the right is fairly undercooked. The one in the middle is very overdone.

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Sword-of-Chaos@reddit

First thing I thought was it was a plate of something cooked just enough that it’s alive and trying to crawl away.

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Worried_Spread9990@reddit

It looks microwaved

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milesbeats@reddit

Go to the clinic to get an "abort chicken"

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TrogdordaBurnanator@reddit

This reminds me of Rick and Morty season 2 episode 7...

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OttersWithPens@reddit

It is

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CollectorOfCrapExe@reddit

He's got a very particular set of skills. They don't include cooking.

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harryviolet@reddit

I thought it was raw/frozen

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shelbystroodle@reddit

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Toy_Soulja@reddit

Fucking peasant! I'm glad he at least cooked it I guess lol

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LobsterHead37@reddit

Or cooking it apparently

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bmanjayhawk@reddit

That is obviously a cry for help!

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OddAstronomer1151@reddit

This is how my dad eats. He views food solely as fuel and will steam vegetable, meat, fish, any food really etc and eat it sans salt, pepper, or any seasoning of any kind. He steamed us scallops and brussel sprouts in the Sam span a few months ago and i still shiver thinking about that meal.

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Olivia_Bitsui@reddit

I’m weeping about those poor wasted scallops ;-(

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lemonleaff@reddit

I remembered people like your dad while i was cooking the other day. It made me realize that it's sort of like a super power for them. The mental fortitude to just eat so blandly because it's just fuel anyway is astounding to me.

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0tacosam0@reddit

Your Dad wasted those scallops 😭

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LaughingBeer@reddit

I think everyone can view food this way if they want to. I've gone back and forth on it for extended periods of time in my life. I especially see food as only fuel when I'm working out a lot. I know the macro balance I need, so I'll eat bland food if I'm being lazy about it to just get to the correct macros for the day.

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jpparkenbone@reddit

I am on a diet and am moving more that direction but that really only applies to the amount I'm eating, not the flavors.

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gears50@reddit

Were your parents good cooks? Don't know anyone with this mindset who grew up eating delicious food.

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LaughingBeer@reddit

Yes, my mom is a very good cook. The first time I switched to "it's just fuel" mindset was hard, but it was tied to working out so I had a goal associated with it. However, now I can change my mindset about it pretty much at will and stick with it, until I decide to switch back.

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DallasRangerboys@reddit

Very similar to how my mind used to becoming. It feels like a superpower

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lemonleaff@reddit

I don't think i can do it, which is why i think it's borderline a super power lol. If I'm eating clean for exercise/gym reasons, i will still make it yummy and not bland. Paprika and pepper on pan-fried chicken breast, steamed ground chicken in cabbage wraps with grated ginger in the mix, etc. Adding these spices is barely any effort but will boost my motivation so much.

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Kooky-Onion9203@reddit

Yeah, bland food is revolting to me. If I actively dislike something, I won't be motivated to cook or eat it and I'll often just starve myself until I make worse decisions like binging junk food or going to McDonald's. I need to make healthy food delicious to get myself eating healthily.

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dylanholmes222@reddit

Well I cannot, I will need to be almost starving to eat whatever, it’s so fucking hard for me to bulk, even maintaining my weight is difficult as I’m so busy with little time to cook well and eating out is too expensive

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kanemane727@reddit

Mental fortitude? Brother, I call it mental illness.

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CrackinBacks@reddit

I can eat chicken breast with no seasonings all day long because I love the taste of chicken. Same with some sea food. But I realize it tastes infinitely better with some extra flavor.

It’s not something I have to grit my teeth and hunker down to enjoy. I just love chicken

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lemonleaff@reddit

That's totally a super power, or at least a positive trait for the apocalypse. In a post-apocalyptic world, the rest of us can only hope that our taste buds transition quickly.

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vamppirre@reddit

You poor child. Here's some 🌶️ for your pain.

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Sage1969@reddit

Unironically I envy him, I exercise a lot and struggle to gain weight & eat cheap. If I could just rawdog steamed veggies and boiled chicken life would be a lot easier

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OhJeezer@reddit

Being poor changed how I viewed food. I was thankful for the energy and didn't really care if it was as tasty as it could be. I still find myself eating super plain foods like that when I am struggling with my mental health and just trying to get through the day. It's better than nothing!

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cave18@reddit

I get it tbh. For some people eating is a chore

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HerrBerg@reddit

It's a chore because they make it a chore.

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dhstowe@reddit

Well if you're into weightlifting like myself it can often feel like a chore to get enough calories and/or protein every day. I find myself shoveling down meat and carbs at the end of the day when I'm not even hungry

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HerrBerg@reddit

But I'll bet you actually enjoy food with seasoning instead of robotically eating everything completely plain. If you were lifting to the point of not being able to enjoy food, then you'd better be doing it as a job otherwise that's just a form of disorder.

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FromTheGulagHeSees@reddit

I get it too but cooking bland food makes it even more of a chore to eat lol

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Crackheadwithabrain@reddit

Might as well drink gasoline instead of water since we're just fueling up!

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soupinmymug@reddit

Eating disorders or childhood trauma can do that to you. Certain medications too

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JennyWillz@reddit

Can you elaborate more about how childhood trauma contributes to that mindset?

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soupinmymug@reddit

Oh sure there’s a lot of way maybe your mom forced you to finish her plate all the time when you were actually allergic and didn’t figure that out till being a teen or adult hood maybe your appearance didn’t really feed you that much as a child so you just grew up Cooking for yourself and got familiar with stuff that doesn’t have a lot of flavor because you didn’t know how to cook. I’ve heard of grandparents that don’t take their grandchildren allergy seriously and have had major ER moments I think anything like that would be enough to traumatize someone away from just eating in general if you constantly grew up like that. Either just examples off the top of my head. There’s a bunch more. I’m sure.

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JennyWillz@reddit

Ohh wow, yeah i definitely agree with you. Thanks for sharing your insight!

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Sensitive_Yellow_121@reddit

Some people just have different taste buds too. I think most people overemphasize food in their lives because it's an addiction and I'm betting that these people aren't overweight as often.

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soupinmymug@reddit

Idk why you got downvoted ESPECIALLY after Covid

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Turbulent_Cat_5731@reddit

I associate the taste of rich foods and stale cooking oil with a really weird kind of gut ache that I always got from them as a kid. Even the smell of stale cooking oil wafting through a food court gets me nauseous.

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Kooky-Onion9203@reddit

Why even bother buying scallops at that point? If food is just fuel, there's absolutely no reason to splurge on expensive protein sources.

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rhymes_with_mayo@reddit

they must have been on clearance

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Kooky-Onion9203@reddit

That would have to be some serious clearance, scallops are normally like 5x as much per pound as chicken breast and 2/3 the protein.

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bulgogi19@reddit

Wow, he made Fart Nuggets of the Sea

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mrmagic64@reddit

If I could think like this, I would probably be thin. But I’m pretty sure my wife would leave me.

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jumbo53@reddit

At that point just blend everything into a smoothie

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permalink_save@reddit

steamed us scallops

This hurts my soul to read

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spleen4spleen@reddit

that sounds horrid lol. also scallops seem like a weird choice for the food is only fuel contingent

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voisonous-Valor@reddit

I mean

He’s correct

Seasoning is unnecessary

But that doesn’t mean he’s RIGHT

Unseasoned meat is miserable

Not to mention this just looks dry as hell…I’m not even the one eating it and I can already imagine the bland, flavorless meat that fills me not with satisfaction, but of disappointment, dread, a chicken was slaughtered for the sole purpose of consumption, and that it will, despite the slog such a task will amount to be, but to call what has been done to this chicken as anything but disrespect would be a bold-faced lie.

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Glittering-Wonder576@reddit

Jeez I hate to cook but I can do better than that. Yikes.

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ThenEchidna@reddit

thats diabolical

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Meauxjezzy@reddit

Seasoning may be unnecessary but cooking is essential

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Tndnr82@reddit

What animal shits that color?

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elginx@reddit

Your friend might be a psychopath

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robtheoleander@reddit (OP)

Asked him why he didn’t eat it with a condiment at least like he usually does. He said ‘I usually do but I took it out of the oven and it looked so good I got impatient’

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ieatlotsofvegetables@reddit

😐

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JetstreamGW@reddit

… is that not mayonnaise on the far right one?

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Joshua_Astray@reddit

His taste buds are shot

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Putrid-Effective-570@reddit

Is your friend bulking? If so, I wouldn’t give them grief about unseasoned food. Getting enough protein without too much salt is hard.

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1egg_4u@reddit

OP we NEED to know what "condiment" means, what is his condiment of choice?!

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Independent_Lab_9853@reddit

I’m guessing either ketchup or ranch dressing

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Fruitypebblefix@reddit

Or mayo 😂

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1egg_4u@reddit

A sick part of me wonders if it's mayonnaise

(But we all know it's ketchup)

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Horvo@reddit

I love Mayo with chicken, it’s a no brainer.

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1egg_4u@reddit

Im not going to pretend like it is a combination that has never found its way into my life before

But im not proud of it. Im a disgusting mayonnaise slut :(

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thehypnodoor@reddit

I'm jealous. That shit is nasty to me

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Horvo@reddit

Mayo with chicken, Mayo with fries, Mayo in ramen. There’s little it can’t do.

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bunchedupwalrus@reddit

I’m not judging but it’s wild how varied people can be. I hate mayo with an extreme passion, a single drop of it on any bite food ruins it for me.

Doesn’t matter if it’s mixed into other sauces or on its own. I can always tell if it’s in there and it always immediately kills my appetite

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1egg_4u@reddit

Mayo in ramen? Wouldnt it be chunky or do youhave to aggresively mix it how does it work to put sauce in a soup?

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Horvo@reddit

I was shocked, but if you create an emulsion by adding the broth slowly to the Mayo while whisking, you get a super rich, creamy broth without any oily/greasy/mayo flavour.

I personally prefer to do that method with an egg yolk over Mayo, but it’s extra work.

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1egg_4u@reddit

First you had my attention but now you have my interest...

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Horvo@reddit

Yeah if you think about it mayo is essentially just fats/oil like you’d find in a really rich ramen broth. Definitely give it a try sometime! Make sure to add the broth slowly while whisking to keep the emulsion from splitting.

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AdInternal323@reddit

fuck the mayo in ramen i just crack a couple eggs in mine

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Horvo@reddit

A COUPLE? Look at mr. Money Bags over here! /s

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Yoankah@reddit

If it makes you feel better, last night I was watching a cooking competition with Michelin-star chefs. One team roasted a turkey in a layer of mayo and the result got praised by the judge with a comment saying mayo's a magic ingredient. :) If it's good enough for them, then surely you have no reason to be ashamed.

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cthulhucultist94@reddit

"disgusting mayonnaise slut" is my new favorite insult.

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prairiepanda@reddit

I dipped chicken strips into soft serve ice cream and had no regrets. Not quite as good as fries in ice cream, though.

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sneak_cheat_1337@reddit

Mayo would be the saving grace. Its a decomposed chicken salad

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unzestykim@reddit

I’m desperately hoping you meant “deconstructed” rather than “decomposed”!

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LokisDawn@reddit

Just a matter of time.

TBH, this dudes taste buds (or rather lack thereof) probably save a lot of money. Bit awkward when you want to invite guests to dinner, though.

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sneak_cheat_1337@reddit

I said what i said

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Independent_Lab_9853@reddit

Oh god. I hadn’t thought of mayo but you could be right lol

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fucccboii@reddit

who tf doesnt eat chicken with mayo?

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MaybeAPerson_no@reddit

Who tf eats chicken with mayo?

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fucccboii@reddit

not you?

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MaybeAPerson_no@reddit

I only like mayo when in sauces but chicken dipped in chicken as a dipping sauce just sounds 🤢

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GetMeOutThisBih@reddit

Wait til you find out what they batter chicken with 🤯

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MaybeAPerson_no@reddit

Not mayonnaise 🤯

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fucccboii@reddit

well now you have something to look forward to

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BreezyG1320@reddit

most Americans, if it’s in a sandwich

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UseaJoystick@reddit

Honestly I was thinking mustard.

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1egg_4u@reddit

You madman

Mustard surely is too much flavour for this young man

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UseaJoystick@reddit

Probably why I would have done it. I need better seasoning

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GoreyGopnik@reddit

blanched mayochup chicken giblets, old family recipe

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Crackheadwithabrain@reddit

If he says ketchup I stgggg

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led3777@reddit

Water to not ruin the flavor profile

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Zeppelanoid@reddit

Sloppy steaks, but chicken

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Vegetable_Maize_6166@reddit

Slop em up

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NudeFoods@reddit

Maybe his friend used to be a piece of shit?

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NudeFoods@reddit

They can’t stop you from ordering a glass of water

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JP050887@reddit

Milk Chicken with some fine jelly beans

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kenbunniebreakfast@reddit

Raw jelly beans of course

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sneak_cheat_1337@reddit

Reduce your water by half. Think about adding salt then don't

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Sailed_Sea@reddit

Your tears as you est this is enough.

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Pineapple_Facts@reddit

I am a friend of the accused horrible eater, and the condiment is indeed ketchup…😔

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MFbiFL@reddit

Do they not know about things like salt or Thai chili sauce? Chop it and put it into a tortilla with some pico or salsa?

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Pineapple_Facts@reddit

I told him I’m going to buy him seasonings/olive oil and he has to try using them at least once…if that doesn’t work he may be a lost cause!

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PerritoMasNasty@reddit

Yeah, maybe honey. Something only kids would put on it.

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Death_By_Dreaming_23@reddit

I’m thinking the same, but this is the kind of person that thinks ketchup is spicy.

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JayTheFordMan@reddit

Mayonnaise at most I reckon

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Mr-Yuk@reddit

Jesus no... at least do something like BBQ... ketchup on chicken who the does that?

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notabigmelvillecrowd@reddit

My Filipino friend. Every. Single. Day. A whole rotisserie chicken, and a stomach turning quantity of ketchup.

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sneak_cheat_1337@reddit

Ranch or bbq. He's too grown for ketchup

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Zech08@reddit

... and after he said he doesn't need seasoning? Should slap him with that piece of meat.

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youngestmillennial@reddit

Milk

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wasdninja@reddit

Distilled water.

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CoffeeAndDachshunds@reddit

Tears is my guess

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TigerChow@reddit

Too salty, too much flavor

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robtheoleander@reddit (OP)

Ketchup.

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1egg_4u@reddit

I fucking knew it lol

OP this young man is a legend

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BinjaNinja1@reddit

Come on we all know it’s ketchup, ketchup for everything.

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Scared_Astronaut9377@reddit

You were right.

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mike_toober@reddit

Ketchup with mayo....nnaise 🤮

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achaedia@reddit

Mayo

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Activated_Raviolis@reddit

It didn't look good, OP.

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pisspot26@reddit

Read this in Ron Howard's voice

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kid_sleepy@reddit

Narrator: “It didn’t.”

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Natural_Office_5968@reddit

Ron Howard: “It didn’t.”

I hate this “narrator” meme, we’re all thinking of Ron Howard’s voice, just pay the man his dues lol.

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kid_sleepy@reddit

The whole point of him doing it the way he was is because you have to know the voice to put it together.

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Crackheadwithabrain@reddit

Ty for thinking of us little people

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Natural_Office_5968@reddit

I’d rather share the joy of Arrested Development with people! Let people get curious and look up Ron Howard. No need to make it some in joke. I really don’t see how that adds to the joke anyway.

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kid_sleepy@reddit

This is sharing the joy. It’s the whole idea of the show.

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Natural_Office_5968@reddit

No.. the whole idea of the show was a “The Office” style mockumentary sitcom about a cast of kooky characters watching their lives fall apart. ATP I’m positive I’m talking to a Reddit chatbot bc what?

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kid_sleepy@reddit

Are you joking?

The show relies on you to know what certain references are made. Ron Howard isn’t credited.

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Natural_Office_5968@reddit

I seem to remember the credits of, like, every episode having his name as an executive producer? Maybe he wasn’t credited as “The Narrator” but he certainly was credited

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Natural_Office_5968@reddit

Did you not watch the show? He definitely was credited in the show. He played himself and George Michael dated Rebel?

What are u on

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horrormetal@reddit

Speak for yourself, I hear Morgan Freeman, thank you

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throwaway4161412@reddit

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present to you: Morgan Freeman.

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Natural_Office_5968@reddit

Might as well say David Attenborough too then

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throwaway4161412@reddit

Absolutely

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Princess_Slagathor@reddit

I read it as Kristen Bell, Gossip Girl narrator.

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Natural_Office_5968@reddit

… That’s one way to say you’ve never seen Arrested Development. It’s referring to the gag of Ron Howard being a snarky narrator.. not just.. any narrator at all

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MahanaYewUgly@reddit

He is uncredited on purpose

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go9lin@reddit

Sounding like one of those body builders that reason unseasoned food is good because "food is fuel, and if it tastes good, you'll overeat"

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MPHPosrs@reddit

...then what's the goop underneath then the one on the right...

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MarsScully@reddit

I’m honestly impressed if someone really can get any satisfaction from eating this

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StealthyShinyBuffalo@reddit

Well. I'm one of those people who enjoy plain rice and plain chicken even though I don't mind if it's seasoned.

I also prefer my salad plain and will simply refuse to eat it with any kind of dressing. My father tried to indulge me with half a cucumber 'unseasoned' and was appalled when I went to wash the salt off it.

Part of it is from having a very sensitive mouth that will hurt from some condiments and the other part is not being so used to extra salt and everything that you can actually enjoy the natural taste the chicken and vegetables on their own.

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LazyLich@reddit

but see now... "plain" rice and "plain" chicken is not actually terrible.
I'm using quotes because, if you just put enough salt to activate the flavors, plain chicken and rice can be bomb as hell!

The carb-y taste with the chickeny umami all blended and accented with the just-enough salt...
Personally, I'd pai it with a glass of milk, as the "weight" of the milk and the umami of the cream really ties it all together, though you could go with the "refreshing flavor" of water too (though I think a spritz of lemon in the water or on the chicken would crank that up).

BUT... there are ARE mfs out there that REALLY eat truly plain chicken and rice... usually workout-types that dont care about taste.

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StealthyShinyBuffalo@reddit

When I say plain, I really mean plain without salt or lemon or anything. I'm not a workout type and I do care about the taste. In my own way.

I can eat it properly seasoned but I will sometimes choose to have it that way instead because it tastes good to me.

I would never have thought of pairing it with a glass of milk, though. See, that sounds weird to me.

To each their own. I guess.

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Friendly-Lawyer-6577@reddit

I mean, as someone who diets relatively often, this is not unusual for a diet meal and would look good when im hungry.

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Legitimate-Long5901@reddit

Which diets don't allow seasoning?

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Friendly-Lawyer-6577@reddit

Seasoning makes food taste too good. Makes you more likely to overeat. When you are eating at levels where you are simply permitting yourself to get to the level of somewhat hungry but not famished the entire day, then you dont want seasoning.

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hungry2know@reddit

Exactly, this meal looks delicious to a health nut who wants to starve themselves but needs nutrients for sustenance

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LazyLich@reddit

There are people out there that simply dont seek satisfaction from eating.
That eating is "just a thing they have to do," but either dont care about taste, or dont care enough to put any effort in seeking better flavors.

It's a way of thinking alien to most of us, I know.

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Flat_News_2000@reddit

I mean, chicken tastes good on its own so it wouldn't be bad.

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Lost_Found84@reddit

There’s about 400 million Africans waiting to impress you.

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nooneatallnope@reddit

Some people a texture people. I personally love just straight boiled chicken, nothing on it, just the salt from the water.

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PivotPsycho@reddit

People are weird, someone I know does chicken like this with bread and boiled potato... Like what!?

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Magmagan@reddit

I'm hungry rn and I've downed boiled chicken in the past. I'm down, just drop a bit of soy sauce on top and I'm gucci

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asics_shoes_4eva@reddit

It's kind of awesome actually.

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Stefdoesntknow@reddit

Good? Literally looks raw and I can't figure out what the hell is that white...substance...

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Mash_Ketchum@reddit

You have to wonder if he has a smell or taste issue. A lot of people with anosmia (no sense of smell) also have a very impaired sense of taste.

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Moyer1666@reddit

Was the oven on? Lol

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upvotechemistry@reddit

Oven? I would have bet that chicken was boiled in unsalted tap water

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yogabbagabba2341@reddit

Omg I can’t believe it 😂

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roomswithwalls@reddit

The oven? Looks like he boiled it

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lizardground@reddit

Nah, chicken breast looks like this when you bake it with nothing on it. This is how we made our chicken for the salad bar when I worked in a kitchen. Just chopped it up in pieces after. If you bake it too long it gets this weird hard texture on top.

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noho-homo@reddit

I'm genuinely confused by everyone freaking out about how it looks, this just looks like straight up regular baked chicken. Have most people never baked plain chicken before?! Granted, I wouldn't eat it plain, but this is pretty normal for getting some basic cooked chicken to throw into salads or sandwiches or whatever.

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RatherGoodDog@reddit

No, because we are humans not robots in meat suits pretending to be normal.

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noho-homo@reddit

You don't have to season chicken if its going into a dish that is heavily sauced and flavoured. It's way more versatile to just batch up a ton of plain chicken than to season it with a specific flavor and be limited to what you can use it in.

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RatherGoodDog@reddit

Have the decency to at least fry it for god's sake.

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Raivix@reddit

Not even salt and pepper? Wowza

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lizardground@reddit

No, some of the guys had specific tastes or diets so there was always a section that was very plain like this available and then we had actual good food seperately lol. If we put salt on everything then someone who can't have much sodium couldn't eat that day.

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Mikeologyy@reddit

Bro got too impatient to shake a couple shakers over it but had time to snap a photo to send you lmao

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Snowing_Throwballs@reddit

There should be some sort of criminal penalty for this

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Zyrobe@reddit

like an orc

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cherrybombbb@reddit

Is he an alien??? 😂

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Elegron@reddit

Loving that trail of congealed slime oozing out of the one on the right

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Greaterdivinity@reddit

and it looked so good

I think your friend might be in dire need of prescription glasses.

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Derivative_Kebab@reddit

And prescription taste buds.

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Nacho_Papi@reddit

Poor fellow never got his taste buds back after covid.

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jessknotok@reddit

My mom hasn't been able to smell or taste since December 2019 and she still seasons her food 😂

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WholeBlueBerry4@reddit

I'm congenital Anosmia; have never smelled anything yet I would NOT touch this with a ten foot fork

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Princess_Slagathor@reddit

I would. But only for the opportunity to hold a ten foot fork.

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coyotelurks@reddit

I think I'd unalive myself if I lost my ability to enjoy eating. It's one of the only pleasures I have left

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prairiepanda@reddit

Same thing happened to my mom. Now she adds way too much salt and spices.

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Biz_quit@reddit

Is that a side effect because of covid?

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jessknotok@reddit

If you're asking if she got it from Covid then yes she got sick and lost taste/smell. If you're asking if that's one of the possible side effects of Covid then also yes.

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mashari00@reddit

What if they were asking about something completely different? That would be nonsensical of them, I think.

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Nox_Alas@reddit

But also yes.

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kjackson1969@reddit

He ain't got taste buds, he's got taste enemies.

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petrichorandpuddles@reddit

this got me haha

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FreshEggKraken@reddit

It might be better to just put the poor sap out of his misery, tbh

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happyapy@reddit

Cut the guy a bit of slack. Maybe it looked so good because he has been on a clear liquid diet for the last thirteen days.

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female_wolf@reddit

😂😂😂

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EducationalGrab3553@reddit

His friend just has the pallet of a dog with stomach issues. Rice and unseasoned chicken hits for him.

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chaseizwright@reddit

”NOW.. Mrs. Riley.. AND ONLY MRS. RILEY.. How many fingers am I holding up now..?”

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mrmasturbate@reddit

you should keep an eye on this one

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Khanman5@reddit

I'm not sure whether your friend needs a therapist, or an exorcist.

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duck-duck--grayduck@reddit

As a therapist my vote is exorcist.

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DeithWX@reddit

Did the forget to turn the oven on?

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kvnScd@reddit

You're telling me the blob on the right side of the plate isn't the condiment?

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TurquoiseLeggings@reddit

Looked so good he got impatient but also paused to either take a picture or let someone else take one?

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mattatmac@reddit

My man might explode if he had any kind of ethnic food if he's making comments like this

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JLifts780@reddit

Was this guy’s tongue removed from his mouth?

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My_Work_Accoount@reddit

I'm about as utilitarian of an eater as one can get but even the chicken I tossed in the instant pot last night had some pepper and garlic powder to give it a bit of seasoning...

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FelixMartel2@reddit

If I could enjoy such simple things, I could live like a king on SNAP benefits alone.

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wheelzgonnasqueak@reddit

This made me snort laugh.

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TyrantTr1z@reddit

I'm not trolling, but your friend might be going through depression. Ask him if everything is okay.

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blobitglobit@reddit

Honestly hope he’s trolling

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Digitalmodernism@reddit

Is he Dutch?

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StopFalseReporting@reddit

Tbh I think he’s just not a good cook. I suspect he’d eating seasoned food at a restaurant but doesn’t do it himself because he doesn’t know how (and maybe is lazy to learn)

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Ori_the_SG@reddit

That slop on the top right of the plate is disgusting. Is that supposed to be chicken?!

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k8t13@reddit

too impatient for salt or garlic, far too impatient for ketchup 😭

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Buttascotchboss@reddit

Are we sure this isn’t human meat?

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bjlwasabi@reddit

Does your friend religiously work out? This looks like the meal of a gym bro.

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blazinazn007@reddit

Wait he cooked that mucous in THE OVEN?! Shit looks boiled to hell and back. What temp did he bake it on?

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GrouchyVillager@reddit

it's raw

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MikeMikeMike23@reddit

Oven?! I'd swear he boiled this.

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marz_shadow@reddit

Ah yes, the oven. This man is truly crazy for just putting chicken into an oven. I’m shocked he doesn’t just eat raw meat

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AnitaIvanaMartini@reddit

He must be very, very thin.

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gangaskan@reddit

Think your friend should get his taste buds checked.

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Ramps_@reddit

Could be a smoker or something. Plenty of ways to mess up your sense of taste.

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gangaskan@reddit

True

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betelgeuse_boom_boom@reddit

Is he British by any chance?

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No_Click_2139@reddit

Oh okay good it's not an every time thing. I have a body builder friend who doesn't season his chicken and rice because it will taste better and he will crave more food than he needs. That is a eating disorder.

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ImPrettyDoneBro@reddit

So he never goes to a restaurant and thinks "wow this looks great I wonder how they do it."

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Roque14@reddit

Is your friend ok?

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AdjectiveNoun111@reddit

He oven cooked this? It looks microwaved

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vibrantcrab@reddit

Is your friend Raymond Holt?

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babsmagicboobs@reddit

Has he seen an ophthalmologist lately?

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PIusNine@reddit

Is your friend a french bull dog that can use an oven? What the hell?

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Syhkane@reddit

You're friend is suffering. Bring him to an optometrist, this isn't funny.

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whoknows130@reddit

Asked him why he didn’t eat it with a condiment at least like he usually does. He said ‘I usually do but I took it out of the oven and it looked so good I got impatient’

I never put any seasoning on my stuff and eat it plain after cooked.

For one thing, It's better than you think. By never using salt, you can actually taste the natural salt & flavor in meat. Secondly, i'm a CHF patient, so it's a good idea for us to avoid salt anyway.

On the flip-side, Zero salt consumption means minimal water retention. So i always look extra 'ripped' in the Gym! You'd be suprised just how much water weight you carry around on a daily basis, mainly due to salt consumption.

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diviken@reddit

He said ‘I usually do but I took it out of the oven and it looked so good I got impatient’

This made me scream in disbelief

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Different-Emphasis30@reddit

The caucasity of this man….

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YangGain@reddit

Whatever your friend’s suggestion on anything in life, please see it with a grain of salt.

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Lostallthefucksigive@reddit

Does he lift? Or work out and track his diet closely? Some body builder types will just eat plain chicken like this, idk why seasoning is something they’d avoid 🤷🏼‍♀️

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that_greenmind@reddit

How does that look good? And even with a single condiment thats a sad fucking meal (and lacks a lot of vital nutrients).

I legitimately question if your friend should see doctors about this. If theres some underlying mental cause of this, for one, but two, because if this is their 'standard meal,' theyre likely malnourished and should see a doctor to make sure it hasnt caused any serious problems.

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UnholyDemigod@reddit

Rage bait.

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-_-Notmyrealaccount@reddit

He got impatient? How much patience do you need to grab a bottle out of the fridge?

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Wise_Wait_3054@reddit

I’m genuinely horrified, thanks.

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apocalypse_later_@reddit

May I ask what the cultural background / race of your friend is? For research purposes 🥲

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Engi_Doge@reddit

Do your friend like....chew food? Sounds to me like the food just passes his toungue and straight into his belly hence why he doesn't need flavour

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vishy_swaz@reddit

Are you the friend

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Possible_Dig_1194@reddit

Are they on the spectrum or got some food aversion issues? Serious question

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truenoblesavage@reddit

is your friend blind

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huxtiblejones@reddit

lol Jesus dude, did he put it in for 5 minutes at 200°?

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gsfgf@reddit

On a scale of one to Richard Nixon, how drunk was he?

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Square-Goat-3123@reddit

I thought the one on the right had mayo on it for a second.

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PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS@reddit

OP, is your friend actually just a pit bull or something?

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PigFarmer1@reddit

It helps to turn the oven on.

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brownstainsallaround@reddit

Those were microwaved.

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ComprehensiveRip3122@reddit

That’s the craziest shit he could have said in that moment

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phoenix2662@reddit

OPs friend has never heard about sauce.

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sh0ryuu@reddit

What kind of animal is your friend? Mountain Lion?

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Alecarte@reddit

Did he just get out of prison?

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Jonkinch@reddit

He still didn’t eat it according to the picture.

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Sk3L1Yy@reddit

It looks like raw fish

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AnIdiotAmongstUs@reddit

Can I teach your friend how to cook OP? Abominations like this can't happen, and be accepted in society

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Significant-Car-8671@reddit

Did he legit just microwave that? How can it be dry, yet raw?

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bbyhousecow@reddit

This is sadness on a plate

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sortan00b@reddit

Euthanasia can be a viable medical option in circumstances like these

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ASAP-BUBBY@reddit

Are they balls?

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Igglywampus@reddit

Is your friend british?

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LongAlienFinger@reddit

Y’all will fall for anything

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Electrical_Ebb_7551@reddit

He forgot to add flavor……….

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RyouIshtar@reddit

I'm not a fan of PETA, but I feel we should sacrifice your friend to PETA....

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Colonelkok@reddit

Man I would ran to the store, bought chicken and made and had him try it to make a point. Friends don’t let friends go seasonless

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Lizardrunner@reddit

That one second from the left looks like a severed penis

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Dibaded@reddit

I agree. Seasonings aren't necessary.

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skonthebass24@reddit

Probably drinks his own urine as well

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karmicrelease@reddit

Even Psychopaths like Hannibal Lecter season their food

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Laarye@reddit

Who hurt him...?

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knitely@reddit

I believe your friend just made Chicken Jerky my friend

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Shado-Foxx@reddit

Just one question: is she ⚪️?

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send_nose123@reddit

Reminds me of when I cooked chicken back in 4th grade

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Silver-Instruction73@reddit

This pic made me gag

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AimlessPrecision@reddit

So upsetting.

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alazystoner420@reddit

This is extremely offensive to every single meat eating creature on this planet, other than your friend it seems.

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thewolfrat@reddit

Even as a vegetarian I’m disgusted; like buffalo wings & stuff I get but how are you gonna take a life for THIS 😭

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detahramet@reddit

A chicken died for this.

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Hyperhavoc5@reddit

I’d be so pissed if I were the chicken dude

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LairdPeon@reddit

Maybe. I'm not so sure it's chicken.

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xXroonilXx@reddit

A chicken died for no season 😔

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Almainyny@reddit

I’m willing to call this desecration of a corpse.

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Doppelthedh@reddit

Sure as hell dessication of one

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Inner-Cupcake-6809@reddit

I think I’m going to have to call the police.

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HelloKittyX0624@reddit

My name is Karen and I’ve already called the them.

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Simplebudd420@reddit

I sure as shit hope you escalated it straight to the manager as well this is offensive and big time needs some fixings

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barkbarkgoesthecat@reddit

Now you got me wondering if the police has a manager system and is that something you can ask for?

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Significant-Mud2572@reddit

Yes and yes you can. They have a command structure they are supposed to follow.

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Anasazi-yonedi@reddit

"Suppose to follow"

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barkbarkgoesthecat@reddit

If I keep asking for the managers manager, do I end up shooting pool with the president?

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EndMySufferingNowPlz@reddit

Ya you'll stop at the mayor

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Ecstaticismm@reddit

Finally, a Karen making a completely justifiable 911 call. I applaud you.

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141_1337@reddit

Officer, that's dastardly criminal right there. Take the shot.

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L181G@reddit

That one piece on the very right would send a seasoned crime scene detective running for the door to hurl.

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Guvnah-Wyze@reddit

Nothing seasoned is getting within 5 km of this dish

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LFGX360@reddit

Where is PETA when you need them?

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Spready_Unsettling@reddit

If this is their usual dinner, a lot of animals will be going through terrible lives only to end up like this.

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PerfectlySoggy@reddit

Three chickens died for this blasphemous meal

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Spartanias117@reddit

2.5 chickens specifically.

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McNughead@reddit

At least he did not try to make it taste like plants. Imagine killing a animal only to make it taste like paprika.

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kid_sleepy@reddit

Actually as it looks like only breast meat, two chickens died for this.

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Simple_Mastodon9220@reddit

rip

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WarNo3901@reddit

That poor poor chicken.

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jsr91@reddit

Looks like the guy who ate it might too.

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agoia@reddit

At least 3 chickens died for this

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Get_Fucked_101@reddit

At least he's eating it. People are entitled to like whatever stupid disgusting shit they like.

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NotsoSmokeytheBear@reddit

And Martin Luther king junior died for our sins but we still out here sinning.

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AnIdiotAmongstUs@reddit

Multiple chickens died for this. There are 4 tenders, and you can only get 2 per chicken. This still hurts my soul you don't even need seasoning to cook it properly

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InsertRadnamehere@reddit

You can get at least 4 tenders per chicken. 2 per breast. More with bigger breasts.

I used to make them for work.

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RiotForChange@reddit

Cooking it better and refusing to season it is better than this, sure. But it's still wrong. Season your food, mother christ

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MyNameIsSkittles@reddit

At least 2 chickens died for this, chickens only have 2 sides to each breast lol

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gsfgf@reddit

Tyson is working on changing that

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MyNameIsSkittles@reddit

Glad I'm in Canada

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fucccboii@reddit

yeah thats what they tell us

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squishgallows@reddit

TYSON HEX BREASTS WITH SIX SIDES TO A TIT - YOU'LL HATE IT, BUT YOU WONT STOP EATING IT

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lord_geryon@reddit

Hording the secret tenders?! Blasphemy!!

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pikachurbutt@reddit

Multiple chickens died for this, and their deaths now have no honor.

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SubstantialPressure3@reddit

A few chickens. Those are "tenderloins". Those chickens were murdered twice.

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Big_baddy_fat_sack@reddit

Multiple chicken died for this (looks like 4 tenders to me).

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ayemateys@reddit

Saddest part

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mauvewaterbottle@reddit

I think even the non-meat eaters might be offended by this one

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0bel1sk@reddit

non meat eater here. at least he’s being consistent and actually committing to liking the flavor of meat. so many people can’t eat a vegetable because they don’t know how to or don’t season them.., but they’ll spend hours smoking, injecting, roasting meat in any way to give it flavor and then credit the meat.

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DogadonsLavapool@reddit

Am vegetarian, can confirm. If I were to be eaten, I'd rather be seasoned properly as opposed to being whatever that waste is.

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aHoNevaGetCo@reddit

Well the creature that is OP's friend did eat it so it didn't actually go to waste

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Dingusatemybabby@reddit

Vegan of 19 years here. Yes, offended. If animals are going to die anyway please do it right.

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x7he6uitar6uy@reddit

If anything, they’re even more offended than meat eaters. This is just plain disrespectful to those poor chickens that THIS was their fate.

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ZazaB00@reddit

How many non-human creatures are cooking meat on this planet?

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Kinetic_Strike@reddit

Humans are the only meat eating creature on the planet that cook and season their food...

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Baculum7869@reddit

This is how my sister eats her chicken, not even salt or pepperfrom the table shakers. Just chicken, then she'll also say the jar spaghetti sauce is too spicy

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_EnglishFry_@reddit

So wild animals season their dead deer?

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Exciting-Ad-5705@reddit

Blood is flavor

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Scrabulon@reddit

No but they also don’t cook it… however the fuck it was done here or at all

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houseswappa@reddit

Imagine dying for this

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ex-farm-grrrl@reddit

My dog would be ok with it

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No_Translator2218@reddit

I watched a tiger eat an antelope ass first.

I think most animals would eat this dinner.

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ConfidenceFragrant80@reddit

Not mine.

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PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS@reddit

Maybe your dog is OP's friend

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Iamblikus@reddit

Most meat eating creatures don’t season their food.

Or even cook it.

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BuckRusty@reddit

Fun Fact: lions and tigers and bears (oh my) don’t season their meat, either…

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jayforwork21@reddit

It is seasoned, in the blood of it's enemies which is probably quite tasty...

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Diligent_Ad7070@reddit

The chicken looking at this from the stars 😔

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col3man17@reddit

Humans are the only meat eaters that season food btw.

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ToBePacific@reddit

We’re also the only ones that create music, architecture, film, etc. Live a little.

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hey_im_cool@reddit

What a bizarre strawman argument

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col3man17@reddit

This isn't even a straw man argument. Just a statement. Why everyone getting so worked up

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hey_im_cool@reddit

I’m talking about the person who responded to you

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col3man17@reddit

Ahh gotcha, my apologies!

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Accomplished-Union10@reddit

Lmao fr. This is some top-tier Reddit retardation

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shmed@reddit

How does your argument supports the idea that "This is extremely offensive to every single meat eating creature on this planet, other than your friend it seems."

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ToBePacific@reddit

It doesn’t. That’s not an argument I was making.

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InspectahWren@reddit

I know this is Reddit but not everything needs to be a fucking debate

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idwthis@reddit

I'd say birds create music. We call it birdsong, after all.

Maybe crickets, too, could qualify as music creators.

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PunkRockMakesMeSmile@reddit

Guess what! I got a fevah! And the only prescription is more bullfrog!

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parkrat92@reddit

Crickettune

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PNW_Forest@reddit

There's the point... aaaaand you missed it.

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techo-soft-girl@reddit

My cat sings me the song of his people every night at 3am

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3000pounds@reddit

You thought you dropped some deep epic truth bomb here huh

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col3man17@reddit

Not at all, just a simple stoned comment from yesterday

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Accomplished-Union10@reddit

Whoa dude, no fucking way? Do you think we’re also the only meat eaters that drive cars and use wifi too?

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CrustyFlapsCleanser@reddit

All those cooking lions

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GreekHole@reddit

I don't think foxes seasons the chickens they eat.

I agree that chicken should be seasoned, but it's not really necessary if you got some type of gravy with it instead.

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I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM@reddit

He's desecrated an animal.

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Dantethebald1234@reddit

My college roomate would microwave frozen skinless chicken breasts. Even he used some soy sauce or seasoning of some sort. That is when I suspected that I never saw any women he was bringing home because he was killing them.

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st_st__@reddit

"I don't need to season you chicken, you are perfect just the way you are, thank you for the sustenance"

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Millenniauld@reddit

Straight up that is what tenderloins look like baked. It ain't pretty. But you break those down and remove the tendon and the ends and mix it into any easy pasta meal dish and you won't know it looked like boiled shit when bare.

Bare always looks awful.

Better this broken down and mixed into cheap pre-made pasta packets than someone goes hungry. Or their kids go hungry.

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AntiRepresentation@reddit

Most meeting eating creatures do not season and cook their food.

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CaptConspicuous@reddit

Jesus died for all your sins, except this one.

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AdvancedBlacksmith66@reddit

Wolves season their meat?

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PNW_Forest@reddit

Sorry to say this but my cat would go rabid trying to get at this plate... maybe OP's friend is a domestic cat?

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Turbulent_Egg_5427@reddit

Yeah. Cuz, ya know, all those lions out there spicing up their hyena carcass with some of that saffron before they throw it on the grill.

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alleysunn@reddit

Hey now, my dogs would probably eat this....if they had no other choice...

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DankeSebVettel@reddit

Is it raw?

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Wide-Bird9468@reddit

Does he boil his chicken , too….

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yallarefkd@reddit

So, how was it?

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__Zion_Alex__@reddit

Don’t eat that shit

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WiseChemistry2339@reddit

Looks like albino turds.

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teggster1@reddit

Does he say the same thing about soap

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pandesal666@reddit

Cooking chicken or pork or whatever the fugg this is, thoroughly, however, is necessary.

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jesusjonessucks@reddit

Hands!

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dhhehsnsx@reddit

My god

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Small_Tax_9432@reddit

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sexualism@reddit

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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christopherrobbinss@reddit

The one on the right needs a few more mins 🤢🤮

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jazzyj279@reddit

It looks like a bunch of cooked d*cks or really big slimy slugs that have been cooked. smh who would eat this garbage?

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Consistent-Swan948@reddit

You might need new friends.

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gilfas@reddit

They... should be strung up at the neck untill dead, no chicken deserves that fate

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Mellz117@reddit

I think you should stop being friends with him.

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mycookiepants@reddit

That’s an insult to that poor chicken.

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leel_the_world@reddit

stages of embryonic development, deconstructed, circa 2024

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Cobrey726@reddit

Bees don't need to explain to Flys why honey is better than shite but I do hope your friend gets help. Nobody should eat l this.

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moth-society@reddit

Only my dogs eat it without seasonings, wtf is wrong g with this person

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screwyoumike@reddit

Straight to jail.

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guru_odell@reddit

You’re friend must eat a lot, and be strongly encouraged to bring cups, plates, drinks, and eating utensils to cookouts and pot lucks.

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SkippyDrinksVodka@reddit

your friend probably listens to “whatever is on” when people ask what music he likes

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ElderberryDirect9578@reddit

Find a new friend haha they sound boring

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anongentry@reddit

Ex-friend* ftfy

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BibbityBobertyBoo@reddit

Those aren't fully cooked. Cooked chicken doesn't leave slime on your plate. Enjoy the salmonella.

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oscarsowner@reddit

It was straight into the microwave without even being thawed out wasn’t it.

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ThePupatup@reddit

It isn’t necessary… if you want to eat shitty food for your whole life.

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HumbleAbbreviations@reddit

Are they okay mentally?

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wokediznuts@reddit

Your friend is having some sort of major breakdown in his life. Find out who hurt him.

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tehthrdman@reddit

I mean... orgasms aren't strictly "necessary" either but they make life a hell of a lot better

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cmeleep@reddit

Your friend is a monster.

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pwrz@reddit

This picture gave me salmonella.

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mende1975@reddit

You need a new friend.

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Mashy09@reddit

Id leave that’s not how you cook food

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j_ha17@reddit

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metromade@reddit

Yuck. Simply yuck.

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Ordinary_Mechanic_@reddit

Your friend sees food as fuel and doesn’t need unnecessary nonsense along with it. Respectable.

Personally prefer flavour with my boiled chicken breasts.

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South-Boysenberry678@reddit

Apparently cooked food isn’t necessarily either

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BlackMoonBird@reddit

Does he happen to find water spicy

Jumping Christ, keep this man out of a kitchen, he doesn't belong in one

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IcyAmphibian9706@reddit

Apparently so is cooking said food.

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thats_so_merlyn@reddit

Bodybuilders need to stop this shit

And if your friend ISN'T a bodybuilder and still eats chicken like this, he needs to be locked up for the rest of his life.

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KupoMateria13@reddit

Pretty sure it's a streamer following a bodybuilder's diet for Camp Knut.

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KupoMateria13@reddit

Pretty sure this is one of the guys meals from OTK during Camp Knut lmao

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Vivid_Razzmatazz4196@reddit

No chicken deserves this

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OdeToMelancholy@reddit

This is a food crime.

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CrimsonThar@reddit

"I wanna taste the meat"

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Interesting-Cry-5725@reddit

I mean, I agree to a degree, if I'm feeding, it don't matter the taste, but if I feel like enjoying my food, yeah, lawreys seasoning salts. (Probably misspelled that)

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Old-Salamander3738@reddit

Looks like pale shit

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daemonicwanderer@reddit

I mean, food is edible without seasoning. But if you love yourself, you will season this food damnit

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BitOBear@reddit

Guy may have no sense of smell.

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TheBeaniestBeans@reddit

Wtf they do, microwave the chicken?

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beefykush@reddit

Is the friend the same color as the chicken?

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DaleDimmaDone@reddit

I mean Jesus it's so easy to make even just a quick 20 minute marinade.

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SanguineElora@reddit

Ah, he likes salmonella as seasoning. Noted.

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clairvoygiraffe@reddit

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Opening-Selection120@reddit

oh my god is that loss

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Hungry-Credit6520@reddit

Get new friends

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Alarming-Leopard8545@reddit

This looks microwaved

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BitEnvironmental4872@reddit

He thinks living isn’t necessary either

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Bleedingdaisy@reddit

This chicken looks both extremely raw and extremely dry. Like it cooked from the freezer burn. It also looks like it’s going to start spasming. New fear unlocked. Thanks OP.

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Wrong-Imagination-73@reddit

to each their own, some have dietary or other restrictions

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no_blueforyellow@reddit

that looks like i am chewing one bite for 3 mins straight

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NeptuneAndCherry@reddit

Chicken jerky

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Quiet-Philosopher-47@reddit

Gotta sip some water with each bite

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Fair_Detective337@reddit

When I was young, I LOVED dry chicken. Literally my favourite type of meat was overdone chicken. I hated chicken when it's juicy.

I still like dry chicken (especially overdone dry rotisserie chicken - first the crispy skin, then the dry meat), but I prefer juicy chicken today.

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timeless_ocean@reddit

I always felt like I'm the only one. I really enjoy dry food, especially chicken.

Of course I prefer a juicy perfectly cooked chicken, but I'd very happily eat an overdone one too.

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thehypnodoor@reddit

Ever watch bar rescue? "The one minute chew!"

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no_blueforyellow@reddit

gif

me chewing my way through one minute

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Worthless_n_Suicidal@reddit

god, I can fucking feel this comment... you're so right though, that meat is tough

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ZOOTV83@reddit

Starts tough and then just gets gummy and sticky in the crevices of your molars.

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funkychickens@reddit

dry and fibrous mmm

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Altruistic-Hand-7000@reddit

Builds more jaw muscle than mewing that way

/s

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RadiantRing@reddit

Well.. if you’re only interested in consuming calories to live, I guess it’s not.

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OctoSevenTwo@reddit

What even are those?

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vamppirre@reddit

The poor chicken that died for this. 😔

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maxoutoften@reddit

Wiping my ass isn’t necessary but it’s still a good thing to do

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AbbreviationsOk000@reddit

Run !!!!

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that_damn_dog@reddit

Neither is sex, but both make life more tolerable

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cornygiraffe@reddit

What...did he do to these chicken tenders....

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Boanerges11@reddit

Ugggghhh

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Scarlett_Lynx@reddit

Why does he hate joy so much?!

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Visual_Option_9638@reddit

Theres nothing wrong with this. This man is eating healthy, all the hypocrites judging him are just that. These are people that will tell people to eat healthy but cover their food in sugar.

This is a perfectly good sugar free carnivore meal.

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ReiBunnZ@reddit

Is that an un-fried chicken tenderloin?

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schase05@reddit

If the jaw muscle was part of your weekly workout routine.

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Mervwolfington@reddit

Nope. Nope. Nope.

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The-Endless-Swirl@reddit

When did your friend decide they hated life? 😐

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Shiny_Kisame@reddit

These posts must be fake on purpose just for stereotyping and karma farming 💀

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evlway1997@reddit

They look like pig embryos

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SuitednZooted@reddit

Mmmm human food 👽

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dancegal26@reddit

I guess cooking it also isn’t necessary??

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lequory@reddit

Apparently cooking it doesn't matter either

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ShakeWeightMyDick@reddit

Probably microwaved it

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abba-zabba88@reddit

Your friend needs to be committed

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Direct-Dragonfly-496@reddit

That’s not your friend anymore.

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Bruddah827@reddit

He’s human?!

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Silent_Shaman@reddit

He baked it as well just to spite you

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detahramet@reddit

I mean, there's certainly something to be said for appreciating the flavor of invidual ingredients, but he does know that he literally needs salt to live, right?

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SnowRook@reddit

I have a coworker who sprinkles it in her water. She also reheats macaroni. I promise she has redeeming qualities, but if she turns out to have bodies in her basement would I be the most surprised?

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OhJeezer@reddit

You mean like reheating mac and cheese after refrigerating? Is that frowned upon??? My grandma makes some crazy good mac and cheese and I always take some home when I visit her lol.

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SnowRook@reddit

There’s a difference between grandma’s Mac and Kraft dinner to be sure. Reheated Kraft dinner is inedible my guy.

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OhJeezer@reddit

Oh hell nah that's barbaric

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starlighthill-g@reddit

And I feel like IF you are not going to season your food… you have to at least cook it well, right?

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fucccboii@reddit

he knows a spoonful before bed will fix that

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Lv_InSaNe_vL@reddit

I had a friend who had low blood pressure and the doctor put him on salt pills.

I guess I don't know what I was expecting but a tiny compressed salt block was not it. I guess I thought it's still be like a normal pill or something haha

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asentientai@reddit

A spoonful of salt makes the medicine go down

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cynical-rationale@reddit

Lol I'm just imagining a tablespoon of pure table salt in a spoon right before they shut their light off.

Imagine the dry mouth when you wake up. Oof.

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Signal_Road@reddit

If '... It looked so good I got impatient.’ is anything to go by, then the sheer amount of autofellation going on here, regardless of their anatomical setup, may just be recycling the salt already in their system.

OR they're just collecting the tears of this subreddit much like Mike Flanigan does with his different horror series.

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stinkyhooch@reddit

Just put it in your protein shake

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SilentTau@reddit

Modern grocery store chicken is salted already. In fact, it’s likely that there’s added salt in nearly everything you’ll eat today.

That said, it’s some bland ass chicken.

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PizzaTime666@reddit

Is cooking it also unnecessary?

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-lastochka-@reddit

what is the goop.....?

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d1n0nugg1es@reddit

And neither is cooking the meat apparently

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paperjav@reddit

Did you not at least tell them it's necessary to cook the food sometimes?

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Naniebabie@reddit

🤮🤮🤮🤮🚮🗑️

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VoidFoxi@reddit

Poor guy..

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The-Idiot-1@reddit

Is heat also not necessary, or

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Unfit_Daddy@reddit

is your friend Satan himself? Who loves misery and torment?

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SlunkSloother@reddit

keep a close eye on this psychopath

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MrsPowers94@reddit

He’s technically correct …it’s not necessary to season your food, but most reasonable and sane people tend to enjoy seasoning on their food, so they don’t feel like they have to choke it down their gullet like it’s some form of cruel punishment instead of it being an enjoyable dinner experience.

Your friend must be a body builder. Most of my body building friends who were in training ate like this all the time. They weren’t interested in enjoying their food, as much as they only wanted to consume as much protein in a day as possible.

Cool good for you, but most seasonings are 0 calories and carbs…so wtf. If you’re determined to eat a whole chicken in a day why not at least make it somewhat enjoyable with some dang seasoning? It takes 2 seconds to do the bare minimum and shake some mixed seasonings on the chicken before cooking it. Way better than whatever this is.

Besides the lack of seasoning, I’ve never seen chicken that looked so overcooked and rubbery, but yet raw at the same time. How did this even happen?

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Bitter-Entrance6276@reddit

Time for a new friend?

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GI581d@reddit

It’s not wrong but he must hate joy

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Wildfire9@reddit

Your friend just needs to accept the fact that he can't cook.

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ThePennedKitten@reddit

I’m guessing your friend is a body builder. They all do this eating disorder bullshit. 😭

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ltanner@reddit

That shit tastes like straight BIRD. nothing else.

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Thishandofmine00G@reddit

I would kindly explain that I’m never eating your food again.

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AdUnlucky9972@reddit

Be careful he might be a psychopath 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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No-Appeal11037@reddit

Does he not have a sense of taste anymore?

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Kurichan28@reddit

I’d rather eat Raw tofu

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millhows@reddit

What’s it like being friends with a serial killer?

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somethingrandom261@reddit

“Food is fuel” people are the most socially acceptable types of masochists. Like, why are you doing this to yourself.

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Icy-Librarian-7347@reddit

It's f***ing RAWR!!! (GORDON ACCENT)

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Icy-Librarian-7347@reddit

It's f***ing RAWR

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Poopsock328@reddit

That albumin just looks so gross

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wintergrad14@reddit

No.

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Fantastic_West_4976@reddit

What the fuck is that.

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Micalas@reddit

Oh, it's chicken. I assumed it was a series of malformed dog dicks.

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friendliestbug@reddit

I guess neither is cooking it??

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ElectrikDonut@reddit

And clearly not cooked well enough either.😳

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Monvi@reddit

That man isn’t your friend

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fuggettabuddy@reddit

Ultimately who cares. It’s just survival mass

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JEWCEY@reddit

We need a food abuse sub.

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Stewapalooza@reddit

So. No salt? No fat? Nothing?

Fuuuuuck that.

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kryskryskrys@reddit

It looks like baby mice. I don't understand. What is wrong with people who don't season their food? Genuine psychopaths.

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waisonline99@reddit

Guy I went to college with at just plain rice and boiled chicken or dried tuna for the entire two years i knew him.

He might still be doing it for all I know.

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hellokittycupcakes@reddit

anyone who will serve this to you is not your fucking friend 😩

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thebeginingisnear@reddit

make new friends. Or show this person the light... but this mentality that it "isn't necessary" is terrifying.

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Sentinel-of-War@reddit

Is it microwaved? Gross.

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LegiticusCorndog@reddit

Looks like some DayZ cutlets

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onward-and-upward@reddit

A well-lived life isn’t necessary

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Natural_Soda@reddit

Even some salt and pepper goes a long way. Why go out of your way to not season something at all? Just being lazy???

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Revenga8@reddit

Your friend needs introduction to spice. Have they ever experienced.... black pepper?

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spinteractive@reddit

My god, live a little.

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renzeira@reddit

Looks like raw poop

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luftwaffe109@reddit

ita sure shit necessary

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isticist@reddit

I mean... He's technically right. Seasoning isn't necessary. One could even argue that seasonings are to blame for the suffering and deaths of hundreds of millions of people throughout history... but seasonings are deeply desired, even desirable enough to conquer the world for them.

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DiazepamDreams@reddit

Your friend needs a cooking class, lol.. There's a hate crime happening in that plate.

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Afraid-Interest3726@reddit

You need better friends

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iSo_Cold@reddit

Your 'friend' is a sociopath of the highest order. You need to distance yourself before you end up a human wetsuit.

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Free_Deinonychus_Hug@reddit

Br*tish

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Dogon_Ascension@reddit

When ppl don’t season their food

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allebasiix@reddit

Where’s Josh and Mama? They need this recipe

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Catkonez@reddit

Did…did they cook it fully…? Damn.

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colortheworldblind@reddit

absolutely fucking disgusting. my stomach is turning

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bigduckmoses@reddit

Your friend can go to hell.

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North_Local_446@reddit

I had unseasoned chicken for the first time ever ( we were hella poor) when I was in the 3rd or 4th grade and it was one of the saddest days in my life lol, it tasted like nothing, it was like I wasn’t even eating anything.

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pitifuljester@reddit

Someone send this man to flavor town!

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depatrickcie87@reddit

I kinda envy this. If I could be satisfied by a regular diet of unseasoned microwave frozen chicken pieces, I'd probably be way healthier.

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oldartistmike@reddit

That’s a plate full of depression

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obsidian_butterfly@reddit

Jesus... I mean ok yeah it's not necessary but neither is toilet paper. Doesn't mean I want a shitty ass. Just throwing that out there.

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RWDPhotos@reddit

May as well plop the whole bird on the plate and take it from there

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VenomRek@reddit

That’s like saying wiping your ass isn’t necessary. You wouldn’t be wrong, but you’d be a psychopath not to.

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zandra47@reddit

He’s just lazy

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Willing_Notice1850@reddit

Your friend is a psychopath

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kuse94@reddit

Gordon would slap him silly if he saw that

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OffBeatBerry_707@reddit

Is it raw or overcooked I literally can’t tell

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TurncoatTony@reddit

I guess trimming some fat off isn't necessary either lol

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TheBattyWitch@reddit

This is an argument that I have had for years with my father-in-law he believes that everybody should season their own food after it's cooked....

He wonders why his son does not like pot roast of any sort, and it's because his idea of a roast is literally throwing unseasoned lumps of meat into a crock pot and then tossing potatoes and carrots onto it. Not even salt or pepper.

Needless to say I do the majority of the cooking in this house because I'm not a heathen.

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Mister_Shaun@reddit

Damn... Can't imagine the taste of that roast... 😂😂😂

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Simonic@reddit

Basically my mom’s cooking.

Whenever people would say they missed their mom’s cooking…I’d be like - I go to all the restaurants I miss when visiting home to avoid the home cooking.

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RedDawndLionRoars@reddit

This is the JD Vance of chicken.

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Linky_Boi@reddit

Bro definitely microwaved this… I would know

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ur_mum_gei@reddit

Is this loss?

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BretterBear19@reddit

Your friend is a serial killer..run!😂

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RecentSatisfaction14@reddit

I guarantee there’s something in your friend’s browser history that would put them away for life.

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zxinsanebloodxz@reddit

I'd genuinely assume they had an unhealthy relationship with food, either now or at some point in the past, and are trying to remove any joy that comes from eating.

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1racooninatrenchcoat@reddit

Just throw the whole man away

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Kirko28@reddit

Ur friend probably has an eating disorder lol

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shelbymfcloud@reddit

That is disgusting

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SecretSea2715@reddit

Depression

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MrsPeaches33@reddit

did you…did you eat it??

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Jazzlike_Amount2568@reddit

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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fendrhead-@reddit

It must be hard loosing a friend

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kitgrow1742@reddit

As a farmer this makes me sad… Im gonna go apologize to my chickens now and promise them I will make sure they are delicious.

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CoffeePizzaSushiDick@reddit

Ur friend is on Druggs , the goooooOood kind… meh - most likely not.

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Vick_CXVII@reddit

Cooking it correctly is necessary though.

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Ok_Dare_520@reddit

This "friend" of yours definitely has people zip tied up under his bed

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BlazeDa1notda2@reddit

No he is unnecessary

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Horror-Ad-1095@reddit

Ughhh. I get those frozen "chicken breasts" as well sometimes. They are very sad...but I like buying them for my salads/veggie mixes

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contrarymary27@reddit

I cooked chicken like this when I was dealing with a lot of stress and didn’t really give af about enjoying food just wanted to get it done.

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ms_tickles@reddit

Medium rare chicken

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ConnectionWise408@reddit

did he splooge on the chicken

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Choozbert@reddit

Top tier post. This made me lose my appetite.

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unIuckies@reddit

is cooking it all the way through unnecessary, too?

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OilyRicardo@reddit

If its just for him and he only eats for nutrition then yes, i guess technically? But it begs the question of whether he’s had seasoned food.

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Fun-Tadpole-7447@reddit

I think bro thinks cooking and baking techniques are also pointless hence microwaving everything.

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Flatworm_Least@reddit

Check in on your friends on the regular. They must have had a tragic childhood.

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QueenInesDeCastro@reddit

I would rather starve.

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Loud_Bit6359@reddit

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ThePingMachine@reddit

Seasoning is "unnecessary" in the same way music is unnecessary. In the same way that quality clothing or decent shoes are unnecessary. Seasoning is as unnecessary as bathing frequently or relaxing at home with a loved one.

Technically you can survive without it, but life is infinitely better WITH it.

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rykcon@reddit

With friends like this, who needs enemies?

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HeavensToBetsyy@reddit

DayZ human steak

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pphurley@reddit

Did he blend that and drink through a straw? Then seasoning wouldn’t be necessary.

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-golden_goose-@reddit

you need new friends

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cofmeb@reddit

yeah but cooking it is

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ThatCakeIsDone@reddit

He might have COVID

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PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe@reddit

Post this on TikTok you will not regret it your friend will get roasted, possibly to death but at least SOMEthing will be properly cooked

The thought of the texture makes me want to puke. I never thought I'd prefer boiled chicken to anything..

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Bored-Ship-Guy@reddit

This is technically correct, but your friend is still a demon.

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mitterbubbie@reddit

My dogs eat better than him.

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post-death_wave_core@reddit

Is your friend severely depressed

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abraxastaxes@reddit

I was going to go with sociopath

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Burgundy_Starfish@reddit

I could be off base, but it’s a trend among some (obviously not all) bodybuilders and weight lifters to not season their proteins. No idea why

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camdalfthegreat@reddit

Somebody builders are just masochists that don't realize it

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rhymes_with_mayo@reddit

because they have male-coded eating disorders

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whatevendoidoyall@reddit

I think it's because at some point in weightlifting food becomes a chore and not something you enjoy.

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Huge-Basket244@reddit

The idea is to make food more of a fuel for your gains instead of a pleasure thing, that way you get your macros and micros without feeling as tempted to eat extra. Because your food sucks.

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Kooky-Onion9203@reddit

Stoicism; the food isn't there to taste good, it's there to fuel your body. They don't want to make it enjoyable because that promotes excess and requires you to make extra decisions about what flavor you want. If you're just going to have one flavor every time, it might as well be plain.

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_mad_adams@reddit

It might literally just be that they don’t want it to taste too good or they might overeat. A lot of people with really strict diets train themselves to only see food as nutrients and taste/enjoyment isn’t a consideration

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post-death_wave_core@reddit

I’ve heard that too. If I had to guess, cause it appeals to the ‘stoic’ attitude of avoiding things that are comfortable.

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droopymaroon@reddit

I think it's also just a weird way of looking at food in an attempt to try to break out of what they perceive as bad habits. Had one of these guys one time tell me he had to learn to "eat to live" rather than "live to eat." So I guess the idea is to boil it down to literally the most basic of elements you need.

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MeCagoEnPeronconga@reddit

No, it's because it's faster and cheaper and you don't need to do any thinking. If you had to cook this 5x a day like some bodybuilders do to reach their protein intake goals, you'd try the easiest way to cook your meals, too

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RAM-DOS@reddit

you can mix together spices ahead of time. All you have to do is throw a couple tbsp into a bowl with the chicken and some salt and let it sit for like 10m. And unless you’re competing for ms Olympia, some olive oil too.

side note, 5 times this much chicken would be like 300 grams of protein - which is more than could possibly be useful for basically anyone unless you’re like hapthor or Tom haviland on a cut.

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Rodrat@reddit

Those I've talked too have said that it makes it harder somehow to eat the amount they do.

I don't understand it personally.

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BannanDylan@reddit

A lot of people bulk and then cut, probably makes the cut easier if you aren't really enjoying your food

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BannanDylan@reddit

I can imagine if someone is cutting weight, then not enjoying food would help them to do that.

Nothing about it being "manly" - plenty of women bodybuilders do the same

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kai58@reddit

I think for the biggest ones they just need to eat so much food that properly seasoning all of it would get very expensive and unhealthy, I’ve also heard it might be easier when cutting because it’s easier to stop eating if it doesn’t taste good.

Other than that I think people are just copying it because they see the big guys doing it.

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Rider434@reddit

It’s so they teach their body to not seek enjoyment out of eating. That way it’s purely a fuel source for them.

No clue if it works but I could never.

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SaltyLonghorn@reddit

It works just as well as cupping. Meaning its a giant sign that someone is an idiot.

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letitgrowonme@reddit

Don't discount thinking something works for someone if it isn't actively harming them.

One of those cups at the bottom of my neck can pull in such a satisfying way.

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Spice_and_Fox@reddit

Do whatever you want, just don't go around and spread misinformation about any health benefits or something

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letitgrowonme@reddit

I'll continue not doing that then?

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Spice_and_Fox@reddit

In your previous comment you responded to "cupping doesn't work" with "it works for me".

It doesn't work for you, because it doesn't do anything. It feels nice, but thats all

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letitgrowonme@reddit

Why put quotation marks on things that weren't said?

You don't work for me. I don't know what you do. You aren't being nice, and that's probably not all.

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TheShadowOverBayside@reddit

Thanks for bringing up cupping because I see the marks on some NBA players every game (usually around their shoulders and upper arms) and I take it as a huge red flag that they're mentally handicapped. That's not the guy you want being a primary ballhandler and playmaker.

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notabigmelvillecrowd@reddit

Or that they have an eating disorder.

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Life-Island@reddit

I could see it being a tactic of someone who previously had an unhealthy relationship with food who was eating really unhealthy.

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alghiorso@reddit

There seems to be a recent uptick in neostoicism especially among the alpha-sigma-grindset type influencers

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DingleberryBlaster69@reddit

Not a bodybuilder but regularly hit protein/carb/veg for weeks at a time, there’s only so many ways to “plus it up”, and eventually I get tired of thinking of new ways. So I just slam it in the oven with some salt and pepper and call it a day.

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713nikki@reddit

ED

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Beefwhistle007@reddit

That one is called orthorexia. Somehow putting a bit of rub on that chicken is weakness.

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713nikki@reddit

Well, not only weakness (because I knew plenty of them who didn’t look at it like that), but rather ‘why add that unnecessary sodium and calories to my intake?’

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Beefwhistle007@reddit

"Why add that sodium?" sounds like a more acceptable way to say "I can't add that sodium. I'd be weak if I added that sodium." Why add it? Because it tastes better, and evidently wanting things to taste better would be a sign of weakness, because joy isn't as important as strength (despite the fact that the salt would do absolutely nothing to them.)

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713nikki@reddit

A lot of women don’t have this hang up about weakness that you’re attributing this to. I’m not saying it isn’t orthorexia or avoidance of weakness for SOME people, but not for all of them who eat restrictively like this. I can see men having the hang up about the perceived weakness, but I’ve known many more women with ED who eat like this and has nothing to do with weakness avoidance.

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Beefwhistle007@reddit

It makes them think they are stoic and more resilient than other people, and can eschew all bodily pleasures in some pursuit of masculine superiority.

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AbanaClara@reddit

Sometimes it’s not even the trend of not seasoning, many lifters just need the fucking protein and that fixation sometimes makes them not care about the taste / looks as long as it’s palateable

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kai58@reddit

I would be too if that was my dinner tbh

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Rynooe@reddit

Hell nah, don’t do that. I’m severely depressed and can still cook my food with seasoning. This man just doesn’t like food

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Routine-Mode-2812@reddit

Severely depressed Still eats

Choose one.

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HAND_HOOK_CAR_DOOR@reddit

Usually it’s doesn’t eat or over eats not just doesn’t eat.

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merklemore@reddit

Recently severely, now only mildly depressed person chiming in:

At my worst, food was one of the only things I still gave a fuck about. I've made plenty of "depression meals" that would qualify as a disaster in presentation and fit nicely in this sub, but they kept me keeping on, on another level than just calories.

Got help and real medication now but I keep up baking partially because it just makes me feel better all the way through. Hope you find your thing if you're serious, food or otherwise u/Rynooe

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Rynooe@reddit

I’m serious. Waiting on a psychiatrist that I was referred to to call with an appointment so I can get put on a medication that works. In therapy now but it’s still tough. Thank you for including me u/merklemore

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Just_Trying321@reddit

In same boat but My wait time is 4months...

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MovieNightPopcorn@reddit

Proud of you for taking the steps necessary to get yourself in a better place. Rooting for you!

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girltuesday@reddit

Hope you're feeling better soon

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Rynooe@reddit

Thank you!

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prairiepanda@reddit

I keep up baking partially because it just makes me feel better all the way through

The dirty dishes afterwards are a downer for me. Cleaning flour goo out of my mixing bowl, or scrubbing all the various crevices of a muffin tray...I just don't like it.

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RiggaPigga@reddit

One day I wake up and make myself a very tasty huge meal

Another day I wake up and proceed to eat cereal and sandwiches for the entire day

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whoaismoi@reddit

When you're eating your feelings, you want that shit to taste good. This chicken would make me more depressed.

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_Rohrschach@reddit

and I'm still lazy and unmotivated as fuck, so it's either some premade food with a few extras to make it more appealing or I take a whole afternoon to make a big pot of chili that will feed me for a week.
or, if the budget allows it, some fastfood.

right now I#m testing how long I can live off of shrimps with tomatoes in chicken broth. It's probably healthier than fastfood, slightly cheaper and easy+ fast to make. my cats go crazy smelling the shrimps though. One day I'm gonna make an unseasoned portion like OPs' friend and surprise them

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SMTRodent@reddit

I sometimes wake up with depression the way people wake up with a cold, and the way I break those spells is by making myself a decent meal. It usually takes a whole, entire day of doing that and nothing else, but it makes me feel cared for when I eat it, and that seems to push out the brain weasels until the next time.

Going for a walk when the dawn is blue helps too, during the depths of winter when that light is there at 7-8am.

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Phillyfuk@reddit

Or he likes food as is.

I enjoy foods before the seasoning and have eaten chicken like this before. I like the flavor of the actual thing I'm eating. It's not all the time, but I still do it.

I'm also not a fan of salt after the way my dad used to cook with it.

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tris_majestis@reddit

Seriously, I'm severely depressed and cooking is one of the few things I actually enjoy.

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F-ck_spez@reddit

My brother in law would make a meal for himself before he married my sister which was just a pound of ground beef, cooked on the stove top. Nothing else, just cooked ground beef.

Some people are just different, man.

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LittleVesuvius@reddit

I’m severely depressed and I season my chicken. This is just sad. Put some sauce or spices on that at least. And cook it properly; that’s food poisoning waiting to happen!

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Indecisive-Diver555@reddit

I was severely depressed for a while and literally drank flavorless protein and carb supplements mixed with water to keep myself alive. While in therapy I bounced in and out of that cycle but when I was in it you could see the effect in my face. Combined with trying to keep up the image of my life being fine on the outside I was burning the candle on both ends.

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guave06@reddit

Nah I think he’s just starving and undernourished

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liberatedhusks@reddit

We don’t claim this man. I put garlic powder, steak seasoning and rosemary on my chicken before I air fry it at least.

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Swimming_Repair_3729@reddit

I prefer to consume my meat uncooked and unflavored things like "heat" and "seasoning" just get in the way

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SquantSlabs@reddit

Sustenance

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spiritedcrone@reddit

Oooh, he's wrong. I don't think I've even seen a bird so thoroughly disrespected. Awful to regard. What sort of brute does this???

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The_Green_Recon@reddit

do me a favor and nut shot your friend for me and all the other professional cooks

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ashenhill@reddit

You and me both

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Kronomancer1192@reddit

Most things in life aren't necessary but they sure as shit make it better.

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Blankenhoff@reddit

If he can eat it that way its probably healthier, idk. But couldnt be me

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ataxiwardance@reddit

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ChristieDarrow@reddit

This looks like the depression meals I’d eat standing over the sink

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sanguinesecretary@reddit

That poor chicken did NOT die for this mess

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ScumbagLady@reddit

A chicken died for this kind of mistreatment after death?!

Not only does it seem to lack any sense of seasonings, it also looks dried out as well! Someone needs to get this person a multi function air fryer and an air fryer cookbook to go with it, as well as some spices.

Before I moved back in to be a caregiver for my elderly mother, she only had salt, black pepper, and paprika... and the paprika was from when I left it accidentally on Thanksgiving!

Yet, she has the nerve to complain about my cooking. Apparently, an entire stick of butter goes into everything.

I have taken over Thanksgivings now, and have to pretend like I'm listening to her suggestions but do things my way anyways. Juicy, wonderfully seasoned turkey? She didn't like it. Her so dry it's tough turkeys from past Thanksgivings? Perfection. She does the easiest, simplest versions of everything or wants to try to make "something she saw on YouTube". It never turns out right, leaves the kitchen like a warzone, and wastes a ton of food.

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fusiongt021@reddit

Watch out because he'll be eating you soon. No seasoning needed

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Gloomy_Discipline_66@reddit

no seasoning is fine i guess but does it have to be raw???

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troysplay@reddit

It looks like he doesn’t think cooking it is necessary either.

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curiousdryad@reddit

I feel sick. Tell us more about your friend. He must be studied

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KH5-92@reddit

Straight to jail.

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DramaQueen100@reddit

But did he have to boil it 😭

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poppatrout@reddit

He is not your friend.

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Cavaquillo@reddit

Why does your friend eat baby feet?

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Routine-Gazelle2334@reddit

Let this be fake...let this be fake...

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Jimminy_Frick_it@reddit

I've ate unseasoned ground beef plenty of times. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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logic-is-god@reddit

Some people only eat food out of necessity, not flavor. Especially if they are trying to strictly control their diet and their gastro system.

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Gingrish252@reddit

Neither is cooking it, apparently.

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cahillc134@reddit

My father in law does this. He also doesn’t like tacos because they are too messy and he won’t eat anything with bbq sauce. He claims to not like vinegar, mustard, or ketchup but little does he know, many of my dishes that he says he loves have varying amount of these fine ingredients…. And food is just one thing that he is incredibly weird about.

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UserPrincipalName@reddit

Aaahhh, sun dried chicken cutlets.

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International_Let_50@reddit

I even used seasoning when I had an eating disorder

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One-Injury-4415@reddit

I mean, seasoning ISNT necessary, it’s mainly for flavor.

Eating is solely for fuel, we eat to fuel our body with the nutrients it needs.

We season things because we WANT too.

So he’s right, if he likes it like that, then it’s perfectly fine. Some people eat solely because they have too much that’s ok.

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Axenrott_0508@reddit

Sounds like a bodybuilder to me. Bland chicken with a side of cardboard for 5 meals a day

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malYca@reddit

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irritabletom@reddit

It's like an uncanny valley for food.

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TheNewYellowZealot@reddit

Is he suffering from long covid?

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Long_Matter9697@reddit

Salmonella paradise

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PseudonymIncognito@reddit

Might your friend on the spectrum?

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Cheebody27@reddit

Your friend might be a serial killer

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VonCrunchhausen@reddit

what the fuck is that shit

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CammyPooo@reddit

Neither is cooking your food apparently

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Cheesi_Boi@reddit

Actual psychopath

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Glum-Control-996@reddit

😴

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Deciple_of_None@reddit

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atomictonic11@reddit

Even just a few pinches of salt would have been okay. But nothing?

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KayleAustin@reddit

Its…. Still pink…

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reidgrammy@reddit

Disgusting

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hayesarchae@reddit

I had a college roommate who ate egg sandwiches. Egg, bread, one slice of cheese. No seasonings or sauces, no other meals, unless it was at a pub (which is probably how he survived his own diet).

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Billy0315@reddit

Did he cook it

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rhaeja69@reddit

chickens death was all for nothing damn

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Hadleyagain@reddit

I hope you're planning an intervention.

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tissboom@reddit

I would just stare at someone in silence if this happened

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Stock-Mission-7561@reddit

Why do people always shit on others food. Let's see what you made, OP?

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Spiritual-Wing-962@reddit

Why do people always shit on others food. Let's see what you made, OP?

Ummmmm...

Did you see the name of this sub?

"(Shitty food) porn"

That's the whole thing. Shitting on food is what happens here. Did you say "shit on others food" ironically, because that is funny.

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Stock-Mission-7561@reddit

I get making fun of stuff that I make, but this sub is so full of ingrates that can't cook anything and then make fun of the people that cook for them.

I just don't like the posts where someone other than OP is being made the subject of fun.

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Eman9871@reddit

How do people eat this 😭

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Pizzapizzazi@reddit

I think I got food poisoning just looking at this 😅

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Zombieweasel3000@reddit

This makes prison food look like a high quality meal.

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Chromeburn_@reddit

Who needs flavor?

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Wild_Life_8865@reddit

looks like something a serial killer would put on the plate right before you learn you're trapped in their house

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amondohk@reddit

Okay... but like, what about the cooking part?

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Snarky_Critic@reddit

This has to be a joke.

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Theabsoluteworst1289@reddit

I’m going to guess your friend thinks of food as “fuel” and not something enjoyable because I don’t see how else anyone would be happy with consuming this.

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NorthernSkeptic@reddit

Seasoning might not be, but cooking is. Wtf

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midgethepuff@reddit

Reminds me of that Off Menu episode my husband showed me once where the guest didn’t really enjoy eating food and literally blended his chicken in a blender so he could drink/eat it faster.

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Noeckett@reddit

Apparently cooking it well isn't necessary either

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OldBabyl@reddit

Pro life people are gonna call these aborted fetuses.

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WesternCzar@reddit

This is very sad.

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tlollz52@reddit

He is correct though. It really isn't necessary. It's way better when it is though.

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Vesalii@reddit

When tu hate food, eating, and yourself.

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dazaislefttitty@reddit

i fear you need new feiends

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Misstea81@reddit

A few Tylenol and that chicken will be up on its feet.

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PQbutterfat@reddit

Some other post said unseasoned chicken is a blank canvas. If you do t season it, you are eating canvas. Thats canvas.

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Moyer1666@reddit

I guess cooking it isn't either

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SewRuby@reddit

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Far-Dimension3507@reddit

The cat will love it and fight you for it

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Any-Effective2565@reddit

Don't trust this person.

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rymyle@reddit

I have a friend like this. She says eating is just a chore and she gets no joy out of it. But at least she would put lemon pepper on chicken

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gilmorefile13@reddit

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SweetCream2005@reddit

Neither is fully cooking it I guess

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Kection@reddit

I am 100% with your friend. Steak and chicken breast need no seasoning. I used to eat this all the time in my teens and 20s when I was out partying.

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Spiritual-Wing-962@reddit

I am 100% with your friend, steak and chicken breast need no seasoning. I used to eat this all the time in my teens and 20s when I was out partying.

But...

You were out partying. So like, people eat all kinds of random or gros shit when they are partying

Also- Who eats steak when they're out partying?

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Kection@reddit

No one, you read what you wanted and I can't retort cause you'll do it again.

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skullsandstuff@reddit

Every single renowned chef on the planet disagrees.

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Isac4202006@reddit

Salt and pepper bare minimum cmon

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sheetstank@reddit

It’s time to check in on this friend

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jrandall47@reddit

I mean it doesn’t NEED seasoning, he’s not wrong. But if you want to actually enjoy eating the shit you’re chewing, you should do something.

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TotesNotGreg_@reddit

Haha that’s hilarious. We all have our own tastes. Is he just picky or is there more going on here?

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Affectionate_Step863@reddit

What about cooking it?

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OMA_@reddit

Idk how the hell he turned chicken breast into chicken nuggets without cutting it. But it’s a no from me. He still poops like a baby.

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Vegetable-Move-7950@reddit

I honestly thought this was a surgery and some leftover fat from a liposuction.

I don't know how people eat like this. Eating is an art and one of the highlights of life.

This guy leads a sad life.

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Professional_Speed21@reddit

I mean, a restaurant would give him FREE salt and pepper 😂

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macpeters@reddit

Even if you only use food as fuel, spices have all sorts of nutrients and health benefits. https://www.nutrition-and-you.com/healthy_spices.html